Guy WIthout Hands Suing Six Flags Because They Wouldn’t Let Him On The Aquaman Ride Due To His Lack Of Hands
Source – A father born without functioning hands is suing Six Flags theme park after he was stopped from riding the Aquaman Splashdown. Clint Bench, who does not have fully formed hands, says he was ‘embarrassed’ after being told to get off the ride by staff at the Six Flags Over Texas in front of his children. In the suit, filed in Dallas federal court, Mr Dench says the amusement park violated the Americans With Disabilities Act. The father-of-two, from Weatherford, Texas, said when he tried to board the ride last May he was told by an employee to leave ‘because he does not have hands’, according to Dallas News. In the suit, Mr Bench said it caused him ‘considerable embarrassment’ as his children had never seen him discriminated before. Aquaman riders sit in a boat that travels down into water, causing a large wave to soak them. Â The papers filed on Tuesday say: ‘Mr Bench is a physically fit, healthy adult with great upper body strength. He can perform all manners of activities, including activities that one would normally assume would require the use of hands.’ He can write, type, tie his shoes, fire a gun and enjoys water skiing and mountain biking and has never considered using prosthetics, it said.
This guy with no hands has to chill out. Six Flags had every right to give him the boot. I mean I don’t know exactly how the ride goes or what’s required to not fall out, but if there’s any doubt then six flags has to lookout for their own interest. I mean haven’t they had like 10 people die on the Superman in Agawam? Fat motherfuckers falling out on sharp turns because they can’t get the safety bar over their fat gut. Bottom line is that if this no-handed guy falls out and dies then everyone’s coming at Six Flags saying why’d you let a bro with no hands get on? They went with the smart play here. Better safe then sorry when you’re mixing thrill rides and handicapped people. I just can’t imagine being the person who actually had to tell him he couldn’t ride. Like sorry sir, you can’t get on, because ahh, you know…because of your freakishness.


100% chance this guy lives a more athletic and adventurous life than you do
Well I guess the whack-a-mole stand better be ready for a huge law suit
He can fire a gun? With his feet? Does the fucker have hands or not? You can’t nub your way into pulling a trigger.
Jmac has no penis and yet they let him type
His wife must love getting fisted.
why do jmac and thetallone insist on saying fuck as many times they can in everyone of their blogs
if no one ever reads jmac’s blogs, is he really a blogger?
He can’t flash gang signs. That’s one thing he can’t do that “one would assume required the use of hands”. Or flip people off in traffic.
why write this blog? why. terrible
Hey errand boy, tell Pres he forgot to mark last night’s Towson show as sold out. Get on it quick before someone notices and the sellout streak ends.
For your safety during the ride, please keep your feet and han…..errrr, nevermind!!!!
@rooster, he said it once bro. Fucking once. Fuck fuck figgity fuck fuck. Stop being a fucking no swear club squid. Fucking Pussy.
Also, I’m not defending your blog JMac just because I’m calling him a pussy. That was a pile of shit, do better or get manzoed.
When does this guy with no hands do when he hits the first drop? Does he act like a Hardo and just sit there all serious during the picture they take?
I liked this blog… JMac is on point here. He falls out and dies, lawsuit. You tell him come back with some hands and lawsuit.
Masturbation must be a bitch for this guy.
How the fuck does he pull the trigger on a gun? Tie a string around it and pull back with his handless arms?
They should have just had him sign a waiver. Oh wait….
I’d like to hi-five the minimum wage 6 flags employee that told no hands guy to “Get off the ride… because you have no hands”. Amazing!
I would throw this lawsuit out based on the fact that the defendant claimed he was attempting to go on an Aquaman ride. Seriously, Aquaman gets his own ride. Gay.