And the answer is Supermodel Denni Parkinson.  Oh my god.  It’s almost like Richard Branson read my mind.   I mean people are always asking me; “Hey Pres what would you do if you ever struck it rich with Barstool Sports.”    And my answer is always I’d buy my own private island and then wind surf the shit out of it with naked bitches hanging on to me for dear life.   And the best part is that if the chick falls off you don’t even stop to pick her up.  You just let her ass drown and move onto the next hot chick.    Whoever is left standing at the end gets the privilege of being one of your 9 gazillion fuck toys.   That’s just the way it works when you’re this rich.   Maybe one day….