Guess That Ass
And the answer is Kelly Brook. So Kelly Brook launched her own Tumblr page yesterday and to celebrate it put a bunch of dick wrecking pictures of herself on it. But my question is what is up with her boyfriend? Dude is such a chump! Nice abs bro! Feel free to mix in a chicken parm every now and again pussy. Seriously do chick really like squids like this? Give me a break. Pretty boys are for suckers. Give me the jew with the huge beak and awesome sense of humor every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Hey Kelly Brook…let’s fuck.
wow.. no other words
woah insane body….with the hat on
Wow.
you have a terrible sense of humor
He must work out.
My junk jumped. P.S. nice white flip flops faggot.
Dominating that bikini bottom. You could clip a cigar with that ass.
holy shite
This might be my new favorite chick on the planet. And the chicken parm line was hilarious.
I would eat her grandmother’s shit
Perfection
They don’t like doughy fatasses either. Mix in a salad blogboy.
Mmmmmmm bewbs
her underwater scene in Piranha 3D was the greatest cinematic moment of the 21st century
Boyfriend is Tom Evans, Professional Scottish Rugby player. Hardly a squid!! Well in Tommy!! WELL IN!!
I would slap those milk jugs around until PETA started protesting me. Then I’d hit them even harder.
NICE FIDORA HOMO
man she is hot, she is just about perfect in my opinion, that next to last picture in the green flowered thing is inspiring me to go spend some alone time….
Gaystoolie would hit that
For the win, for cereal.
I would jerk off with a cheese grater to be able to touch her boobs.
wow sick body, and i like his hat too
When did this country become so fuckin fat and disgusting that its gay to be in good shape?!?! Cause I’m sure a chick that looks like this just yearns to have some fat slob rolling around on top of her.
Stop being a hater Pres. This guy is much better looking than you and keeps in shape, get over it.
You’ll always be ugly (that can’t be helped), but it’s your choice to be fat.
Jeez. I would fuckin DWELL on those pillows. Shes grade A shit right there.
@smellslikestool- HAHA
Iron Eagle is a huge hardo. Probably ripping some squats right now.
looking at this chick is like when you are starving and waitress drops a huge cheeseburger in front of you – turn into a wild dog
I would eat her ass the wash my cum filled boxers on his wash bord abs …
Oh my Lord in Apple Bottom Heaven. Yes please.
What the fuck is a fidora? Also, gotta go clean off the jizz on my phone.
I’d love to get mouthful from this guy’s crying cyclops
Absolute dick recker!!! She’s pretty cute to
Can’t even hate the dude. I mean he’s hitting it. All you can do is wish him a violent death that she witnesses causing her to question her self worth and make a snap decision to sleep with some random guy who happens to be me
those 2 are faggots
I’d spray her
Wow what an ass. Both of these specimens should motivate us all to hit the gym. And btw, this guy is not ‘in shape’. I am in shape – this dude is ripped.
That guy on the right must work out…
sweet baby jesus. unreal
she also has a sex tape. Just throwing it out there
I would let that guy go ass to mouth on me and cum up my nose just to be able to have that slut’s most distant relative push me in front of a train.
(no homo)
i’d dip it in ants to hit it. thrice
Good job Prez…