DANVERS — Robert Lewey Jr. swore, under oath, he was just trying to urinate into a plastic water bottle when he happened to end up driving alongside a school bus full of teenage girls on Route 95 in Danvers last spring. But yesterday, a Salem District Court jury decided it didn’t believe him, finding Lewey, 56, of Saugus, guilty of open and gross lewdness following a two-day trial. According to police and witnesses, including two Whittier Regional Vocational Technical School students, 15 and 17, and two coaches at the Haverhill school, Lewey pulled up alongside the bus just after 3 p.m. on April 5. The girls’ softball team was heading down Route 95 to a game in Swampscott. Cheryl Begins, the coach, told a state trooper that she suddenly heard screaming. The girls on the bus pointed toward a silver Toyota SUV. Inside, the driver’s pants were down, around his knees, and the driver had looked up, smiled and waved. Lewey agreed to meet with investigators the following Wednesday, and acknowledged, “I think I know what this is about,” according to a state trooper’s report. He told investigators that he had to urinate and had pulled his pants to do so, acknowledging that he’d passed several exits and a truck weigh station that is also used by some drivers as a rest area along the densely-wooded interstate. He also acknowledged that he at one point was next to the school bus “for a few minutes” and heard the girls screaming.

And the pussification of America continues. Since when is it illegal for a dude to take a piss in a water bottle? Not his fault the Whittier Regional Vocational Tech school happenened to be cruising by a the time he had his pants down on the ground and his dick out. Like get over yourself Wittier Regional Voc Tech. No chance there was even one chick on this softball team worth jerking off too. Voc Tech softball team? Please.
PS – Since when does Swampscott play Whittier Regional Vocational Technical School in anything? We must have hung 100 on them in the first inning.