And the answer is Eva Longoria. I know it’s tough to argue with this ass but for some reason Eva Longoria just doesn’t do it for me. Don’t get me wrong I’d totally fuck her and I think she’s hot, but she’s not even close to my top 100 chicks on the planet. Maybe it’s because she keeps wearing those tube top bikinis. When will bitches learn? If you want to make yourself look ugly wear that. If you want to make dicks dance then wear traditional bikinis. It’s mind boggling how many chicks continue to screw this up.

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