Guess That Ass

 

And the answer is Miley Cyrus.    If you don’t think Miley Cyrus is going to star in an E! True Hollywood Story From Fame To Death within the next 10 years than you’re crazy.     I mean clearly she must have some serious eating disorders to have a body like this.  Because Miley isn’t a natural beauty.  God built her with a little chunk in her.  But she’s dying to shed her cute little Disney image and become the next  super slut.    She wants guys to put posters of her up in their rooms and beat off to her like she’s the next Britney Spears or something.  Unfortunately she’s just not that type of chick.  That’s not her destiny.   So my guess is that the pressure of trying to be hot will just be too much for her and eventually she’s crack and become a total washout.     Mark it down.  I’m never wrong about this shit.

 

elpresidente   |  Random Thoughts   |  05/18/09, 12:00 pm    | 

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» thisfuckingsigninsucks said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:27 }

I knew this would be the guess this ass.

no other comment, due to legalities.

» Menage said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:39 }

Disney turns them all to whores.

» Bruschimancrush said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:55 }

EP, why don’t you have a seat right over there, yeah right there…

» Dave2k9 said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:54 }

I’d hit it…

» pick master said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:23 }

Fucking cankles.

» mwhis21 said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:53 }

the water looks nice…

» Sgt. Jim Davis Army Ranger said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:01 }

Find the song on the new Eminem CD Replase called 3AM…very relevant to say the least

» TripleNipple said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:09 }

so why is it ok for some 23yr model to hit that, but not ok for some 30yr old Mom to fuck her 16yr daughters friends????

» NorthShore said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:33 }

Who wants sweet tea?

» TripleNipple said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:49 }

sweet tea and cookies…yes

» rockyoumonkeys said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:15 }

looks fine to me, and a lot better than those actual skinny bitches with real eating disorders that Pres praises every goddamn day.

but still, 16 and all….this probably could have waited a couple years.

» We've Got Bush said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:35 }

Kornholio just quite MNF – Gruden to take his place.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=txfbnmondaynightfootba&prov=st&type=lgns

» We've Got Bush said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:22 }

“quit” – sorry m speak n’ spell isn’t working today

» TripleNipple said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:13 }

so anyone think my canes can pull this shit off tonight? I hope Crosby gets a skate to the face

» New York Sports Jerk said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:38 }

So did Miley send you these pictures herself or did you steal them from WWTDD or any of the dozen other blogs that had them this morning without credit?

» Peter Doris said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:41 }

Who cares if he stole it ? Unless he took them himself somebody is always stealing it from somebody else.

» Casey Tatum said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:21 }

the dirty had these hours ago why are you stealing from him?

» TripleNipple said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:18 }

the dirty sucks balls and so does Casey Tatum

» methface said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:56 }

The late William Holden said it best at the end of Stalag 17 ” get yourself a new face”.

» Stink Finger said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:04 }

Why does the dirty continue to be brought up?

» CAinBoston said: { May 18, 2009 - 12:05:00 }

Are you serious Casey Tatum & New York Sports Jerk? Unless The D*&%^ (I refuse to fully acknowledge them) or WWTDD have staff photographers or are shelling out cash to the paparazzi, then they probably stole their shit from People, US or some other magazine that published them online first. Get a clue.

» Stevebsfan said: { May 18, 2009 - 01:05:15 }

“no other comment, due to legalities.”

She is legal in Mass, fyi. Although the irony is, 16 is legal to fuck, but not legal to see naked photos of her. Imagine that, getting arrested for taking photos of the girl you fucked. lol

Anyway, I think she’s hot in these pics.

» ctsportspicks said: { May 18, 2009 - 01:05:43 }

how much longer before she turns legal age??? http://www.CTSportspicks.com !!

» obx said: { May 18, 2009 - 01:05:13 }

Miley’s Dad took these and sent them out to anyone who would post them. She is a huge fame whore’s little girl.

Book it.

» DSully2001 said: { May 18, 2009 - 02:05:14 }

I would eat that balloon knot up, down and around.

» ub said: { May 18, 2009 - 02:05:40 }

Bruschimancrush said: { May 18, 2009 – 12:05:55 }

EP, why don’t you have a seat right over there, yeah right there…

One of the best comments UB’s read in a while…

» JB3sticks said: { May 18, 2009 - 02:05:06 }

Well she looks good to me, but due to that age matter I will not say a word about what i would do with her (aside from buy her an ice cream or something).

» twir13 said: { May 18, 2009 - 02:05:41 }

this chick is fucking ugly and jail bait to boot. what am i missing??

http://theworldisretarded.wordpress.com/

» theguy16 said: { May 18, 2009 - 02:05:11 }

The worst part about this story BY FAR is that, even when this guy didnt know this clown was runnin around in the outfield with him, he only drank 1 beer. Learn how to play softball.

» Stevebsfan said: { May 18, 2009 - 02:05:51 }

Umm, she’s hot and not jail bait. That’s probably what you’re missing.

» CptKballs said: { May 18, 2009 - 09:05:25 }

Dude it’s legal to have sex with a 16yr old if you’re 16.

» CptKballs said: { May 18, 2009 - 09:05:20 }

Oh and if you don’t have a hot body at 16, chances are the rest of your life will suck.

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