Guess That Ass
And the answer is Supermodel Denni Parkinson. Oh my god. It’s almost like Richard Branson read my mind. I mean people are always asking me; “Hey Pres what would you do if you ever struck it rich with Barstool Sports.” And my answer is always I’d buy my own private island and then wind surf the shit out of it with naked bitches hanging on to me for dear life. And the best part is that if the chick falls off you don’t even stop to pick her up. You just let her ass drown and move onto the next hot chick. Whoever is left standing at the end gets the privilege of being one of your 9 gazillion fuck toys. That’s just the way it works when you’re this rich. Maybe one day….





Dude… Whhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaattttttt!?! Richard Branson is the man.
this could be the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen on here. even my dick is unsure if this is a good or bad thing. richard branson=bad.
that is too awesome!! looks like a dead look alike to Giselle! http://www.CTSportsPicks.com
Clinging to him like a baby Koala. Nice.
richard branson is a fucking lunatic. this bitch aint too hot. i want some busty curvy women.
You gotta be fucking kiddin me!!!!!!!!!!
Just shows that rich assholes like Branson are stupid. Dumb fucks facing the wrong way.
That guy is my hero. End transmission.
These ugly rich fucks got it made
This is easily a top 5 all time, arguably the best.
Wait is this the guy with the huge mansion that was on cribsand its got the shitter that overlooks the ocean?
Heated76
Yes and the island is Mustique. Can be rented for a mere $250,000/day
shows what $ does. this may be the reason that BU kid was robbing all those cl womens.
the butt is a model the Ass is richard branson
This has nothing on my life…..
Sit in a cubicle all day surfing the net, then go home and drink PBR’s with my 2 dude roommates. After a couple pulls of whiskey, maybe hit the local watering hole and try unsuccessfully to pick up some bar time beauties…
Wait, this guy has it way better.
she has noo ass, is that what is refered to as Parkinsons Desease.
I was scared to actually open this one, after the previous entries I was praying it wasn’t one of those teen girls from Nickelodeon or Disney.
Manly face, tranny for sure.
wait…so rich guys get hotter girls??
Seems like this guy gets younger every year… Either way hot bitch
I have that same backpack.
“I was praying it wasn’t one of those teen girls from Nickelodeon or Disney.”
I was praying that it was.
photoshop
While this is straight out of my Fantasy Island wish, the story gets pretty wierd. Apparently, she is the photographer’s girlfriend and he asked Branson if he would mind posing with her…Branson’s wife and kids watch the “photoshoot” from the shore. Wow, I need to get make some photographer friends. Though I have to say, as hot as she is, she doesn’t have an ass
Is that a tattoo on the left midsection?
These pictures look very, very odd…
I wish I had a hot naked chick on my back while I was water skiing or whatever the fuck Richard is doing…Now we know money can buy anything you put your mind too.
» pick master said: { Apr 23, 2009 – 01:04:35 }
I have that same backpack.
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» itsMurda said: { Apr 23, 2009 – 01:04:55 }
“I was praying it wasn’t one of those teen girls from Nickelodeon or Disney.”
I was praying that it was.
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well played sirs, well played
Too bad they don’t show the full picture because Branson’s Para-sail is actually made out of the other 49 anorexic super models that lost the deep throat contest to ride on Branson’s back.
she’d make a great pirate
That’s SIR Richard Branson to youse fucksticks…
nice job double posting the ass shot…fucking brilliant dave. you are really good at this blogging thing.
That’s the life.
what the fuck is going on here? How the fuck could that bitch be like yeah great idea let me jump on the back of you while you are windsurfing but only if i am naked. That bitch is fuckin crazy and wierd as fuck
that is fake after looking at it again no way that is real
That’s gotta’ be photoshopped… It just doesn’t look right…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/21/richard-branson-and-a-nak_n_189643.html
not photoshopped
FAKE
Come on, Richard Branson is the coolest man walking the face of the earth. Filthy rotten rich. Does whatever he wants — wherever he wants — whenever he wants. More dough than the the GNP of many countries. Gets more pussy than a Saudi sultan or an old-school Mormon. Richard Branson is the new Chuck Norris … but with way more money.