Guess That Ass
And the answer is the modern miracle of science Kim Kardashian. Not an ounce of fat on her, but dumps like a truck truck truck. Once again I’m left totally and completely speechless here. I mean it doesn’t matter how many times I see this thing it still throws me for a loop. I just don’t get how somebody who isn’t fat can have that huge of an ass. It’s not even that I’m attracted or disgusted by it either. I’m just mystified. For an ass connoisseur like myself it’s truly fascinating stuff.
PS – Way to wear cargo shorts and underwear to the beach Kris Humphries. Buy a bathing suit brah.









Massive shits
get me in there
I too am an ass man but those tits are beautiful
Not an ounce of fat on her? Whats that giant thing right below her waist, and im not talking about her gaping cunt either.
Easiest GTA ever
That is a HUGE dumper. It really is incredible the rest of her isn’t fat but you can bet your own ass, in ten years she will look like a fat broad you see at a casino.
that ass isn’t even attractive. it’s like a fucking freakshow
I love her and her ass. THAT thing is delicious! I want to be friends with it. I want to get ice cream together
Jesus!!!
Fucking Ass you can land 747′s on!!!
I hate to see you go… no I mean I really HATE to see you go.
I guessed Nicki Minaj.
I’d still like to know who Kim’s body double was in the shape-ups commercial because that definitely wasn’t her ass.
ASStounding
looks great from the front but that rear end is just absurd.
Dude she’s hanging out with there must have a cock like a thermos!!!
really? that thing is fucking scary, not attractive
I met her once, shes literally like 5 feet tall… fucking tiny!!! I cant imagine the pounding she must get from all these dudes.
anyone that doesnt like asses still has to admit that she has a pretty face and a nice rack. she isnt perfect for everyone, but her body was built for fun and i severely doubt she leaves anyone disappointed in the sack
i think she is friggin blazing hot. just dont like the fact that she has fucked like 30 black dudes. way to kill it for little whitey Kim.
little known fact: that’s not a bathing suit bottom. it’s actually a tarp
This website has become a piece of shit. Same shit posted on every city in the network. Portnoy your a douche.
I’m good on Kim and the rest of the Kongdashian sisters. Fucking annoying.
Never thought I’d hear myself say this, but I’ll pass. Wow
Green bikini looks great, the other one is meh. I too am mystified
I hate this bitch. Would I bang her, of course.
You think Finkle wanted Marino dead? You have no idea.
since when does kim fuck white guys?
I’m so fucking over her. Her ass is gross. Having said that I can’t even imagine how hard he punishes her.
seriously? humpries? hahaha
i guessed Snooki
imagine what that thing will look like when she gets knocked up
by sprayfart on May 4, 2011 at 1:16 pm
when she’s gone through all the black guys
im not so sure about no fat, she could be in better shape. that being said that has its own gravitational pull….COME ON
by sprayfart on May 4, 2011 at 1:16 pm
since when does kim fuck white guys?
i think he’s half black, but i read that he was a swimmer in high school, so maybe not
Now there is an ass worthy og GTA.
Are her tits real (serious question)?
rex ryan?
I wish she just worked out and tried to get in good shape instead of trying to maintain the ugliest gigantic ass on a girl who isnt 350lbs. I’d be interested to see what she would look like without all the fat.
From the back- disgusting. Front- amazing. From side- mind blowing, hottest chic of all time. Dick- so confused
I believe so . . . in my mind at least!
If I had to vote for the current day most perfect woman, it would be KIM!
Nice….STILL the gold standard in dumpers.
FUCKING DISGUSTINGLY GROSS TUB OF LARD. HOW ANYBODY CAN FIND THIS APPEALLING IS BEYOND ME. FUCK THE LARD-ASSIANS
^fag
HEY PORCH MONKEY – YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE BLACK GUYS WHO LIKE TO FUCK DISGUISTINGLY FAT AND GROSS WHITE GIRLS (THEY GIRLS THAT NO WHITE GUYS WILL EVEN LOOK AT), RIGHT?
i dont even get that
Fuck curing cancer, we need scientists to figure out how to get more chicks to grow that ass
I wanna tongue punch her in the fart box
USDA grade A
ur a faggot if you dont like that ass. or just weird as hell
kman, why you yelling asshole
That ass just looks fat; not one of the greats by a longshot.
quenn latifah?
I would suck on her butthole HAM
http://intobolivian.com/2011/05/04/how-to-spot-a-cheap-fuck-other-than-a-person-being-of-jewish-decent/
Ass implants anyone?
I guessed “hippopotamus .” The ass is loaded with two big implants and is 100% disgusting. It must take forever for a turd to pass between those cheeks. A ship could get through the Panama Canal faster.
Not an once of fat? dude.. her as is 110% fat. She has an ass of a 300 pound gorilla.
She must go through a whole roll of toilet paper after taking a shit.
I guessed the UPS guy that delivers to my building.
I’m not normally fan of big dumpers like this but she is pretty hot. She’s not really in my normal wheelhouse (meaning, I like ‘em more slender and blonde or red-head) but yeah, I’d hit this, no questions asked.
I like her cans & face better than her ass, quite frankly.
Rumor has it that she loves anal…
If your an underachieving athlete who is living decently you have a strong chance at landing Kim Kardashian. The real question what athlete is she going to get with next? My guess is Prince Amukamara (gunna stay in the NY/NJ area)
Worst. Ass. Ever!
You know doodes are croakin that furburger. Must be like shootin a hot dog down a hall way.
I would suck her butt no questions asked.
I started throwing up before I even clicked the pic and I’m still going. That is the most digusting piece of shit I have ever seen. None of you guys making comments about it being anything more than a fat, disgusting piece of shit can possibly be serious, right? That has to be some sort of photoshop grotesque enlargement morph thing, that is wretched. Gotta go finish throwing up now…holy shit that is nasty!
Fuck SMU Sigma Chi, cargo shorts gettin some serious action.
I wonder what her poop smells like?
This literally looks like a photoshop job, how the fuck is that possible? Doesn’t look good, that’s gonna be tough to deal with in about ten years.
How does that nerd like watching her gag on Ray-J’s huge curved pecker?
ewwwww. i rather fuck my pillow and imagine pounding another ass.
shes gross and its called ass implants.
ASS
Her ass looks like two scoops of vanilla ice cream for that monster in Cloverfield.
by hocke4607 on May 4, 2011 at 4:41 pm asked I wonder what her poop smells like?
It probably smells like shit genius.
I can’t stand living looking at pictures of Kim’s ass without being able to literally eat her shit directly from her anus. I want to eat this girl so bad. I bet that d-bag humphries doesnt eat her ass. I would eat her day and night, forever. She doesn’t even have to touch my dick. I just want to eat.
chick is lugit the dummest ugliest bitch on this earth
have another bo-tox injection eventually your face wont move at all you dumb fat ass