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Guess That Ass
And the answer is Sophie Turner. It’s official! Sophie Turner has the best ass in the world. There I said it. She’s #1 in the power rankings and if you don’t agree with that then you got a big dump in your pants. Just no weaknesses. I mean you can’t argue with this ass or body for that matter. Yeah her face is very porn starish, but when you got an ass like that who cares about the face? She knows what pays the bills. Seriously asses like this remind me why I got in the ass game to begin with. Just reinvigorates the soul and makes believe dreams can come true.
Is that York Beach? Nahant?
Amazing body! I like the face.
id suck farts outta that ass
no argument here
I saw that first pic and instantly yelled “Ohhh!” in my office. That’s a first. Normally, I grab my dick before yelling.
Ha…heads would explode if a girl like that ever set foot in Nahant or York beach.
That is a mighty mighty fine turd cutter.
I’m like 90% sure I have rated this broad before. The fact that I can’t remember must say something, huh? Hey ya dumb cunt, you’re easy to forget. Like either this chick is the hottest 55 year old on the planet or one the most most fucked up face having 25 year olds on the planet. I’m assuming she ain’t 55 cause her body doesn’t look like it.
Face – 3.5, this is just fucked up, I looked her up because her age was really confusing me. Bitch is 26! are you fisting me? gross. fucking medusa-esque. fucking die.
Set – 6.0, I’m not fooled here. the set is alright but it can’t make up for that hackjob of a lid.
Body – 7.2, Body is actually pretty solid.
Overall – 5.2, Hey ya cunt, listen up. You are fucking UGLY. however you have decent features from the head down. That is all i have to say.
LobstersClaw , relax bro, are you sure youre not a serial rapist, geez, this chick is banging son!
Amazing rig.
And thats Santa Monica
Face is fucked. Screws up my appreciation for the ass, to be honest.
Dam i told my wife not to wear those out in public.. Looks like she will get a ripple when she gets home tonight..
Kankles
I would crawl through a mine field just to hear her fart over a walkie talkie.
Ass Ripple that is..
Grade A Prime. I’d get a tongue-extension just to service that brown-eye properly.
My dad just had a heart attack wen he saw that ass
Crap, now I have to clean my screen.
Bitch has some ugly ass knees and 0 ankle bones…like seriously scroll back up and look at that shit. I bet if you liked her before she is over with now.
Smokin…
I bet Lobster jizzes in water bottles and throws them on bitches in his spare time… Fag
Lobster Claw has gotta be a ratard right? Taking the short bus with along with The Mayor and Lanethesane.
She is everywhere (TMZ, blogs) yet I have no clue what she does. Yeah, that’s a hot blonde bitch, I see 20 a day like her, except she can’t tase me, bro
What the devil is she doing? I so loathe when the lasses go to the beach just to strumpet about in their bikini’s; build a bloody castle or something!
I have to say thats one of the finest i ever seen on here in a long time. so much so i have been back 8 times to look lol..
And to the comment about, LaneTheSane. Why in the hell would you or anyone on this site be looking at her knees and ankles?
She could be bald with no teeth and with a ass like that who the hell cares..
RippleThatAzz said: { Aug 2, 2010 – 12:08:07 }
“She could be bald with no teeth and with a ass like that who the hell cares..”
Right. But don’t you wish she would engage in a productive activity whilst at the beach?
Lane, Nothing personal friend but come on.. her knees?
I wish to fire my musket after viewing these photographs.
i have a productive activity that needs to be done.
RippleThatAzz said: { Aug 2, 2010 – 12:08:39 }
“i have a productive activity that needs to be done.”
I’ll be right over to lend you a hand, sunshine.
Love to go swimin’ with bow-legged woman and swim between their knees. . . .
VenerableAlfred said: { Aug 2, 2010 – 12:08:43 }
RippleThatAzz said: { Aug 2, 2010 – 12:08:39 }
“i have a productive activity that needs to be done.”
I’ll be right over to lend you a hand, sunshine.”
Hey “Venerable Alfred”, do you wear sandals?
Lobster Claw has probably never touched a female in his life, thus can’t appreciate it. He’s the true definition of an ass goblin.
probably wears loafers with the little tassle on the front.
if LC is right in saying that she’s 26 that’s sad. when she’s 36 she’ll look like she’s pushing 50. gross! doesn’t even have a solid ass, big gap in between. fit body though.
fucking hotttt!
When you have the thousands of hotties that are much better looking than her around here, it’s easy to dismiss Sophie Turner.
???
If she ever showed up anywhere around here, it would be a front page story.
I don’t think some of you are getting the whole Venerable Alfred running gag. Clearly whoever is posting under that name is fucking with yall/trying to be funny. That is not how he talks in person, I promise you.
God, I hate some of the commenters so fucking bad.
I’d hope not, but I dont’ understand a British gag on a website ran out of Boston, like… comon you already got your ass stomped out by Boston once… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTJpLBXGBkM
Heterosexual Ratings:
Face – Huh? She has a face? I didn’t notice…..
Set – I always appreciate hard nipples, even if the tats are fake.
Body -Good tone, good tan, a little sheen of sweat – very nice.
Overall – really, nothing else matters. That is THE BEST ASS in the world, hands down. This GTA game should be retired as of today – nobody can ever beat this pooper.
I think this might be the 1st time El Prez was UNDERstated in his declarations of assininity.
PS – Venerable Alfred isn’t a real guy? He’s maybe not even British? :-O
Porn Star Face is a very accurate description.
The-Viking said: { Aug 2, 2010 – 01:08:35 }
“God, I hate some of the commenters so fucking bad.”
This is due to the fact you comment entirely in schtick mode and the vast majority of us are the genuine article, Mr. Tulip.
She’s doing this on purpose. I don’t understand what she’s even trying to do in the last few pictures. Blue outfit or w/e. Is she even stretching? Sure is sticking that ass out nicely.
face is odd but who give a f? i’m not looking for a relationship and to have her head shot on my mantle. that ass rocks.
13minutepooper said: { Aug 2, 2010 – 01:08:03 }
“Sure is sticking that ass out nicely.”
Indeed but she’s not having her temperature taken, she’s at the bloody beach! Why not engage in something productive, such as building an aesthetically-pleasing sandcastle or perchance feeding a scurvy seagull?
I am so fatigued by these buxom birds who use our natural treasures as a platform for their shapely posteriors and bosoms and scant else. Give me a badminton lass any day.
Ass is A+, but so was “Mrs. Gold’s” last night in Entourage!
Venerable.. are you alright??
Me thinks you have been drinking to much tea and strumpets.. as Lloyde Chrstmas said..
PERFECTION. LOBSTER CLAWS A FUCKIN HOMO!
#1
Ass: 10
Face: 2.5
The definition of a brown bag special.
id blow my nose in it
shaPOW!
You could give her one of those freakish transplanted faces & I’d still go gay for her.
Great ass…too bad she has a bitter beer face from the old commericals.
Bgogs said: { Aug 2, 2010 – 02:08:04 }
Ass is A+, but so was “Mrs. Gold’s” last night in Entourage!
You’re so fuckin right!
Who the fuck is Sophie Turner?
Obviously LC is gay and is illiterate. Go back to first grade ya dumb cunt and ask ms. Anderson how to add again. Your math’s all fucked up ya cunt. Go die. Your average should have been a 5.6. Ya dumb cunt, go die
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