Drum roll please!!!! I am proud for the first time in the history of Barstool Sports to introduce you to Indiana Evans! She is the 21 year old star of the new Blue Lagoon remake. Folks, I’m telling you, I’ve seen some power before… but certainly nothing like this. Yup my smut sense is tingling. How hot do I think she is? KFC called dibs on her this morning and I traded him the next Sophie Turner ass shot so I could feature her on Boston. Because mark my words, Indiana Evans will be accepted as the undisputed #1 hottest chick on the planet within 6-8 months. You can’t teach this type of hotness. You can’t learn this type of hotness. It’s just pure unadulterated dick wrecking ability that only comes along once in a generation. It’s like a young Denise Richards on steroids. Even God has to be patting himself on the back for this one. True craftsmanship on his part.
PS – Yeah I know she has hairy legs hair. Think I give a fuck? When you’re this hot you play by your own rules. Plus she’s supposed to be on a deserted island so maybe that’s part of the role.