Have People Heard of this Chat Roulette Thing?
So I’ve gotten a couple emails about this new website called Chat Roulette. Basically it’s like Russian Roulette except instead of putting one bullet in the chamber of a gun you just randomly get assigned to talk to strangers with a webcam. It can be just as dangerous though in many respects. I mean one second you could be chatting with a chick and next second you could have some dude stroking his cock. It’s fucking nuts. Anyway I decided to give it a whirl today. I didn’t even know my computer had a webcam but I clicked yes and boom there I was. So I threw on my wedding tuxedo and started chat rouletting away. Hey you only get one chance to make a first chat roulette impression right? Anyway it’s a great way to kill half an hour as long as you can avoid getting stuck with a stranger jerking off. Pretty cool betting game too. See who can get somebody to stay on the horn the longest.
OMG!! I really can’t control my laughter right now. People in my office are staring!
This could honestly be the funniest thing you have ever posted Portnoy.
Wow, great post hahaha
generic positive feedback Dave!
HAHA OMG this is the best post ever, hahah good job, i am dying laughing in the office, hahha
I was on this shit last night…super fucked up, every 5th person was in fact just a dick being beaten. Do people sit there dicks in hand armed and ready to go for whatever face pops up?
Highlights (Both negative and positive)
-fat dude with a stuffed raccoon riding him cowgirl
-cougar showing off her massive babyfeeders
-a kid hanging motionless from the ceiling
-many,many asians
Hilarious!!!!!!
LOL @ your tux! Shit is hilarious. Well done. “Your friends mustache is the balls.”
PS: Good call, homeboy does in fact look just like Phil Ivey
That is awesome. Quite the diverse group on that chat roulette thing haha
hugo boss tux
Fucking Hilarious!! Why didn’t you talk shit to the kids calling you a fag
Bravo man, you should win some type of award for this blog. Where there any hot chicks?
Just got reprimanded at work for laughing at my monitor…
Good work.
This is so funny. Top post of 2010
You can disconnect whenever you want. He called me a fag and booted. I have my hands on the print screen buttons so I couldn’t react fast enough
hahahahaha this is great
i’m fuckin DYING right now.. i’m pretty good at remaining quiet in the office, laughing steadily in short snorts through my nose. not this time. “your making it look fat” “cool thanks”
wow prez. get a job
black dude … i will give you $3 if you ever write one, original post. your comment is exactly the same as the first one. douchebag.
holy shit i got the same guy hanging from the ceiling in the green room that was fucked up
on the real, you are always on my dick Mark Price , comment like everyone else and keep it moving, you are annoying now, at first I thought it was cute you wanted to be like your big brother, god give it a rest…
That is the funniest post I’ve ever seen on the internet anywhere, I had to leave my office this is the greatest thing ever, I’m crying, holy shit that good
nothing like a dude stroking a tiny boner to make my first visit to chatroulette also my last.
I can’t stop laughing! Only February 3rd and already clear favorite for top post of the year.
Pres, you are onto something here. Milk-out-the-nose funny.
Picturing you giggling putting on the tux getting ready for these shenanegans. You should pretend to be foreign…..sorta like Borat but funny. Type in bad english with mixed metaphors. Say things like “exercise in fertility”….
i’m loving your face when the Where’s Waldo dude called you a fag.
instant classic, laughing my balls off in the office, hope no one comes in right now
on the real black dude….you are awesome.
Fucking awesome
More! I must hear more stories about this, and the screenshots are killer. Your face when he calls you a f** is priceless.
how do i get a webcam for my laptop?
Tonight’s mortal locks: LA Clippers @ Atlanta -9.5 and Portland Trail Blazers @ Utah Jazz -7.5.
Beyond awesome. Holy shit. This can be bigger than Facebook.
BTW, EP, start thinking “two birds with one stone” when the opportunity presents itself. You should have had the dentist remove the extra chin while you were in the chair. WTF?
El Pres absolutely fucking genius work. This is why we pay you Peyton Manning money, or at least give the stool enough hits to put food on your table.
fucking riot
those frogs had no idea what was going to hit them
The Stach dude!!!
Stach is the balls man! Great post.
If this is NOT a regular feature I will riot and burn down the Stool. Fucking brilliant.
response to fag shb “fags?”
Great post Obama. This shits been really blowing up in colleges lately, definitely the best way to get through a boring class (which is all of them). Bet you wished they had computers when you were at Michigan back in the dark ages
Can we get Chat Roulette Wednesdays to be a regular feature?
