Guess That Ass
And the answer is Lindsay Lohan. It looks like Lohan is back on one of her patented coke binges again. Good for her! She must be mid binge because she’s still got some tits and ass left. You know she’s hit rock bottom when those are gone. So right now the timing is perfect to fuck her. It’s like mating season in the Antarctic. You get the skinny legs with the decent sized tits and a total wackjob in the head which makes for crazy ass sex. At least that’s what I hear.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 04/27/09, 12:45 pm |









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i’d hit that firecrotch!
like she’s going to read that book in her hand…
lindsay turns my swag onnnn
unimpressive.
obviously you’d hit that….she’s lindsay lohan and you’re ron mexico
Never was hot. Never will be hot.
it’s that coke chick from the T clip!
She might be stretched out after Ronson’s cock was all up in it.
the hand job queen of long island has come a long way.
no joke thats what she was known as in high school.
i was scrolling down thinking, i would bend her over and then there it was. i would wear a rain coat, but i would give it to her proudly
good point macho, that bitch def had a fanny pack
Whatever happend to “Guess That Rack”? El Pres go back on vacation!
» RonMexico2153 said: { Apr 27, 2009 – 12:04:57 }
like she’s going to read that book in her hand…
The book is for doin coke on the redline with that chick that looks like madonna
Im supprised those titties are still around
Are you kidding? She looks great! Forget that it’s Lindsay Lohan with all the attendant baggage that brings and imagine you saw a chick at the beach with a face and body this beautiful. I, for one, would be very impressed.
I’d fuck her faster than you could say “Parent Trap”
best sideboob shot ever. bikini barely holding it in
shed get it. and so would her mom and her 13yr old sister.
Seriously…get your own username.
It’s time to play connect the dots with those freckles on her lower back.
I dont care what anyone says, she is fucking hot. I would slap those tits around like and everlast speed bag and eat her ass with a f**cking spoon!
site won’t let me change username
Yes it will.
I’d do it.. but I’m not spending the night with her.
Macho,
you can change password but not username. Ask El Pres
change your nickname dumbass
I WOULD BEAT THAT UP
I think since I’m a red head too she should be in my bed tonight.
thx Drizzy
» team_finger_blast said: { Apr 27, 2009 – 01:04:38 }
Thanks. I’d rather not. Just go and get another handle. Shit’s not rocket-surgery.
» Akrobatik said: { Apr 27, 2009 – 12:04:12 }
Never was hot. Never will be hot.
We were talking about lohan not your last album
All gingers must die.
I love it when I can guess the AOD!!! lindz has been around da block put I’ll still pop dat %^&eeyy.
» Menage said: { Apr 27, 2009 – 02:04:04 }
All gingers must die.
F off
she is one of my all time favs. red heads rock. I love the fact the looks like she has not been eating at all, as well as railing copious amounts of YaYo.
tits are startin to sag a little. might need to get us a little lift over there
From behind looks like every 12-year-old boy at Duxbury beach. And not in a priestly way.
she may be washed up, but hot damn, i’d be al over that hot bitch.
I played connect the dots with a sharpie on some freckled chick when she was laying in my bed drunk after I banged her freshman year of college
ur the man dude
This bitch needs some ass implants – that’s a butt only a dyke could love. There are 250,000 women in Boston that make this bitch look like a shit stain on Fat Albert’s underwear but for some reason we continue to be forced to guess her ass. I want to vomit.
You think that’s a nice ass? you must be gay
Yes Ranch you are a total gay, Greyhound.com buy a bus ticket to pee town, you will be welcome there. Or check out the nearest methadone clinic. There must be something wrong in your head if you wouldnt blow baby batter across her chin.
“CRACK”…Does a body good!!!
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