Couriermail – Clifford John Candy, 30, told the Brisbane District Court he liked to wave his genitals around “like a flag” – mainly in front of children – in front of people to fight his fear of going nude in public – and feed his adrenalin addiction The comments raised the ire of Judge Milton Griffin, SC, who described the claim as “absolutely absurd.” He said his predilection for serial exhibitionism was triggered by his blinding fear of being seen naked in public. “I became addicted to chasing down that fear (of being seen naked).” “I confronted my fear. It’s an adrenalin rush.”"I used to … do it behind womens’ backs, but I’d dare myself to allow them to see me (naked).”

Listen I don’t condone waving your dick around like a flag in front of children. That is going to get you in trouble 84% of the time. But having said that you can’t argue with this guy’s logic. If you have a fear of being naked in pulic there is really only one way to overcome it. And that’s obviously to wave your dick around like a flag in public. Any psychologist will tell you that. That’s just how phobia’s go. Afraid of the dark? Lock yourself in a room with the lights off. Afraid of heights. Climb a mountain. Afraid of being naked in public. Wave your dick around like a flag in front of children at the beach.