Haunted House Reactions
1. Frankie Muniz
2. Middle Surfer Bro killing it with the salad
3. Gay friends
4. 2nd to right legit petrified
5. The Old Going to a Haunted House alone routine
6. I think that dude just looks like that all the time
7. Sneaky penetration on the left
8. Just came from the food court
9. Brother is ready to run.
10. Human Caterpillar
11. I see the tongue ring. And your boyfriends fat rolls
12. Bro go last not first.
13. Kind of embarrass for the kid hiding
14. Best scared face yet. Tapout not impressed. Also not a prototypical tapout looking guy
15. Argyle is out bro
16. Buffalo Bills scared shitless
17. Not so tough anymore X games
18. Okay what’s going on? I’m dying to know what they are looking at
19. Bieber
20. More human caterpillar
21. Running from the haunted house or the chick?
22. Nice Matching shorts
23. How’s those fat rolls feel kid?
24. Let’s see how hard we can mash our cock into our buddies assholes crew
25. Pussy Steelers fan
26.Nice ass
27. Scared shitless
28. Boring
29. Not so tough anymore bandana man
30. Euros?
32. Holding hands is cute
33. Conga line
34. Pussy Rugby team
35. I like Big Butts and I can not lie. Twerk that shit
36. Grope that hot chick please
So I saw this gallery yesterday. Just a ton of pictures of bros getting the fuck scared out them at some Haunted House in Niagara Falls. Pretty funny stuff. But I’ll tell you what scared me. The dude in maroon who went by himself. That’s real life scary. I’m talking chopped up people in your freezer scary. Seriously who goes to a haunted house alone? Wacko much? Also what’s up with the guys in the last picture? What’s the point of bringing a cute chick if you’re not even going to grope her when everybody jumps? Defeats the whole purpose of bringing a chick. You might as well just do the human caterpillar with your dick in your buddies asshole like everybody else was doing here.
PS – I’ve always been a firm believer that haunted houses should be allowed to murder 1 person per year. That would up the ante big time. Like knowing in the back of the your mind that you could actually die would increase the scare factor a billion fold. Granted maybe they are already doing that based on these reactions?
So are attractive people banned from the haunted house. or they just don’t get scared?
Were they looking at a naked girl??? Bunch of fags going through there. Pres, which man train pic did you crop yourself out of?
Rosco Parish and Stevie Johnson didnt seem too scared.
Guy in maroon shouldn’t afraid considering his father is Stephen King.
WTF?
guy in pic 22 made a nice effort to flee but that beast in yellow grabbed him like she was Wilfork pulling down a RB
Anyone else notice cross-eyed homey in the yellow A&F tee. Dude, can’t see for shit and his reaction makes it obvious.
yea what a waste of KB. these aren’t real reactions you dumb jew. these are about as real as those stupid teen reality shows on mtv. that fact that like every picture they are holding each other should have gave it away. FAKE
ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS?! THEY’RE POSING FOR PICTURES
Nothing scares Michael Moore, but Steve Bartman and John Cena are pussies.
Does the dude in the maroon shirt have a boner?
I think the maroon dude is sporting a bit of a chubby
Who the fuck would pose for pictures like that? It was probably a dark room so people were shuffling right next to each other then something popped up while at the same time a flash went off. People like frunkis and Thuggish are why people make money off of dumb conspiracy theories.
Tapout guy is mentally insane as well.
This site has taken such a nosedive in the past several months. I know I’m not the only one who thinks this.
nothing better than starting my day with 50 pictures of teenage boys.
Matt20 wins Hahaha
Never understood this as an adult. Its fake…we all know its fake…wtf?!
These are legit reactions, the room they are in is pitch black and is why people form trains in haunted houses. I love this site, but man are some of the commenters on here so out of touch with reality. People posed for these pics? Your a moron if you think that.
ya 4-5 pics would have sufficed
i honestly can’t tell if they’re posing or not…..i think i need another 500 pictures to figure it out.
The regular people in the comment section are legitimately the least intelligent people in the world.
Great blog, but the picture of the black kids reacting wasn’t taken in a haunted house. It was taken at a dunk contest at Rucker Park.
if these were real the bros in the Bills jackets would be punching everything within 6 feet of them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgTziXE1hzg
gullible faggots like RC Cola and dahoganabla are reasons why people think occupy wall street is actually accomplishing something. i mean SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT THEM. look at the faces they are making. take the unicorns dicks out of your mouth.
lol @ stink.
Yeah, those who think these are posed, and got THAT angry about it…man. It scares me that you are walking among us.
by mattsh20 on October 7, 2011 at 9:52 am
Tapout guy is mentally insane as well.
How could you miss Tapout guy, pres? Easily the creepiest fucker of the bunch.
