Miley Cyrus tits hello....And yes being on the West Coast severly hammers my twittering ability
Is there a bigger group of pussies on the planet than the don't look directly at a solar eclipse crowd. Fuck that. I'm looking right at it
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I'm in a hotel where the air conditioning sucks. Tis a fate worse than death
And the answer is Scarlett Johannson. So I think everybody can agree this is not Scarjo’s finest moment. Kind of doughy looking. Celluloid on her legs. But guess what? I don’t even give a fuck because she still has that” it” factor. That certain something that just drips sex. You can’t teach it. You either have it or you don’t. Just pure unadulterated sex appeal intangibles. Scarjo has it in spades and that doesn’t disappear. Not even when you’re looking doughy.
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I like and would take that kind of “doughy” any day.
cottage cheese for lunch
Wow!! Shs gotta lay off the Krispy Kremes!! That and reintoduce her to an occasional walk or visit to he gym. Legs are just gross.
More overrated than Murray State
great tits, pretty face, i can accept a little bit of cottage cheese on that ass
stick a fork in her because she is done.
I’d hit that like Chris Brown.
Wouldn’t think twice about it… In a heart beat.
Yeesh that backside is not looking good. Always loved her but this drops her down a few pegs. Get your act together!
Good call for Ryan Reynolds to get outta there when he did. Always thought she was overrated.
I’d do it, but that “it” factor need to hit the gym stat
I guessed Roseanne… I suppose I was a little off.
It may be bloating from her period, or it could be just her “in between” movies look – either way a week long starvation diet or double sessions at the gym would tighten that bod up real quick, I’d still hit it for days the way she looks in these pics anyhow, nice big fat real tits and a solid bubble butt plus she’s loaded – yes please
Would you take the lips?…. Over the tits?
Did that guy shave his knees? What the hell is up with the 5th pic?
2 months in the gym and she’ll be back in prime shape
Hope thats a load in her mouth in pic #6 and not another Krispy Kreme.
Buckshot wounds. Gross.
no no no no!!!!! this is my worst nightmare.. scarlett has been my #1 for years!! why!! goddamit. but why so different from her cam pics? http://www.hotcelebsvids.com/2011/09/nude-scarlett-johansson-vs-naked-cell.html damn please scarlett hit the treadmill
Oh man no thanks. Always thought she was overrated and this just cinched it. Reynolds was wise indeed to dump chubs here for the delicious Blake Lively. Hell I now see why Sean Penn spends so much time in Haiti for too.
You can see that in Plymouth any day in the summer… That being said I would tear that up in a heartbeat and feel just great about it.
That tattoo is on par with her conditioning
greatest disappointment since well ….. since last week end
usually fat chicks have much bigger tits.
decidedly average
And she’s 27 years old? Come on now. and I think it’s “Scarlett Johansson” Not “Scarlett Johannson.” Does anyone check facts anymore?
Absence of photoshop and studio lighting strikes again. Ask any slut, cellulite is like kids, doesn’t go away. The only thing she will ever have is more.
5minutemajor with the first grammer correction of the day. You almost hafto be gay to critique a bro’s grammer instead of adding your insight on the 9 pictures of a very wealthy, semi hot, half naked celebrity right in front of you.
“Grammer”. You can almost cut the irony with a knife.
You got me mikey felger, you got me. Fortunetly i dont make a living spelling things n shit.
Whoa. I was gonna guess me.
The good news is that that unpleasantness will clear right up when she’s bent over.
She looks good for just having that baby.
I finally got a GTA right. Cellulite for days
I’m not sure that is sex appeal she is dripping… I think it might be bacon grease.
by goddy77 on February 13, 2012 at 7:18 pm
You got me mikey felger, you got me. Fortunetly i dont make a living spelling things n shit.
If spelling properly isn’t a part of your job then you are either really stupid, have a shitty job, or most likely, both.
With all that cottage cheese I would have bet my left nut it was Jerry’s Irish Rose.
Wonderwall, executive chef 13 years. I need to know how to spell employees names when do payroll thats about it. To me, if i hafto no how to spell to get paid then its time to kill myself. Your about the dumbest muther fucker i have ever seen on this site, and you can spell. So wuts that say? You may have it twisted you fuckin dipshit.
This will absolutley be the article that Haterade1 tells me to go fuck myself and call me a dumb west virginian cunt that cant spell.
Wonderwall, executive chef 13 years. I need to know how to spell employees names when do payroll thats about it. To me, if i hafto no how to spell to get paid then its time to kill myself. Your about the dumbest muther fucker i have ever seen on this site, and you can spell. So wuts that say? You may have it twisted you fuckin dipshit.
So you’re proud of the fact of that you are uneducated and can’t properly use the word “know’? You’d rather commit suicide then have a job that requires some form of proper spelling? Spelling comes into play everywhere in life. Texting. Emailing. And wait for it…..writing comments on websites.
Go kill yourself you ignorant and pathetic excuse of a human being. But make me a sandwich before you do.
Tough guy. Hahaha. Im typing at work in a comment section of barstool sports you fuckin pud. I stand steadfast in my belief that any man who is more concerned with a dudes spelling and occupation than pictures of hot chicks, is a fuckin fag. So say wut you will Wonderwall, say wut you will. Your still a fuckin faggot ass dork and im still banging hot waitressess every day of my life, and getting paid. And last i checked i had a 4 year degree from WVU and a two year degree from culinary school. Un-educated? I think not. But ur still a fuckin queer. Correct my spelling, shut the fuck up and keep wasting your parents money you fuckin blowhard.
She’s been going downhill for a while, this is nothing new. I think Ryan got out in a nick of time and its looking more and more like an upgrade.
If she wasn’t famous very few people would look twice if she was at the beach… I know I would be distracted by all the smoking hot brazilians wearing nothing
id put it in her butt
And last i checked i had a 4 year degree from WVU
You went to college for 4 years and still spell this terribly? YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING MORON. You are the gift that keeps on giving with all these stupid ass replies. Banging waitresses…..probably because no girl with a brain could deal with your borderline retardation. You no wat I am sayeing? Kill yourself because your parents are lying when they say they are proud of you. Or is it lyeing? Or maybe lieing? My brain hurts from thinking too hard. Gotta go back to cooking and banging std riddled waitresses. I apologize for using words you don’t understand like ‘riddled’.
Hahaha. I appreciate levity in a moment of misunderstanding, Wonderwall. Your right, im an un-educated farm animal fuckin moron that types too fast on his cell phone making occasional mistakes. I should actually kill myself in front of my parents to make sure i end this miserable existance in the most dissapointing fashion possible. Thanks for the advice, or is it advise?
if that was the a*s that opened up lost in translation, movie never would have seen the light of day.
The doughy butt wouldnt stick out like a sore thumb if she had a little color to her skin – shes at the beach – get some SUN!
Thanks for the advice, or is it advise?
Man, you must have gone h.a.m on spell check for that reply. It’s adviceeee. 4 e’s. And please make me a sandwich before you end your life and invite me so I can have a front row seat and laugh when it’s over.
Once a chick gets cellulite, the cellulite stays. Doesn’t matter how much weight she loses or gains.
That being said, she’s still pretty hot and still extremely overrated.