Guess That Ass Thanksgiving Trifecta
#1
#2
#3
What better way to give thanks for the almighty ass than doing a Thanksgiving Ass Trifecta? Who loves the Stoolies? I do. Anyway here are the answers;
#1
And the answer is Emilia Attias. These photos are kind of dangerous. Because you know all the little girls at home reading the Stool right now are going to see these pictures and think dreads are cool and cute blah, blah, blah. NO! Don’t be fooled ladies. This is a trained professional here. You need to have an ass like this to pull this off. So what I’m saying is don’t try this at home. That’s how you end up getting hurt or becoming a gross lesbian.
#2
And the answer is Nicole Bahls. I’ve not sure I’ve ever seen a bikini top get the shit kicked out of it like this before. I mean it just has no chance vs. this chicks tits. TKO first round. Now as hot as this chick is I’d still prefer she went with the normal bikini. Maybe I’m old fashioned but I just think it’s sexier. Like gun to head I’d choose to fuck the first chick over this chick and it’s all because of the bikinis. Like you switch them and I think I switch my vote.
#3
And the answer is Kate Hudson. Good to know that Kate Hudson is reading the Stool. I mean it can’t be a coincidence that after my post yesterday she got rid of those ass crushing jeans and replaced them with some workout pants. It’s all about putting your ass in a position to win games . That’s all you can do as an ass coach. Glad I could be of assistance. Now if we could just do something about her acne.
Acne? She must be sharing steroids with A-Rod.
I wish she’d show her tits and spread her ass cheeks like Tila did
Kate Hudson doesn’t even belong on the same page as 1 and 2. Those girls are A level hotties. Hudson is hot but C level hotness at best.
Chris Robinson and Owen Wilson fucked all the hot out of Kate Hudson.
Is it me or is this just very difficult NOT to watch a few times?:
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/6490213/16828229
Come on, nobody jumping on Nicole “Bahls”?
Show her tits? I know you are not talking about Hudson. She is nasty, period.
The camera man that tried to shoot Nicole should quit his job ASAP. All that swimming she did and no CLEAR ass shot? Come on.
The first one is ok. She is like every other girl on the beach, excluding the dreads.
This should be in:
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/1200/nicolepinkbikini.jpg
What’s Kate holding?? A bag of crack from Chris Robinson!!!!!Bah HAHAHAHAA!
Randy moss should do a fund raiser to buy Kate moss some tits
Hudson my bad
Hudson? Bleh….