Of course D Wayne has a girlfriend
Get fucking Joel Rosario a glass a water to get all the dirt out of his mouth
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I own a horse asshole @smcbride11: Look up how to bet boxes.Quinella, Exacta are decent ways to get good odds.Don't just bet the winner.
Departing is the play. Book it.
And the answer is Candice Swanepoel. Am I crazy or is this the hottest Candice Swanepole ass shot of all time? Like instant boner city. So fucking hot. I’ve seen so many chicks try and fail at pulling these types of jean shorts off. Swanepoel walks up and makes it look EASY! Like she’s not even trying. Just a relaxed easy motion throwing 108mph’s with movement. That is how a supermodel does it.
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Jesus h christ on rubber crutches. That first pic is ridiculous.
Way to take one of the worlds greatest asses and make it look like shit. fuck those mom-shorts.
Sweet sassy molassy…
Jesus Christ Donkey Balls look at the fucking cranston
hey sweetheart, bad idea standing so close to Candice…all broads should keep a minimum 15 ft radius for their own good
pawts Are you fucking joking? Her ass looks like shit? You sir a faggot..
QUITE PROMOTING RAPE CULTURE!!
like shit compared to how it normally looks bojangles… mom jeans are for the birds.
As wise sooth-saying Project Pat once stated: “good googly moogly, that thang is Juicy!”
pawts…if your mom wears jean shorts like that and pulls em off she is one sexy and most likely very slutty bird, and she gave birth to one giant faggot
Face of a teenager, body of a middle aged mom. Couldn’t ask for more.
sorry kaelwoods…nice try but PAWTS only goes for the ladies…
but you and bojangles sound like you would make a great couple. the only problem might be fighting over who gets to wear the elastic waisted, relaxed-fit, capri-cut, 17″ zippered mom jeans.
Is this real life?
i want to tattoo my name on her forehead and nut in her asshole
Hah. Thought pawts was all wet at first cause, well, dat ass. But he persevered and he is right – those are indeed Mom shorts. A nice Mom at that but I digress. Give me daisy dukes or floss bikini bottoms any day. That being said this chick does it for me.
Built a house up on that ass, that’s an ass-state