Thenewstribune – An argument over a clogged toilet escalated into a shooting Saturday morning, according to the Thurston County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies were called to Providence St. Peter Hospital in Olympia about 5 a.m. by a man in his mid- to late 20s who had been shot in the chest. His injuries are not life-threatening. The argument began in the 9700 block of Mallard Drive Southeast, just east of Lacey, said Lt. Chris Mealy. The victim rents a room from the man who allegedly shot him, Mealy said. The two men reportedly went out Friday night and met two women they later brought home. One of the women used the bathroom and plugged the toilet, angering the owner of the home, Mealy said. The two men argued and the women left. The argument escalated to physical fighting, Mealy said. “Apparently, the victim was getting the better of the suspect,” he said. “The suspect and victim broke free, then the suspect pulled a handgun from his waistband and fired shots at the victim.”

Jesus Christ. What kind of girl drops a deuce in a random dudes apartment like this? Seriously what type of savage does that? I’ve never even heard of such a thing. It’s barbaric is what it is. I mean I don’t even want my wife farting around me nevermind some random ho I just met at a bar dropping heat clogging my toilet. Like way to ruin the mood honey. So yeah no shit somebody got shot. But why did this guy shoot his roommate? He didn’t do anything. Shoot that animal who dropped a deuce in your face and then sauntered out of your apartment. After all I’m pretty sure any judge in America would understand that. Why did you shoot that woman? Well your honor I met her at a bar, took her home and she dropped a huge log in my toilet and clogged it. CASE DISMISSED!