And the answer is Maria Menounos. Probably one of my biggest mistakes I’ve made in my life is following Maria Menounos on twitter. Because prior to that she was a no brainer for my top 10 hottest chicks in the world. She had everything going for her. Hot as hell, from Boston, loves anal, the works. But she is such a fraud pretending to care about Boston sports teams that it’s almost driven me to hate her. She just tries so hard to act like this diehard sports fan even though she’s not. Her, Dane Cook, Bill Simmons and Chiklas. The four of them drive me nuts with their fake passion. Don’t get me wrong I’d still toss it in her in a heartbeat, but I just don’t want to cuddle afterwards anymore and listen to her talk about how great the Red Sox are.