I can’t stop laughing.
EP,
Please screen shot the biggest set of tits you come across on ChatRoulette.
MORTAL LOCK:
bobcats +9.5 in LA
Bobcats won 5 of the last 6 against the Lakers, and haven’t lost in LA since 05′
Bet the house
“So I threw my wedding tux on” Bwhahahahhahahahaha
That is funny shit EP
True story
Whats up with the shitty TV in the background? Thought those t-shirts were bringing in $$$
haha i just went on it, first person on it was 2 cops in a dispatch, good thing i didn’t have my cock out like the guy who was the next person on
funniest website ever.
just tried it for the first time.
got a guy’s cock right in my face.
i will never try again
Last guy; ” Your sleeves are pushed up, it looks pretty awesome…”
Thumbs Up for Chatroulette Wednesdays
Best blog in a looooooong time.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. i’VE BEEN CRUISIN FOR BABES ON THERE FOR A COUPLE WEEKS NOW.
This was hilarious. Is it possible to ‘Twitter’ individual blog entries? I would if I could, but it seems that you can just send people to this site…not to a particular entry you want people to see.
funniest post ever on barstool
sitting in a 3 hour Editing class, just tried that shit. never felt more awkward in my life…
I think you’re on to something here El pres. 53 comments and not one mother fucker like me telling you you’re a douche.
no no he’s still a douche but great post for sure!
This really is so fucking funny…I am in on the Chat Roulette Wednesdays too. Perfect for the midweek before the Power Hour on Friday.
Fuck, Pres. You look stiff as a redwood. Stay outta the tux, you look like you should be going in the box…..
Funny shit, but who wants random cocks showing up on their computer screen. Maybe there’s a market for figuring out how to filter out the sausage and just show the talking tits, ass and pussy.
“You’re friends mustache”
Fail.
Gotta love asking asians “ching chang chong?” They get pissed.
I am not entirely convinced that isn’t Phil Ivey. London? What a fake name. What’s your name? San Francisco.
lmao awesome. I been using it for 2 weeks. Maybe I’ll see you on there. I saw Ashton Kutcher on it.
Also I like the suit idea. Maybe I’ll wear one and girls will show their tits to me more.
El Pres you need to do a weekly chatroulette post. these are hilarious.
Stats from my visit:
-3 guys strokin’ it
-1 chick givin’ head to two guys
-2 guys from Turkey played the clarinet for me
-384,293,992 asians
-last, and certainly not least, I watched a guy eat a bowl of coookie crisps for 9 minutes. Then again, the weed had kicked in by then so I’m sure that had something to do with the length of that session…
that was pretty funny, hats off.
Just visited the site for the first time
Strangers cam: 3 guys dancing in a room w/ pistols in hand
This is Awwwwweeesomme
the tux is hilarious. brilliant
Dang.
After my 2 minutes of research, the ratio of guys jacking off to hot chicks showing their tits appears to be a disappointing 20:1
this has to be the best blog post i’ve ever read
the french are so dumb
That site is whacked! Every time I try it people keep staring at me stroking my cock.
This shit is to funny. just checked out the site and found myself giggling like a school girl.
Was on this last night after a few bong rips, pretty freaky, I love it.
Add one more in the best post ever column. Laughed out loud for real.
this is funny i guess, but jeez…maybe you guys dot get out often or have any other source of humor in your lives than this site, cause shit aint that funny.
I saw the Jonas Brothers and immediately clicked Next
new cents i hate you
Yo I just saw the fuckin Jonas Brothers on that shit
this column almost makes me want to buy a hat its that funny.
pres, you are a genious
i mean genius, the o was there for emphasis.
talked to two girls who were wondering why everyone on the site tonight was from massachusetts…i threw out barstool sports and they went to the site and loved it…shits going global
Good post El Pres.
You inspired me to just buy 5 new shirts and a new hat. ……… from Espn/Boston.com.
I bet the Jonas Brothers on on there to look at the guys stroking their dicks.
You should hold a contest: Submit the funniest Chat Roulette screenshot.
The prize can be a shirt that the winner will never receive.
“what up”
“are you Phil Ivey”?
Fucking riot, the facial expressions kill me too!
Lord have mercy this shit is solid GOLD
That picture in the first one when you ask if the suit makes your chin look fat and the guy goes you’re making it look fat is fucking hysterical…i was laughing my balls off for a good 2 minutes…definately do this every week
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