Inside Track - Red Sox [team stats] stud Nick Green and NESN Fenway honey Heidi Watney putting on a major display of PDA while out to dinner with Jacoby Ellsbury [stats] and his S.O. Kelsey Hawkins at Maggiano’s.

Does Heidi Watney think people are stupid or something?   I mean I wasn’t even going to blog about this article from the Inside Track today because I thought everybody already knew that Nick Green was plugging her.   I know I twittered that shit back in June when I first heard about it.    I just thought it was common knowledge at this point.   Even the First Lady knows Nick Green is banging her.   So what’s up with the righteous indignation when WZLX asked her about it?   Heidi, tell me you don’t like my firm, tell me you don’t like my idea, tell me you don’t like my fuckin neck tie, but don’t tell me you don’t bang the players.   I mean you’re on pace to fuck the entire team before you leave NESN.   I ain’t mad at ya, but let’s not pretend like you don’t love ballplayer cock.   Instead embrace the inner slut and let it loose.   Are you guys a couple no?  Is he balls deep every night?  Yes.

PS – Did that dude from WZLX really not know what PDA stands for?   Yikes.   Hello 20th century….