Guess That Ass (The New Hottest Chick on the Planet)
Drum roll please!!!! I am proud for the first time in the history of Barstool Sports to introduce you to Indiana Evans! She is the 21 year old star of the new Blue Lagoon remake. Folks, I’m telling you, I’ve seen some power before… but certainly nothing like this. Yup my smut sense is tingling. How hot do I think she is? KFC called dibs on her this morning and I traded him the next Sophie Turner ass shot so I could feature her on Boston. Because mark my words, Indiana Evans will be accepted as the undisputed #1 hottest chick on the planet within 6-8 months. You can’t teach this type of hotness. You can’t learn this type of hotness. It’s just pure unadulterated dick wrecking ability that only comes along once in a generation. It’s like a young Denise Richards on steroids. Even God has to be patting himself on the back for this one. True craftsmanship on his part.
PS – Yeah I know she has hairy legs hair. Think I give a fuck? When you’re this hot you play by your own rules. Plus she’s supposed to be on a deserted island so maybe that’s part of the role.
ummmm ok, whatever you say
agreed
Reaching
this chick is adorable. doesn’t exactly drip sex, more like take out to nice dinner and start a long term relationship with.
i mean, i’d let her.
besides that… sweet back mmmmole
you living in real life??
Is she old enough for me to be doing what I’m doing to myself?
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PS – Time to get over yourself, dude. You stopped being The Tastemaker
a really long time ago, and that dyke at KO Barstool made you her bitch.
Her ass is popping, but her face is more cute than hot. Don’t really know what you’re talking about on this one.
she’s got that whole, “i’m a sophomore in high school and i’ll still wreck your dick” kind of look going on… kills me
She’s cute. new hottest girl alive? not a chance homie.
Pres, at some point, you’re going to way too old and way too creepy to talk about 18 year old girls the way you do… oh wait, you’re already way passed that.
Sweet, wholesome, dick wrecker. I see it. There is a CANKLE alert there though.
Hairy leg hair ? What?
She’s hot, but she can’t hold a candle to her sisters Ohio and Nebraska.
Naming your daughter Indiana is basically begging her to go into porn one day.
wholly molley
I can’t be the only one wildly turned off by this, right? Dude she looks like a cute 13 year old and talking about her “hotness” is pretty off putting. The peach fuzz on her legs is the icing on the pedophilia cake
sounds like someone got the ol KFC hustle.
Don’t get me wrong, I love me some young girls but she isn’t remotely close to “hot” either
No mention of her sister Florida? now SHE is a smokeshow
Fire
Are you on drugs? This chick looks like she’s 14. Wait at least a couple more years before she gets posted again.
are you fucking shitting me? quit fishing for hits you kike
I got drift wood.
Cute kid.
Nobody’s gonna say it? PIG NOSE!
Am I missing something here? She does absolutely nothing for me. The only way she is going to be the highest chick on the planet within 6-8 months is if the 8,648,270 girls who are hotter than her catch the bubonic plague.
i think not
yes obviously she is really hot, and i looked it up and she is 21, they are making her look younger for the movie apparently. her ass is definitely top-notch, no doubt about that…
way to overhype
Breasts ????
Blue Lagoon remake??? wasnt that about a brother/sister or cousins fucking on some island when they are like 15? sounds right prez’s alley…..
nice training bra cami from limited too. congrats prez on being a level three.
She’s no Brooke Shields…
when she hits puberty she may become hot, but right now I just hope she finds a lot of money under her pillow when her baby teeth eventually fall out. You Fucking Creep
You wish she was 21 you dyslexic bastard.
maybe in a few years
You pussies all got the ghey. She’s almost 22 and Australian. Which means as soon as she starts to talk I cum in my shorts. Dad must have really liked Indiana Jones movies.
Errr ok..cute, not the GOAT. Olivia Munn nude pics still #1 pole position
Whole lotta faggots in the comments section today. Most of the people complaining about her would prejac if she even gave them the time of day.
I think she has leg hair because she is ten years old and hasn’t started shaving yet.
When is her sweet 16?
I’d like to get stuck on a deserted island with her all day. MMMmmmmm sexy
I’m pretty sure over half of the smokeshows you feature every single day knock her out of the park. She wouldn’t reach the sweet 16 in the Barstool March Madness bracket. Davey Pageviews working hard this week.
Pres I don’t know what you’re talking about, those legs are silky smooth. Its called SAND, she is on a BEACH.
@supergrover you really had to look up shes 21, it says it in the post window licker
If you all pass then I’ll take some
if i had a nickel for every time you claimed a girl as “once in a generation” id have more coins than your jewish collection.
oh my. pure hotness.
Kate Upton and Brooke Shields somehow mated and made this.
That drum roll was from Happy Days before Fonzie makes his motorcycle jump, wasn’t it? You can’t get that shit by me.
Everyday im amazed at the gay virgins who live with their parents that comment on here. If you think shes not hot you are a liar or gay. No one on here will ever have a chance with anyone even close to her calibre.
Are there minutes available from your morning staff meetings? Maybe allow stoolies to view the sausage being made via G-Chat? I think there is promise here.
The force is strong with this one.
How the hell has nobody mentioned that hideous MOLE on her upper back
Sweet MOLE
21… 12… I don’t give a fuck, as long as she gets that mole removed (because I do A LOT of doggy style and don’t want to be staring at that beast for an entire 3 and a half minutes) I’d wreck that.
IS the GTA that thing on her chin??
dead eyes, chipmunk face and hairy legs. PASS.
What’s with all you dweebs calling everyone gay for disagreeing? No one is saying she is ugly, obviously we’d all pork her. She just isn’t even close to hottest chick of all time, which is what Davey Pageviews is claiming.
@rad_marchand, the people calling everyone gay are Davey Pageviews’ new 14-18 year old immature boy contingent
You gave up a Sophie Turner shot for that? Are you serious? That’s like choosing a pats ticket against the redskins over a ticket to the super bowl against the giants.
she looks like an abercrombie model. not abercrombie and fitch, just “abercrombie”, the little kids’ a&f store.
definitely pretty cute, but not a smokeshow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvxe04wGmTw
I mean, would I treat her cranston like an itzakadoozie popsicle? Sure I would. But hottest on the planet? That’s a stretch you hunchback jew
she looks like shes 15
**poor man’s denise richards
Thank you Fundementals, I can’t believe it took the last person on the thread to point that out. Looks just like Denise Richards.
shes cute pageviews, cute.
What is up with her leg hair??
Also, her ass is ok, a little flat for my liking.
OK
on an unrelated note, that drum guy must be an unbelievable masturbator