What it is that is horrifying all these people, Tapout Michael Moore seems to like it…alot.
if the majority of the population react that way KNOWING you are walking into a HAUNTED HOUSE which it’s purpose is to scare you and you react that way ACTUALLY thinking “oh shit there is a SPEEDING car INSIDE this HOUSE that is going to flatten me” well then we are all fucked because we are surround by gullible pussies. if they are real then don’t let canada see these pictures because they sure as fuck will try and invade us and probably be successful.
so you guys are telling me they got thousands of people to stand there and pose looking scared so the haunted house could make a flickr gallery for the haunted house. yup that sounds about right. Honestly guys, keep the stupid comments coming, it does keep me entertained at work.
Whatever* it is…
frunkia, are you serious? Shit man, have you ever gone to a haunted house? Seal Team Six might plow through without a flinch, but most folks do get shocked at these things. Its not that far-fetched. Its like popping a paperbag behind someone and taking a picture of their reaction.
Does anyone know where this is?
@ gnarkill : You new here, bro?
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This site has been nose-diving (no pun intended but totally intended) for the past several YEARS. Months, he says – pfffht!
I luv the guy tryin to run away and getting pulled back by his smokeshow gf in the yellow……pause not
Dahoganabla, Actually you simple minded douche bag, in one word, yes. At Kings Island (big amusement park) here in Cincy they do a big Fear fest here. And yeah, there are places in the lines for the hounted houses where they ask you to look scared and they take a pic.
dahoganabla nailed it. To get that many people to get in line, then pose them and presumably pay them is laughable in its complete absurdity.
And yes, it’s a staged pic with a backdrop as if you were in the haunted house.
frunkis…this is in canada…if it was Niagara Falls, NY…that camera wouldn’t be there anymore…and that house would have burnt down years ago in a “suspicious blaze”…upstate NY…yuck
Where is this located? El Pres???
@h0mersimpson, yes i have been to plenty of haunted house but apparently they are all pussy soft around here.
RC – they don’t pay you, you pay them for the pic for a stupid souvenir.
The girl is getting groped, guy to her left is entrenched in preteen underboob
@thedoctah …oops.
To all those who honestly think these are posed pictures, please look at the third picture from the bottom and explain why the fuck those five kids would have posed that way?
Also…blonde girl in last picture = future smokeshow.
@cincylife check out the videos of the people going thru the haunted house http://www.flickr.com/photos/nightmaresfearfactory/page8/ they are not staged. The only real disservice here was the fact that pres pulled pics of the dudes mostly. The full gallery had plenty of smokes in it.
and why did you not include this guy Pres?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nightmaresfearfactory/6035860218/in/photostream
I thought this post sucked until Portnoy added those hilarious captions. Not so tough anymore bandana boy?!?!!? FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!
Human Centipede? Caterpillar?
The brother in pic 9 was ready to run because he knows ”Brothers” always die first in scary movies.
Wow, nothing about the kids in #24 wearing denim capris?
is this one of pres’s best blogs ever? or was this already too funny to not kill? nontheless, A+++ blog
Don’t listen tho these assholes Prezzie. This shit is funny and you crushed this blog.
I think creepy John Lennon in pic 5 is a little to excited about being in a house full of scared teenage boys grabbing on to the first thing they see, odds this dude found a corner to hide in and just maleste people are pretty high
Do all the chicks in upstate NY look like bags of smashed assholes?
frunkis, take a break from commenting for a while
Dude. That ‘hot chick’ is a pre-teen. Chris Hansens gonna come a-knocking.
ok SO go look up the videos on youtube. they are in NIGHT VISION. the lights don’t turn on, just headlights (DON’T EVEN TRY AND FUCKING TELL ME THE ROOM GETS THAT LIT UP FROM FUCKING LITTLE HEADLIGHTS) all these pictures the room is very well lit. and even though people do get scared they don’t look half as ridiculous in the videos as the assholes posing in the pictures. SUCK IT.
So that’s what Colin Quinn is doing with his post-career life in pic #6.
This was some funny shit… and you guys are fucking retarded for thinking they’re fake. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that the HAUNTED HOUSE was probably dark as shit and that’s why they were holding on to each other.
^^ look at the videos you dumb cunt.
Am I missing something? The videos I saw were in night vision… meaning that it was, in fact, dark as shit. Please link to something that proves I’m a dumb cunt before you open your fat fucking mouth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhIdfvLpnL4
Watch the video closely morons… when they get scared shitless… lights flash! Aka a camera flash… Thats why the pics look lit up. You people all need to go read a book your fucking retarded…
frunkis, lose the tinfoil hat. Not a good look on you.
