China – A performer wow the crowd in Beijing with a less-than-appetizing snake act, putting the heads of live reptiles in his mouth during a festival for the Chinese new year. Celebrations continued across China and the globe today with thousands of Lunar Festivals to commemorate the year of the snake. The fair at the Ditan Temple in Beijing featured the troupe which performed with different types of snakes on stage.

 

We drink champagne and dance on New Years, China shoves snakes up their nose and pulls them out of their mouth. Whatever. Nothing from those Asian weirdos really phases me anymore. They’re like yeah, our celebration of New Years features slithering reptiles in human orifices. And I’m like oh really? That’s cool. Ours has confetti.

Never stop doing your thing, China. It makes me feel normal.