Guess That Ass Moment of Silence

Sky.com -The former Miss Argentina, Solange Magnano, 38, passed away on Sunday after suffering complications resulting from cosmetic surgery, friends said. “A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind,” said Roberto Piazza, a fashion designer and friend of the model who often walked the runway in his shows. He said she underwent a gluteoplasty – a procedure which normally involves placing implants in the buttocks to improve their outline – which turned fatal when liquid injected “went to her lungs and brain”. A Facebook group paying tribute to the model said: “There’s no doubt that Solange stood out on the best catwalks in the world because of her beauty, kind nature, talent, etc.” Gluteoplasty or buttock augmentation has grown more popular in recent years, with former Sugababe singer Mutya Buena known to have had the operation.

Today my friends is one of the saddest day in the history of Guess That Ass. In case you haven’t heard the news yet, we lost a great one today. Yup former Miss Argentina, Solange Magnano passed away while heroically chasing the American Dream of obtaining a firmer ass. Unfortunately it was not meant to be as the butt implant surgery went rogue and took her life.  So in light of this tragedy I’d like to propose a 10 second moment of silence to honour her passing. And out of respect there will be no Guess That Ass today for the first time in the history of the Stool. Actually on second thought I’m not sure that’s not how Solange Magnano would have wanted it. She clearly loved and appreciated the almighty ass so instead of skipping it, let’s pay homage to her by playing the game she loves so much.

May you Rest in Peace Solange. I hope you finally have the ass of your dreams in heaven.

And the answer is Elisabetta Canalis. This is of course George Clooney’s girlfriend.   There can’t be a dry eye in the house right now. Because this is clearly an ass worth dying for.   And a better ass eulogy these eyes have never seen.