Guess That Ass

And the answer is Eva Longoria. I know it’s tough to argue with this ass but for some reason Eva Longoria just doesn’t do it for me. Don’t get me wrong I’d totally fuck her and I think she’s hot, but she’s not even close to my top 100 chicks on the planet. Maybe it’s because she keeps wearing those tube top bikinis. When will bitches learn? If you want to make yourself look ugly wear that. If you want to make dicks dance then wear traditional bikinis. It’s mind boggling how many chicks continue to screw this up.

 

elpresidente   |  Random Thoughts   |  06/9/09, 12:33 pm    | 

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» Pattyb said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 12:06:56 }

she does it for me

» Upgrayedd said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 12:06:27 }

too short.

» GoHomeAndGetYourFuckingShinebox said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 12:06:57 }

Eh…a 6 or 7…never would win bikini model of the week.

» GabeKaplersNutSac said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 12:06:04 }

Looks like she collects douchebags as a hobby. The brother in the 2nd to last pic looks like he’s trying to get her to assume the position – for a blowjob.

» deez said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 12:06:38 }

she could use some tits

» TeamFingerBlast said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 12:06:20 }

She’s a fan of the purple crayon

» carpedeeznuts said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 12:06:46 }

gabe that brother is tony parker of the spurs, her husband

» CincyLife said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 12:06:44 }

I agree, she is over done

» PhilliesWorldChamps said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 01:06:04 }

she sure could use some tits, I’m fine with a handful, but she’s more like a pinchful, I’m sure if she said she liked anal and swallowed for her men, I’d be fine with a pinchful.

» Bruschimancrush said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 01:06:26 }

Cue some tard saying “dude these were on xyz.com like 5 days ago, you are late.”
Fantastic ass shot, hilarious in the second to lastone “good girl”

» Bruschimancrush said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 01:06:07 }

tits look kinda small there, but im hoping its just a terrible illusion.

either way, just hit it from the back.

» Suck it Trebek said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 01:06:10 }

tony seems confused, you were the life jacket when you’re on the boat, not walking on the beach.

» Pattyb said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 01:06:28 }

gabekaplersnutsac didn’t know that was tony parker … baaaahaaaahaaaa

» F Youk said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 01:06:56 }

non swimmmers need lifejackets at all times near water

» jacobysucks said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 01:06:09 }

tits are for kids, that ass is bangin

» Latanza Heist said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 01:06:54 }

Nice trunks Tony….he must shop with prez

» TheSeniorsenator said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 01:06:28 }

more black hands been on that ass than the hood of of a 20 y.o. patrol car…

» 5MinuteMajor said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 01:06:28 }

Nice… good looking, a little junk in the old trunk. . . not bad for her age.

But she’s another chick with a useless tattoo. . . when will these kids – and she’s no kid – learn?

» badgermit said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 03:06:06 }

Tony gets a big time pass on the trunks….dude’s french – he gets a big time plus for NOT wearing grape smugglers. I never liked Tony Parker before but he just got some respect from me.

» Bostonsucksdick said: { Jun 9, 2009 - 05:06:00 }

That’s a nice ass. I love Latinas.

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