Guess That Ass
And the answer is Courtney Stodden. God bless this fruitcake. Every set of pictures she does she gets crazier and makes less sense. Like who came up with this concept? Let’s put her in a tutu and have her play volleyball and fix bikes on the beach. You can’t teach that type of insanity. Just got to be born with it. This is the type of chick you just lay down and let her go to work on your dick and hold on for dear life.
PS – For the life of me I still can’t believe those tits are real. Stunning actually.
Hummingbirds weigh less than a penny.
Nipslip for the win.
GROSS!!!!!!!!!
Well fucking played sir. I want this bitch to ride my dick like it’s that fucking bicycle! Crazy fuck me like they built the mental ward around you. I’m out. Off to the bathroom for a “cigarette break”
I don’t get it
sure this chick is smoking hot, and i cannot really put into words the things i would do to her. and her tits are real and look like that because she is 17…,.ha ha
Isn’t this the crazy 17 yr old broad who married some dude in his 50′s?
First gta I got since sara underwood. When is this whore turning “18″ so we can get the sex tape?
isn’t that Jenna Marbles?
Too bad she married a guy who’s got a little but of money, she’d be doing porn within 2-3 years otherwise.
I don’t know why but those photos of her trying to fix the bike are fucking hilarious. Those ( . )( . ) are legit.
*bit
That gold armband thing was played out around the time Cleopatra wore it aout 5,000 years ago.
Like a rusty boat this broad is weathered, beaten and rough to look at.
She must be from Jacksonville. They seem to groom trashy broads like this on the reg.
I’ll probably ruin it by asking, but what are they even taking these picture for? Just as evidence of what a whores she is? I mean…I don’t mind. I wish I had some dirty little cum guzzler to prance around and whores it up for me…I guess I’m just amazed such a thing as her exists.
Btw…”God bless this fruitcake” might be your best line ever. So simple, yet so poignant.
@earthwormjim Didn’t they teach you anything at Camp OATKA?
I’ve gotten this GTA right the last 50 times you and KFC have posted it. Blonde hair, crazy outfit, stripper heels, and that ass. 100% guess right everytime.
Her old ass husband must just facialize her 3 times a day.
Good to see Wilson’s life has improved since he got off that island with Tom Hanks
Her roots are showing.
She still playing that “I’m 16 and married to a 60 year old” card?
1st GTA I’ve ever gotten right. Probably the general whorishness of the pic that made it so easy. This broad is like Robin Williams in Jack, but instead of aging quickly she’s getting trashier quickly.
Skinny blode chick with a fake rack….hmmm, where are her totally tasteless tattoos? Didn’t she get the ‘slut-memo’ on bad tatts?
I wonder how fugly she’ll look when she’s 50, goddamn it!
Holy Cranston
there is something seriously wrong with her parents
@nukid – yeah, they quit on her when she was 9 (which was probably like 20 years ago)
total butt-her face
i would pay to smell that bike seat
If she’s 17, then so is Betty White. That said, i’d hit it ….hard. Courtney, not Betty.
Straight from the trailer.