Have People Noticed When You Google A Chick’s Name Her Feet Are Always A Top Google Suggestion?
I’ve noticed this doing Wake Ups. Pretty weird. Before breasts or butt, “feet” is always the suggestion. It’s searched that often. I thought the foot fetish crew was a pretty exclusive niche. But this many people google people’s feet that it’s a top google suggestion on a disturbing number of celebrities? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think feet are disgusting. People who find feet nauseating are just as weird as people who think they’re sexy. If a chick wants to give me a footjob then she can pop in the Happy Feet dvd and call me Dr. Scholl for all I care. But I’m not going to sit around googling celebrities tootsies and shit. Can’t imagine beating my dick to a girl playing this little piggy went to market. Need a little more sexual stimulation than a pair of toenails painted sea foam green.
PS – something something Rex Ryan.
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this could be the worst blog in the history of barstool sports
That was just flat out horrendous. Not even close to being funny.
Boobs and butt aren’t allowed in auto complete. How do you not know that?
Ever notice when you Google YouJizz and Yohji Yamamoto is the top search?
google’s search algorithm learns and displays things that you often search for. if you are often looking at pictures of peoples feet google will learn that and automatically feature more feet searches.
when I type in mila kunis feet doesn’t show up. so you pretty much just divulged told the internet you have a foot fetish
I don’t think it’s the amount of guys that are into feet… I think it’s the amount of obsession those few guys have. Anytime me and my buddies talk about girls one of our friends always brings up whether the girl has nice feet or not right away. It’s disturbing.
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by…….. just fucking nailed it. Dude, ever hear of SEO? You have a foot fetish.
so youre neil’s ghostwriter?
how long did you sit and there and try to think of something for Rex Ryan
1 youre an idiot every autocomplete is different as said above
2. quit thumbsdowing everyone who bashes you yo stupid fake jew
This blog backfired.
My favorite google autocomplete (I don’t think it does this anymore):
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Why are black people so loud?
“If a chick wants to give me a footjob then she can pop in the Happy Feet dvd and call me Dr. Scholl for all I care.”
fucking kidding me Feits?
Ask Neil.
Have people ever noticed that you stole Andy Roony’ s go to (if he were alive).
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@”…..” Then why is it that after I erase my internet history before my girlfriend comes home from yoga the next time I have four minutes to myself and type “youjizz” into the google search bar everything from “youtube” to “yojimbo” comes up? Just a question.
-Baffled in Boston
We know the only body part that grosses Feitelberg out is vagina.
Riveting blog post Shitberg. I havent commented in a while, but this compelling journalism made me stop what I was doing to comment. Well done you imbecile.
Kyleorton saved the day.
I get pretty much the same google suggestions and I am repulsed by feet, never once googled feet. Foot fetishists are psychos.
Do people still use words like; breasts and butts? Grow the fuck up, you pussy!
Join the club Feits, some say they aren’t into feet then I ask, would you be into a girl with no feet? Check and mate.
I just did every name you have here and none of them came up with feet. You sure it isn’t you? I’m betting google has just come to anticipate what you are going to put after every chick’s name. Fucking wierdo…
I tried Mila Kunis twice; once from the Google Search Bar in Firefox and once from google.com. Google.com gave me Mila Kunis tumblr (what the fuck is tumblr?), leaked, and height. Google Search Bar gave me eyes, esquire, and Ashton Kutcher, twitter, weight, ethnicity, address, and feet. Weird.