Guess That Ass
And the answer is Maria Menounos. Probably one of my biggest mistakes I’ve made in my life is following Maria Menounos on twitter. Because prior to that she was a no brainer for my top 10 hottest chicks in the world. She had everything going for her. Hot as hell, from Boston, loves anal, the works. But she is such a fraud pretending to care about Boston sports teams that it’s almost driven me to hate her. She just tries so hard to act like this diehard sports fan even though she’s not. Her, Dane Cook, Bill Simmons and Chiklas. The four of them drive me nuts with their fake passion. Don’t get me wrong I’d still toss it in her in a heartbeat, but I just don’t want to cuddle afterwards anymore and listen to her talk about how great the Red Sox are.
plus… her ass is getting wider by the day. thumbs down.
Yessssss!!!!
Looks like she does nothing but order a smoothie and sit in a massage chair for an hour when she goes to the gym.
pawts likes skinnny bieber ass
i would drape myself in sweaty yoga pants if it was socially acceptable
Pres, how many times are you going to write the exact same blog about this whore?
Meh……no redemption from this mornings wake up.
am i the only one seeing a little dampness?
No girl is an actual die hard “real” sports fan, the only die hard girl sports fans are dyke’s for volleyball, soccer and other fake sports. Stop being gay and just fuck her.
If her sports fandom actually bothers you might be the worse person ever invented.
Saddlebags.
Greek ass bomb alert Greek Ass Bomb alert you can hear that thing ticking run for safety!!!!
She won’t be laughing that intolerable laugh once her ass explodes into Kim K proportions
Ya it sucks to follow her on twitter but it would be bonerific to follow her in person
Cue the Sir Mix A Lot music
GTA is useless unless I see skin.
Typical fat ass of a greek girl…getting wider by the day.
This Greek Mustang was built for ass-fucking. I still find myself replaying her Howard Stern interview on a weekly basis.
89% of Stoolies today have no frame of reference to the Maria’s Meat Curtains blog, and by NOT providing a link to same you’ve done a horrible dis-service to your ‘tweeners demographic.
This for u white boys, nah no thanx bruh
This for u white boys, nah no thanx bruh
This for u white boys, nah no thanx bruh
This for u white boys, nah no thanx bruh
This for u white boys, nah no thanx bruh
Is this for us white boys?
I don’t get it. You pretend you like sports and rave music and it’s business. She pretends she likes sports and now you don’t want to slam her? Sounds like you’re looking for an excuse to go homo.
Thank you, Yoga Pants Maker. You should be given the Nobel Peace Prize.
the only girl die hard fans in this planet are probably those two obnoxious whores from “still we believe: the boston red sox movie”
El Pres- living in a glass house and throwing stones since 2003
“Such a fraud pretending to care about Boston sports teams…” sound like someone you know, Pres?
I’d suck a queef out of her pussy and hold it deep in my lungs like a bong rip.
If i can.die and come back as the seam in the back side of her yoga pants i wouls be happy!
But she likes Greek.
Just tried to give my 1st lady Anal with her picture on the wall. All things considered, went pretty well.
How much did nos pay you to use this pictures you jew?
How much did nos pay you to use this pictures you jew?
How much did nos pay you to use this pictures you jew?
How much did nos pay you to use this pictures you jew?
How much did nos pay you to use this pictures you jew?
Her tits seem to be getting much smaller. What’s going on Maria?
Not impressed.
Damn she’s fine.
Menounos ain’t +1
Stop fussing over her. That can is not going to age well.