And the answer is the dancing destroyer, the king of sting, the Count of Monte Cristo, the master of disaster…..Candice Swanepoel.    Real talk for a minute.  If you told me I could fuck Candice Swanepoel but I’d automatically get Aids I wouldn’t even hesitate.   Biggest no brainer in the history of earth.   I wouldn’t care what happened to me the rest of my life.  I could die a happy, fulfilled man.

PS – I’m totally going to tweet at Candice that I love that little dent she has on her ass.  I’m like 9,000% sure she’ll reply to that and we’ll twitter fuck again.