Guess That Ass
And the answer is a bunch of surfer groupies who are literally trying to will their way to fuck Kelly Slater. First things first. I was 100% positive Kelly Slater was dead so I’m not sure what is going on here. Either way though this is why I love surfing. Chicks literally just throw themselves at you. They can’t resist the vibe. Just struttin that ass all over the beach in tiny bikinis dying to get stuffed by whoever can ride the gnar. If you don’t surf you wouldn’t understand.
Anyway here is my fuck order based on the below photo….1,2,3,5,4 (After extensive research I’ve concluded number 2 is the one with the hat. I flip flopped between #1 and #2 at least 100 times. It’s just a matter or what photo you are looking at. The skinny girl with the long tassels is not in this photo)
3,2,1,5,4. Clean it up, Wing Nut.
3,1,2,5,4
Green for the win!!!
halo effect in full force based on the middle (aqua) ass.
2,3,1,4,5
Gimme the skank job in the hat.
31245 with out a doubt 3 is the best
3,3,3,3,3
2,1,3,4,5… I could iron my socks on 3′s ass
4 is catching way too much hate….she may be sneaky top 2 when she turns around. 5 is guaranteed worst though by a mile.
3 is obviously the hot one of the group and 2 has cankles.
Pres don’t think this will, for a second, make us forget that you just posted a video/ masturbated to a video of a little boy and his howitzer.
“a bunch of surfer groupies who are literally trying to will their way to fuck Kelly Slater.”
-
Is “Kelly Slater” a restaurant that serves high-calorie meals?
Blue got stuck carrying the catch-towel. De facto winner.
You’re fucked in the head if you don’t have #3 ranked first. Rest are pigs…
What the fuck happened to the comment section?
#2 and her big ole hat……. bam
one with hat has black top one that doesnt has white time. portnoy for paralympic pres
#2 does have cankles, good catch @menotknow. #3 looks like Erin Andrews.
3 2 1 4 5
ROPE CITY
Aww shucks, I was gonna guess a group of surfer groupies!
Thats in Malibu… Kelly’s gf Kalani was probably right there with him. No chance, sluts
they were on their way back from my annual Ass To Mouth Party.
prez you’re such a clown, do you even know how to boogie board? 3 wins, everyone else ties except 5 is a trainwreck of an ass
3,1,2,5,4.. 4 looks like she trying to hold a poo in..
And this is why you need an LA stool…
The mecca of sports and smut
after the gay comment of your last blog, and the gay overtures of a majority of your blogs, and the fact that you are indeed gay my gut instinct was to guess that this was the Backstreet Boys new CD cover
I see trees of green. Red roses too.
I would have cropped out that bitch on the right. And went twice on 1 then 3,2,4.
Incase anyone is wondering:
1 is Italian
2 is Greek
3 is Brazilian
4 & 5 are obviously both American
Need I say more?
Pres I guarantee you surf about as good as neil blogs.