Have People Heard of HeTexted.com?
So this is a hot new site right now I guess. HeTexted.com. Essentially chicks go on and post texts from guys and get advice from other chicks. I’ve been reading for like 45 minutes and am going to need a front loader to get my jaw off the floor. I’m so shocked that I actually thought it had to be fake. I mean look at these texts. Can girls not decipher what’s going on here? They just sit there flipping through Cosmopolitan magazines like they’re an Encyclopedia Britannica and uploading screenshots to random websites searching for answers? Boy have I been going about things the wrong way.
Keep fucking him. He will eventually break up with his girlfriend and come running to your window in the rain and you will have your romantic comedy moment. That’s how these situations always end.
If a girl lets a random guy fuck her in the ass that means she’s let other people do it and that’s not an image a boyfriend wants for the rest of his life. A guy will not ask a chick he sees himself staying with to put his dick in her ass. It’s a conquering thing, not a loving thing. (unless they’re married in which case the rule book goes out the window)
When it comes to girls guys are never, ever “crazy with work.” If he liked you he’d see you. If he doesn’t like you he has “work.” Simple.
This one just made me laugh out loud. You’ll have self respect in spades if you go see a guy who texts things like “yo yo yo” and calls you babe.
PS – I am totally using this emoji when I want to fuck a girl from now on. Don’t even know what it means, just love it.
go back to that site and stop writing shitty ass blogs
Dude the swirl emoji represents the swirl pattern you use with your tongue when you are spelunking down in the kitty cavern. Come on Pres, you hang out with molly, you’re a mogul, you gotta know this stuff.
barbaric
The Greek text was from Rex
So that’s the saddest site I’ve ever seen
Dammit, this was feits. *edit* Come on Feits, you drink Vita-Coco, you dress up as a Canary and stage dive, you gotta know this stuff.
This is the type of website that should be run by a couple bros. These chicks are completely clueless and oblivious.
I just assume every dude I speak to wants to fuck and everything he says is related to wanting to fuck. Makes life less complicated. Obviously this would be different if I were fat. Then I’d assume he wants to fuck someone I know probably
good find feits
yes feits, we have. We read deadspin and saw this yesterday just like you did.
Laziness of the fake jew aside, site hilarious.
dirrrtydot you said a mouthful sister.
Neil’s favorite site
way to know your audience bro. sweet blog.
WOMEN ARE INFERIOR IN MIND
so gay bro, how much u guys get paid to blast this… whatever it was, it wasnt enough bro…wasnt enough.
@YESisfubar: I thought the same thing.
And the fact that that site is run by chicks makes it retarded. How are a bunch of broads gonna give insight into a bro’s mind?
dirrrtydot,
When I asked you to do greek, I was not trying to disrespect you. I thought you were an adventurous kinda girl.
-Rex
I blame Disney, I just want to meet a hottie with a body and slightly crazy/ daddy issues. Instead you have to respond to every emoji and make grandiose plans just disappoint them with 3 inches of pain, not cool. Instead every text on this website could be answered with a simple series of questions. 1) Do you want to fuck him? 2) Does he bring the heat/mallet? 3) After you fuck him would you let your hot friends know he’s super good at sex? If you answered yes to all these questions do you girl let you freak flag fly.
Sidebar: Work never has and never will come over getting box but now the greatest leave me alone excuse to tell a girl is in turmoil. If they find out that every guy they meet at at a bar at 3am on Wed doesnt work 100 hrs a week, shit could get real real