Guess That Ass
And the answer is obviously Candice Swanepoel. Well we learned 4 things at last night’s VS fashion show. #1 Bruno Mars would be an awesome wedding band. #2 Biebs fucks bitches hard. #3 Rihanna can go toe to toe with anybody. And finally Candice Swanepoel is the star of stars. She is the head bitch in charge and rightfully so. This gif I posted is from 2007 when she first broke on the scene. She wasn’t even a full fledged angel yet. But as the Victoria Secret people tell the story the second she hit the stage it was game, set, match and a new era was upon us. She flipped the game on it’s head and revolutionized what being a supermodel was all about. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. The hottest, sexiest bitch on the planet by a mile.






FUCKIN-A RIGHT!
sweet fancy moses
Video of the First Lady finger blasting herself. Now.
South African blond with pierced nips, perfection
My friend, Johnson, would love to meet her asshole.
Slow clap for the inventor of High Definition
Kate Upton can fuck right off
So nice.
Pathetic they are making some kind of big deal that the Belcher suicide dude had “Another girlfriend” OH MY GOD! NOT THAT! Give me a break. If you have your shit together, you have at least one “Other girlfriend”.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/kansas-city-chiefs-jovan-belcher-other-girlfriend-murder-suicide-120412?ocid=ansfox11
Bruno Mars fucking sucks.
Yo shutup @Dino Bravo no one’s making a big deal about other gf the media is just saying he did. Hop off that story the man was fucked up and evil end of story
I’d drag my balls through a mile of glass to sniff her fart
I would let her rape me.
YES PLEASE!
Victoria Secret top 5:
Candice
Miranda
Behati
Erin
Doutzen
She has the most beautiful body I have literally ever seen in my life. I wish she looked like a bitch so I could try and not obsess over her but she is always smiling and just looks awesome. Fuck.
The only African I’d fuck.
“Excuse me, miss, could I possibly wear your ass as a hat?”
She should sell her queefs in 12-ounce cans.
Oh Good Lord!!!
#1 broad of all time! She is the fucking pinnacle!
And SPLAT!
How do you mention Pierced Nipples and not give a link. Thank me later guys http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2012/aug/082512/candice-swanepoel/image005.html
might be the perfect outfit for her to wear, looks like a russian fuck machine
I did think this was going to be alessandra or miranda though, they round out my top 3 VS fantasies
Great game out there last night. The girls gave it their all but, as always some rose to the top and really shined.
1.) Candice Swaenpoel: From the first bell she came out swinging and let the world know this was her crown and it certainly was from start to finish. You know it, I know it, and VS knows it based off her getting that segment at the end of the show. That sway and those jiggling cheeks were deathly haymakers laid out to one and all. Diabolical performance.
2.) Doutzen Kroes: Aggressive, Beautiful, Dutch, Tomcat. There are many words for Doutzen and she lived up to each and every one of them tonight. Only a model at her absolute peak could’ve bested her which is a testament to where Swaenpoel is at.
3.) Erin Heatherton: Total bias pick. I am in love with this woman. Also, heart of a goddamn champion going through that walk AFTER she lost her little pink hat that SHE LOVED. You can’t script runway drama like that.
ROW (Rookie of The Walk): Lindsay Ellingston
Great showing by the rook. Had the look and the confidence that made her stand out this year and I would expect her to try and fill Lima’s or Ambrosia’s ample heels and step into the Pantheon when either of the Hall of Famers hang up their wings. Expect big things from this angel.
wow Numero Two, get a fucking life, you aren’t Mel Kiper
you make LobstersClaw look like a genius
LobstersClaw is a genius.
Numero two, gay much?
numero two, you went to far.
number one rule on the stool , must leave on a high note
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take TheCheat, but you are right.
Just strutin dat ass…
O so he’s gay for giving commentary on the VS show but we’re all straight for commenting on a smut website looking at PICTURES of college girls we will never fuck. Makes perfect sense. keep it up Numero.
Numero two its said when ppl use the comment section to write their own blog cause they think there funny
I saw, I came, and I came some more.
Is that Brady’s next woman?
speaking of Asses Prez…how does Steve Burton’s taste? looks like he’s going to end up being the Man
Numero Two = Fuck Stick
stan, 120, thecheat, and ccurn must be new here
Candace needs bigger tits
the queen
Numero Two, you miss 100% of the shots you DO take.
My Dockers are soaked.
Neil>numero two
GTA ??? What A ??? She forgot to put her ass on.