And the answer is a bunch of surfer groupies who are literally trying to will their way to fuck Kelly Slater. First things first. I was 100% positive Kelly Slater was dead so I’m not sure what is going on here. Either way though this is why I love surfing. Chicks literally just throw themselves at you. They can’t resist the vibe. Just struttin that ass all over the beach in tiny bikinis dying to get stuffed by whoever can ride the gnar. If you don’t surf you wouldn’t understand.
Anyway here is my fuck order based on the below photo….1,2,3,5,4 (After extensive research I’ve concluded number 2 is the one with the hat. I flip flopped between #1 and #2 at least 100 times. It’s just a matter or what photo you are looking at. The skinny girl with the long tassels is not in this photo)