And the answer is Natalie Boras as in Scott Boras’s daughter. Well, well well what do we have here? It looks like we finally found Scott Boras’s kryptonite. Sure he may seem cold as ice and emotionless, but every man has a weakness. His is that he has a hot daughter. I’m sure he wakes up in the middle of the night in cold sweats fearing that some GM will get a hold of pictures of Natalie getting Eiffel Towered and shit. And you know they are out there too. So here is what I propose. Theo, I know you read the Stool. Hire me as a consultant. 1 million dollars a year and I promise you that I’ll produce some scandalous shit. In the long run it will save you billions. It’s an absolute no brainer. I mean fuck Jeremy Kapstein and Bill James. I’ll actually earn my paycheck.
PS – Woody I’ll give you the friend discount. 250K a year. Same deal. You’ll be a GM in no time bro.