Happy 21st Tyler Seguin
Whoops…Wrong Seguin. That’s his sister. My bad. And yes for the millions of people who emailed me today asking me if I knew that she existed give me some credit. I probably knew Tyler Seguin had a sister before he did. I’ve just tried to ignore it for as long as I could, but I’m sick of getting emails like this today after Tyler retweeted her.
Reader Email
You’ve been following this girl for how long now? Keeping it secret or is she not 18? If she’s over 18 then a big FUCK YOU for your selfishness!
Listen I’m trying to be a team player here. This isn’t Barstool Junior. Seguin is a Boston guy. I figured he probably didn’t want us making his little sister into a sex symbol. If he gets traded all bets are off but until then he lives under the protection of the Stool and she’s dead to me.
damn
Sorta respect you keeping her in your personal spankbank before letting her image get mauled by us Stoolie commenters.
Thank you for leaving the comments open this time David.
wait, now you don’t wanna turn teens into sex symbols?
Yea dude you’re the man. Didn’t really protect all Boston athletes when you showed little Brady’s junk. Didn’t offend me in the least bit but I think you’re “protecting” Seguin because he follows you on twitter. Conflict of interest I see.
Wow
Holy God. Those teeth!
“Seguin is a Boston guy…lives under the protection of the Stool” So where does Babygate fall under protecting Boston’s own…I’d also love to Arabian goggle Renee
If she was under 12 and had a penis, we’d have unwillingly seen every inch by now. This selfishness is why Renee goes elsewhere to get a nice stretch for her Clam David.
you think tyler and candace ever banged before
shit, that’s my fake dead girlfriend. you blew it for me prez.
Well played Pres, smoking her out but still managing to keep tyler on your side
I’d like to do two minutes in her penalty box.
Pres you know you love those young girls who still think you’re “big” because they haven’t been around long enough.
Fuck that noise, check out cassidy https://twitter.com/_cassidyseguin
i’d motorboat her mud pit
That is a very good picture, because she looks like an overweight skank on twitter.
https://twitter.com/candaceseguinn/status/292319443642638336/photo/1
https://twitter.com/candaceseguinn/status/269914046906638336/photo/1
https://twitter.com/candaceseguinn/status/253604214729740288/photo/1
I am a pro stalker.
Seguin will be here forever so you are shit out of luck
I like how you make fun of seguin by pretending to praise him. he’s such a socially awkward fuck
poor tyler
also Kay Jewelers you are very gay
I just jizzed in my pants, and I wasn’t even wearing any
Kay Jewelers – You got a touch of the gay?
equally as ineffective as telling us to stop posting about renee
you had to look very hard to find that top picture and im still pretty sure that is not her
Nah no gay. I was excited about her pic here too.
Total letdown. She is chubby and doesnt look like that. Google isnt that hard to use.
hey look – camcam knows how to use the interwebs.
she’s not good looking guys.
wow – smoking!*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqs146TV4Q1qltjfgo1_500.jpg
*if you like chicks that look like dudes
When Segs starts getting chirped by Hertnell that his sister loves anal I’m sure he’ll appreciate your efforts
Hartnell
Pres you are a fucking fraud
dummy
@kay I wouldn’t call her Chubby, but yea, she’s a hard 6 at best. Good stalking.
@ kay gah, just saw the last one. I withdraw my statement, she’s chubby as fuck. Possible good cans though. and yea her face looks like a tranny version of her brother.
When Hartnell comes off the IR
Anyone that called me gay, I forgive you. I wouldnt steer you guys wrong.
And dont get me wrong, I would fuck her for the greatest 20 seconds of her life.
http://oi52.tinypic.com/2u9s6eh.jpg
Disgusting, look how fat she is, fag
Famous people don’t like you. Get over it.
@ cancel yea, she has good Cans, we agreed on that. The lay down and take the pic from the tits up is the biggest “hide the rolls” move of all time.
That pose doesn’t hide the tranny face though.
Cancel must get a lot of ass.
where is she fat?
side note: more makeup on this chick in the pic Cancel posted or Jenna in her one funny video?
Good gallery here. Lots of selfies.
http://theawesomeboston.com/tyler-seguins-sister-candace-seguin/
what a jewbacha
alright, I have to pull a obama and revise my opinion YET AGAIN as fenway has done some top notch stalking. If that’s her, i withdraw my previous comments. Except for the tranny face. Smoking body though.
unless your fucking nigerians this chick is not fat
Overweight your honor. I put overweight skank, based off of my pictures.
she’s fat in the chest area for sure
can’t offend seguin, he might unfollow you on twitter
My cousin, who lives in Brampton, Ontario went to high school with Candace. He informed me that she is famous for her love of anal intake and gaping games. Facts only.
Rexisfat strikes again! You guys calling her fat, skanky, tranny face all have the gay. I’d walk barefoot over crushed glass to sniff that.
seguin isnt leaving boston for a longgggg time. if ever.
Rex, where the fuck do you come up with this shit?? And yes, I would also love to fuck her ass. Hard.
RexIsFat give her a call and see if she like anal (647) 961-5499
Put em on the glass!
BS. You didn’t know she existed because she was never posted on The Chive or Egotastic.
what the fuck are you talking about Pres? No one will ever remember you for character or morals. You’re a fucking smut filter, and that’s your legacy.