MORONS, you’re not even reading my argument. if you go to the sites that feature the pictures there are comments from the people that went. what happens is they walk into a dark room and then all of a sudden headlights appear as if a car is coming at them. in the video its not a camera flash its the headlights. THERE IS NO CAMERA FLASH AND THE ROOM BARELY LIGHTS UP. look at these pics, it looks like every light in the fucking room is on. there is no way a camera flash lights up that room like that. and like i said you dumb cunt, the faces and “reactions” in these pictures don’t even compare to the video reactions. none of them act as scared as they do in the pictures. it’s BULLSHIT. and to whoever said “thousands of people posing for pictures” learn how to fucking count. and as someone above said, places like these DO have people pose scared so they can promote with clear quality pics. do some fucking research. and have some common fucking sense.
WATCH THE VIDEO I POSTED ABOVE!!! at the 0:06 second point somewhere in that second span you see an instant flash that quickly lights up the entire room… Thats what a camera flash looks like… haven’t you ever taken a picture in the dark???? Thats the point of the flash, to light up the entire scene the picture is in. In this case it must have been a higher powered camera with a big flash… look closely at the 0:06 second mark, you’ll see a huge white flash that comess and goes in an instant, thats a camera flash numb nuts…
First of all, you have spent waaaaaay too much time “researching” this. Second, if I cared in the least little bit that some retarded haunted house in Niagra Falls was falsifying scared pictures to promote their business, I’d probably be as outraged as you. Third, it is pretty far fetched that they would ask thousands, yes thousands, of people to come back and act like scared little pussies. Fourth, camera flashes CAN light up a small room like that. I’m done arguing with you, why don’t you kindly put back on your tinfoil hat and return to your favorite website: 911truth.org.
jesus dude, do you know how to read? go to the site where the people that actually went tell you whats going on. THEY ARE HEADLIGHTS TO MAKE IT SEEM THAT A CAR IS COMING AT YOU. not only are you now telling me its a camera flash but that all these people get that scared from a camera flash. seriously? i’m the one with tinfoil on my head and you’re telling me these people are shitting the pants over a camera flash. and yea i watched the video plus many others, and you’re trying to tell me that rooms gets as lit up in the video as it does in the pictures? (yes i know its night vision, DO YO KNOW HOW NIGHT VISION WORKS?, if the room was that lit up you wouldn’t be able to see anything WHY? BECAUSE ITS FUCKING NIGHT VISION!) you’re all fucking high, and yes i have waaaaaaaaay to much time on my hands from 6-3, don’t hate because you retarded fish frogs don’t get paid to sit on sites all day and shit on people like i do.
that being said johnnycap ain’t got shit on me. sluts.
to the moron who thinks these photos are staged, why woudl they stage so many photographs of seemingly normal people who also had no problem with coming off like a total pussy
second… look at all their eyes, they are all mad dilated because the room was dark as hell a second before the camera flashed. If that’s not the case, then they found an amazing amount of people with very dark brown eyes, not one person can you see their eye color, they all look like they have dog eyes
if you thought that people were arguing that the people in the pictures were scared of a camera flash, you truly do have something wrong with you
so nothing about the zubaz dress in 15. thats cool, i got it
i completely agree with el pres about one person a year dying each year at haunted houses. that would make it so much more scarey. kinda like roller coasters. if you knew you had a 1 in 3 million chance in dying it would make it would make it alot more interesting and make you more scared each time you go around the corner and the guy had knife in his hands
Skinny African American on the right in the Bills jacket (pic #16) looks like Tone Loc.
pres…. no way that “hot chick” in the last pic is older than 16 you big nose pedophile
oh. my. god. each and every one of you are fucking retarded. watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhIdfvLpnL4 . every time there is a fucking flash right when they all get scared. that flash is of the picture being taken, that’s why the room is bright as hell in every picture. fucking idiots
and frunkis, no one is saying theyre being scared by the camera flashing. the camera is flashing simultaneously with whatever is scaring them, it is timed up so that the picture is taken right when a reaction is supposed to occur. you might be one of the stupidest human beings on the face of the earth.
I love how pres constantly knocks on those “fat rolls.” You stupid ugly fucking shylocked nose looking motherfucker.
barstool. wtf. not funny…
That haunted house is by far the best haunted house i’ve ever been too. the whole place is completely black, you can’t see your hand in front of your face. You have to follow a red dot on the wall. the characters sneak up on you and you never see them. it takes about 15 minutes to walk through. the part where they snap your picture suprises the shit out of you. i have a picture just like that with a bunch of drunk dudes scared to hell. i wouldn’t write about it if it wasn’t the best haunted house probably in the world. i can’t remember the name but the fucking place is awesome. if you are ever in niagara falls on the canadian side i highly recommend it. also try sundowners strip club that place is the best.