And the answer is Kelly Brook. So Kelly Brook launched her own Tumblr page yesterday and to celebrate it put a bunch of dick wrecking pictures of herself on it. But my question is what is up with her boyfriend? Dude is such a chump! Nice abs bro! Feel free to mix in a chicken parm every now and again pussy. Seriously do chick really like squids like this? Give me a break. Pretty boys are for suckers. Give me the jew with the huge beak and awesome sense of humor every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Hey Kelly Brook…let’s fuck.