Guess That Ass
And the answer is pro surfer Alanna Blanchard. I’m convinced Alanna Blanchard is my soulmate. It’s like god created this masterpiece just for me. A perfect ass and a surfer. Like I just pictures spending countless hours in exotic locations dropping in on waves together and then having her brush her hand through my surfer hair while we fuck under the star till sunrise and then do it all over again. It’s actually really depressing that this isn’t happening right now. Almost like I’m wasting my life with this smut blogging stuff when I should be shredding the gnar with Alanna.
Wouldn’t you need to learn how to surf before you could “shred the gnar”?
Oh my God. If I were in death row my last meal request would be those bikini bottoms.
Sit on my face and never get up
It’s Alana and while she’s definitely in the top three of hottest surfers there are others. Google Monyca byrne-Wickey, Laura Enever, Bruna Schmitz, and Coco Ho and go from there. Enjoy.
I’d be the Monica to her Bill anyday!
such an odd existence, married 35 year old saxophone nose that daydreams in a public journal and 19yr old broskys lap it up. i much prefer anonymous internet poster life
Oh and gnar is a snow term not a surf term. C’mon ep if you’re trying not to be a poseur use the correct vernacular.
wow
I’d like to wax her board
After you shred the gnar, she could help pick the seaweed out of your nose.
I’d hit it.
No idea what gnar is but if she has one i’d shred it
Nailed It!
Prez, you honestly could not be more of a hardo when it comes to surfing. We get it, you’ve surfed before. Good for you, really. I was actually very impressed the first time you posted about surfing. Surfing is something everyone who doesn’t have a retarded irrational fear of the ocean should do. But jesus h fuck dude, stop telling everyone about it. Just shred the gnar on your own time and post videos of the pros/classic interview fails. PS she is so far out of any of our leagues
wait, you surf? and no, sitting on a board 100 feet off lynn beach during a squall doesn’t count.
Shred the gnar = suck adam lambert’s cock
I think her butt is nice
Might be the best set of legs these eyes have seen
I’d let her stand there while I spanked it on her surfboard
Dear God,
Please send more heart attacks.
Thanks, everybody on earth.
I would pull every grain of samd out of her ass with my tongue 1 grain of sand at a time!
I’d dip my fries in her urine.
damn, she is hot as hell.
she would be great for some morning would
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jesus can you fucking read, pres? even if you could, you wouldn’t be able to read the text in this post.
This girl is fuckign hot
Hilarious > http://hookedonhockeymagazine.com/players-distraught-by-abundant-opportunities-in-lovely-europe/
hello
My name is miss Nancy, saya melihat profil anda di sini dan mengambil faedah
anda. Saya ingin menjadi cinta atau hubungan dengan anda, jika anda rasa berminat,
hubungi saya di e-mel saya (nancyoneil10@live.com)
supaya saya akan menghantar anda gambar saya dan memberitahu anda lebih lanjut tentang saya, saya
akan gembira melihat sambutan yang baik daripada anda Terima kasih
hello
My name is miss Nancy, i saw your profile here and picked interest
you. I would like to be in love or relationship with you, if you feel interested,
contact me on my email (nancyoneil10@live.com)
so that i will send you my pictures and tell you more about me, I
will be happy to see a good response from you Thanks
Eric, if you’re in here: We’re all going to Marty’s after the movie.
I would untie her balloon knot with my tongue
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