Guess That Ass
And the answer is the dancing destroyer, the king of sting, the Count of Monte Cristo, the master of disaster…..Candice Swanepoel. Real talk for a minute. If you told me I could fuck Candice Swanepoel but I’d automatically get Aids I wouldn’t even hesitate. Biggest no brainer in the history of earth. I wouldn’t care what happened to me the rest of my life. I could die a happy, fulfilled man.
PS – I’m totally going to tweet at Candice that I love that little dent she has on her ass. I’m like 9,000% sure she’ll reply to that and we’ll twitter fuck again.




















I thought Jews were supposed to be smart? Its “reply” you dirty penny pincher.
wld love to fill that ASS dimple w/ my GOOO !!!!
why is everybody always hating on the jews? I fucking hate all you who believe in fairy tales.
outstanding
Lord have mercy.
master of disASSter… dont know how you f’d that one up
Only thing missing was The Masters theme playing in the background. That, my friends, is perfection.
Candice is a 10. Gorgeous.
If she let me fuck her, I would let her keep my dick. Just lop it off and throw it away for all I care… I’m never going to use it again. She is perfection.
That looks like the mark of a shot injection, like MMR shot. Or just an ugly birthmark.
jbruggs, you’re an ugly birthmark on society.
that’s funny, I just texted renee to apologize for the dent I left on her ass…
B grade face n ass. That is all
Would love to see her dykeing-out with the ring girl from the Hillbilly Throw Down….
If you told me I could fuck Candice Swanepoel but you’d automatically get Aids I wouldn%u2019t even hesitate.
nice hard on she has in one of the frontal pics.
didn’t even make it half way through the pictures and I creamed my jeans
All of her back hair could be black and I still would…..
That pic with the cotton candy bathing suit looks like she’s got some large labia. Love me some floppy curtains…
Bet her puss tastes like strawberriea
wow, someone else mentions back hair so when I try to I am told that it’s a duplicate post, this site is really engineered by geniuses…
i’d like to eat a bowl of frosted mini wheats out of that ass dimple
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MY EYES ARE MELTING!
Nice to see you’ve taken GTA over again pres. Now I have a game for you: Guess That Faggot Barstool Writer.
And the answer is the dancing dicksucker, the king of cock-gobbling, the Count of Taking It In The Ass, the Master of Pride Parades%u2026..Feitelberg.
i’m not even an ass guy, but i’m in heaven
I’d eat my cereal out of that ass dimple daily….once the restraining order was lifted.
Next thing you know chicks will be gouging a chunk out of their left ass cheek so they can be more like Candice.
holy cameltoe
Her ass dimple is a telltale sign
i want to stick my nose up her butthole
Got.to.love the staff infection scar on her ass, or she hada boil removed
I’d suck that dimple out
This is unreal!! http://hollywoodreservoir.com/angelcandice You’re welcome!
nice ass , but what about the package in front
The peach fuzz on her ass makes my dick quiver
there are 50 girls hotter than her at the whiskey priest every friday and saturday night in the summer
and…..i need a new keyboard
Luscious. And her labia majora are significant.
Who’s the lucky bastard tossing that salad? We know Prez isn’t.
holy tolito!!
perfection….period