Miley Cyrus tits hello....And yes being on the West Coast severly hammers my twittering ability
Is there a bigger group of pussies on the planet than the don't look directly at a solar eclipse crowd. Fuck that. I'm looking right at it
Do it! @l_ho_2012: RT“@Christina_Cha: Wow... There is a petition for me to be on @Playboy. Interesting. What do you think? Ehhh...”
RT @ericmee5: @stoolpresidente try sticking the scissors in it
I'm in a hotel where the air conditioning sucks. Tis a fate worse than death
And the answer is Paulina Gretzky. AKA daughter of Wayne Gretzky. Umm did the Pres just do it again or did the Pres just do it again? Maybe the #1 girl I’d pick to fuck/marry in the world right now. Like if she even looked at me I’d dump the First Lady so fast it would make your head spin. Legit 10 and DNA to die for. Give me some of that! Papi Likes!
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By the time I reached the end of these pictures I was finished
I bet she knows how to “attack the zone”. (My first hockey reference, give me a break).
Fake cans.
Holy smokes. Poor Wayne has to try and control that?!
she’s about to get double teamed in that first picture
as long as that snatch hasnt seen ice time, im in
….And I wish I was part of that team
I want to be in her crease!
Seriously, best GTA in a while!
A+ Blog
Daddy’s goin 5 hole
Add one more assist to 99′s stats. looks like Wayne made a “greater one” and set up baby girl with an amazing after market front line.
Not even in my top 10 but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t give 10 years of my life just to smell her panties.
She can play with the shaft of my stick any day.
you think daddy ever tested the well?
daddy must be proud
i think I like hockey now…
Overrated. You could triple deke right through the gap in those tits!
She looks like she’s 29. Did the Great One knock Jonesy up when he was playing youth hockey, or what??
without the fake tits she would be pretty hot
Skinny ass.
I think I just got a penalty for icing…
Gem mint 10!!
i think she looked better san boob job but hey ill take em either way.WOW
you just saved todays GTA. Thank you
Sweet Jesus, I’d fuck Wayne just have her sit on my face!
Jesus butt fucking christ.
nice try pres, but thechive featured here a couple weeks ago. did the pres lie again or did the pres lie again?
The GREAT pair
I’d get in her penalty box. And for the record, whoever invented that style of bikini bottom deserves a Nobel prize.
Insanely hot! I’d brush my teeth with her vaginal fluids. Gabe, thanks for spotting the fake tits! You’re almost as wise as you’re gay.
I love fake tits!
NFK should pound that pussy with his nose until its black and yellow.
The Great One indeed.
I hope I don’t get caught at work high sticking.
I’d drag my balls thru a mile of broken glass just to hear that ass fart thru a walkie talkie…
I’d drag my balls thru a mile of broken glass just to hear that ass fart thru a walkie talkie…
I’d drag my balls thru a mile of broken glass just to hear that ass fart thru a walkie talkie…
I’d drag my balls thru a mile of broken glass just to hear that ass fart thru a walkie talkie…
I’d drag my balls thru a mile of broken glass just to hear that ass fart thru a walkie talkie…
Christ
WE HEARD YOU!
Yeah I’d probably bang Jack Edwards
Talk about a hole in one
Unreal…..hell I still wanna bone her mother who is in A+ shape still. Plus she’s a crime lord in Arizona. Shiiiit…mix mafia and the Great One and get legal illegal fantasticness.
He shoots! He scores!
Like Janet Jones with sweater meat, PERFECT!
Like Janet Jones with sweater meat, PERFECT!
Like Janet Jones with sweater meat, PERFECT!
Like Janet Jones with sweater meat, PERFECT!
Like Janet Jones with sweater meat, PERFECT!
Like Janet Jones with sweater meat, PERFECT!
Like Janet Jones with sweater meat, PERFECT!
Wayne Gretzky scored his 1st career NHL goal on this day in 1979. Gotta give Pres credit even though he definitely did not know this
I have another letter for you, it’s from a Mrs. Valerie Pringle. I’m sure that’s not a name that any of you recognize, it’s just a telegram that one of the public affairs officials at Barstool picked up because he liked it. Mrs. Pringle writes, very simply…”You saved Guess That Ass”
by Brovechkin on October 14, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Pres didn’t know Wayne Gretzky played hockey nevermind when he scored his first goal
Wow, what a slut. Poor Wayne–he’ll never be able to keep this sex beast in check.
Wayne’r will need Semenko back with all the goons that slut will attract
OH MY GOD
Zamboni the load off my tits
Accidental Bukakke!
I’ll take a 10 minute major in her penalty box.
who honestly cares if her tits are fake? that would stop you?
I ruin her gash and dump a load all over her face – gretzky was always a pussy so I know there’d be no reprocussions
i hope she doesn’t change pads until after 3 periods
Tag that like an endangered species.
dear lord. between this and the john henry interview, i’ll have my hands full all night
I’m having a real tough time getting over THAT RED SPOT ON HER RIGHT FUCKING BREAST!!!! No thanks.
I find that rather shallow and pedantic
The funny thing is, I actually have a chance at deep-dicking this cunt.
by bkm5656 on October 14, 2011 at 11:13 pm
I’m having a real tough time getting over THAT RED SPOT ON HER RIGHT FUCKING BREAST!!!! No thanks.
Classic case of THE GAY…A freckle makes you “have a REAL TOUGH TIME”
Need I say any more…only pickles will find a way to justify THE GAY
Eh, nice body but face of an average 30-something year old.
Paulina Crosby’s kids…
im sure she’s been banged as many times as gretzy’s scored..