Guess That Ass
And the answer is Bar Refaeli. In your fucking face Palestine!
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The. Perfect. 10.
I’m converting to Judaism.
There should be a daily post on her…at least a weekly post. She’s perfect.
generally I like to rate based solely on the pictures in front of me…well if i did that, Bar Rafaeli would get a low-to mid 7. that doesn’t seem right now does it? We all know that Bar fucking brings it so let’s do a more realistic rating of her.
Face – 8.0, her face is not as hot as some of the other top notch talent out there unfortunately, but i’ll fuck an 8 face any day.
Set – 8.2, Bar’s set has always been an object of my desire. Not quite in Decker’s league when it comes to big titted models but it’s legit.
Body – 7.9, here’s where these pictures might be skewing my judgement. she looks kinda dumpy doesnt she? that sucks.
Overall – 8.5, I mean it’s fucking bar rafaeli who doesn’t think she’s an 8.5???? i want to fuck her. i love you bar.
» Irish I was a little bit taller said: { Aug 11, 2010 – 12:08:18 }
What? And take away from blogs about sam adams and back to stool. You have some nerve
needs to lay off the chunky monkey
so now that Jenna is working the other site…u should sneak a GTA of Jenna in there. Just check the slaves computer…u know he’s snapping pics of her ass around the office
man I need a fucking Yacht.
Bar Refaeli is physical perfection. “Needs to lay off the chunky monkey?” Really? Seriously…really? What world do you live in where Bar Refaeli is not good enough. No wonder chicks go anorexic
LC was right on today. I mean yeah, I’d bang bar again but who wouldn’t?
Wait…LC gave someone over a 7? Is he feeling okay?
God’s gift to mankind, absolute perfection. I would stab my wife in the neck with a butter knife just for a chance to smell her farts
Lobster claw. I dont know what you are trying to do or think your the professional “rate guy” no one cares what your gay ass thinks. You couldnt even talk to the girls u rate. Is your ego that big you that you think these girls u rate a 5 wouldnt laugh in your face??
I dont know if you do this shit to just piss people off but if you are dead serious about these posts your are the biggest asshole that ever existed and should wrap a noose around your neck immediately
Lobster claw i honestly wish and the night you were conceived that your mother swallowed you or wiped you off on a napkin. you are a douchebag.
jesus…..Mick is kinda fired up a little bit….
» Belichick4pres said: { Aug 11, 2010 – 12:08:37 }
Oddly enough I would also stab your wife in the neck with a butter knife for a chance to smell Bar’s farts
Perfection.
Oh and stoolies, LC is trying to get tickets to a Sox / Rangers game this weekend. I’ll most defintely be going to at least one. If anybody has any decent tix, please let me know. LobstersClaw@gmail.com – thanks.
personally- if a third party force NEVER allowed her to take off the snorkle goggles or shave/trim any piece of hair on her body…i’d still sign up to marry her today. who gives a shit about making eye contact through the goggles (face in pillow) or the jungle bush after 6 months (I’m into it)…..i’d take that deal any day of the week.
#1 on everyone’s fucking wishlist
Her natties are off-the-hook perfect.
Is this the highest rating LC has ever issued a GTA? I sometimes feel he’s working off the 1-8 scale – glad he wasn’t my professor in college, he grades hard.
LC’s rant
Structure – 8.5 time tested Face/Set/Body/overall rating system; I like but it could be better.
Accuracy – 7.2 She’s gotta be higher than 8.5 forchrisake
Humor – 1.2 Bar had you off your game you didn’t get one chuckle out of me
Overall – 7.0
Slickmick
Structure – -0.4 just a ramble useless rant, gets a negative score for posting back to back drivel
Accuracy – 0.2 only once have I actually wished LC dead or never born
Humor – 0.0 not even a funny threatening post
Overall – -0.2 Slickmick killyourself
» LobstersClaw said: { Aug 11, 2010 – 12:08:01
we got an extra one for Saturday and since I’m pretty sure you have no friends this would fit you perfectly, but unfortunately I would rather sit next to Osama Bin Laden with a US drone bearing down on him then sit next to you. So good luck
I enjoy LC’s posts and his mathematical skills.
I wasnt trying to be funny. Denunzio get your tongue off his balls. It is just hard to believe a person who posts on barstool calls models and celebrities ugly. and its even harder to believe someone would defend him.
corylidleflymehome said: { Aug 11, 2010 – 01:08:17 }
take one for the team, bring LC and see how he talks to an actual female
» pedies lazer show said: { Aug 11, 2010 – 01:08:13 }
I’ll save myself the trouble and tell you how it would go:
He’d throw up a little bit in his mouth, piss himself and then run to an internet cafe and rate them a 3
Yeah a real 8.5. . . come on.
If you are openly getting THAT upset with LC’s rating system, then you are either a rookie, or you have kept that rage pent up for quite a while now. Join the rest of us and either accept it as an inevitability, or ignore it.
how does anyone get that fired up over LC’s ratings? haha fucking comical
Slickmick
It’s hard to believe anyone would read a comment on this board and take it seriously… especially any LC GTA rating.
LC,
If she is about an 8.5 what the hell is a 10? I need some kind of bar to be set so I can try and understand your crazy rating system…
i think LC has a chick that’s the closest to a 10 we’ll ever see. can’t believe it’s Bar Rafaeli though. you’re the weirdest person i’ve ever come across, LC.
Brooklyn Decker > Bar Refaeli
Sweet cameltoe in some of those pics!
check out the 2nd picture. shocked that her face is an 8.0
on the bright side, this is the first time LC made me laugh since 8.0, 8.2 and 7.9 average to an 8.5
Lobsters Claw did say something that had a kernel of truth to it. She does look a short and stumpy. Maybe its the camera, but she doesn’t look taller than 5’4 which is dumpy in my book.
What is the highest rating LC has given in all the years he’s been showcasing the major flaws of actresses and supermodels? I think it was Bar?!!!