Here Is A Video Of Tony Dungy Giving Fantasy Advise Even Though He Just Heard of Fantasy Football Last Week
I don’t know why, but this video really rubbed me the wrong way. Actually check that. I know why. Because I fucking hate Tony Dungy and this video actually summed up every reason why. He’s just so fucking self righteous. Like yeah lecture me on fantasy football and who I should draft even though you’ve never played before, don’t have a team, and had never heard of it before this interview. God for bid he just shut up for once in his life and not act like hes the end all be all.
And I wasn’t going to bring up his shirt but I’m gonna. All Pro Dad? Really? Didn’t his kid commit suicide? That’s obviously a tragedy and his parenting may not have had anything to do with it, but it doesn’t even matter. Just by wearing that shirt it made me raise my eyebrows and draw the connection. And even without the tragic death it’s a pretty well known fact that football coaches are shitty parents because they work 93 hour days and travel all the time. So it just seems like you’d have to be pretty fucking arrogant to wear that shirt with his past history. All Pro dad my ass.
Too soon? A blog
Baby penises, family suicides…whats next Portly?
Cross of The Samaritans as a “Buy a Blogad!” candidate.
I heard his kid was one of Them
I cant this blog seriously because you sound like a dumbass with your title
Shank, if Pres’ blogs have you so butthurt, feel free to to cover your eyes with that tampon that’s clearly failing you at the moment.
i usually never bash pres but goddamn be a little fucking considerate. why would you bring up his kid as an example of him being a bad parent and then say ‘o but it doesnt have anything to do with his parenting’? you literally just said hes a bad parent for his sons suicide and tried to deny it in the same post.
Yeah, some father. An overbearing asshole Jesus freak who made his son feel shame and rejection because he was supposedly not straight. Tony Dungy is a piece of shit. Great job focusing your time mentoring Mike Vick, maybe if you paid attention to your son, he would still be alive today.
BTW, correct me if I am wrong, but the Colts never won shit under Dungy. Dungy was a lousy head coach. He could never build a defense, he squandered away the 2nd most talented QB in the NFL (Brady is first, fuck you all!)….. Dungy aint shit, he’s a fucking moron.
lol Thanks Fantasy Guru.. *polishing off last years Trophy
tornopen i hate dungy too but he won the superbowl with indy, and had one the best defenses of our era in tampa.
Ha ha ha. I love when pussies come to this site and say things are too much and over the top.
In other news – I fucked all of your mothers.
tornopen, I shall correct you by stating that the colts won the super bowl in 07 under him…everything i pretty much agree with
everything else*
Dead on with the All-Pro Dad thing, Pres. Certainly a tragedy, but he shouldn’t be wearing that shirt, at least out of respect for his deceased son.
Fantasy “advise”. Seriously? I really hope you do that shit on purpose.
Fuck that, I agree with El Pres on this one. Dungy was a lousy father… do some googling…. James Dungy was 18…. his father was huge in the anti-gay family movement.
Imagine your a gay kid, and your father is the head coach of one the most popular NFL teams at the time, and he is also a huge leader in the traditional anti-gay family value brigade….. How would you feel? Would you be depressed? The suicide was covered up, these linked it to “addiction to painkillers”…. seriously? What pain was he hiding? Was he depressed his own father rejected him? FUCK TONY DUNGY. Typical Jesus freak asshole!
@budderall — you’re right, I stand corrected. He still sucks ass. He played against Rex Grossman on that one….. and Peyton Manning runs that offense.
Peyton is a whiny bitch fuck, but he can run an offense better than most anyone else (except Brady).
might as well have Lawrence Taylor in front of a back drop with a “I’m Hooker/Cocaine Free” logos everywhere, probably the only way to make it more ironic than this…..
99% of the time I agree with you Pres, but this shit was way over the top. It’s a fuckin shirt for cryin aloud. To say he self righteous for wearing that is ridiculous and might be the biggest stretch I’ve ever seen. Daley, if you can connect his sons suicide to the job he did as a father, you’re a fucking idiot too. Wearing or not wearing that shirt has absolutely nothing to do with respecting the death of his son. I can’t believe I even have to address this.
I didn’t mind the howitzer thing like a lot of the tight asses that comment on here, but to rip a guys parenting skills and even speculate about if that may or may not have contributed to his son committing suicide…that’s just plain wrong. Not a single one of us has any idea what led to his son doing that. The guy’s wearing a shirt that says All-pro dad…big fucking deal. If you hate the guy, fine, but leave it at that. Bringing the death of his son up is fucking low as shit.
Um guys, All Pro dad is a foundation he heads to keep fathers in their homes and in their kids lives. It’s not some crappy shirt he got on father’s day. Other than that, yeah he’s a self righteous ass.
always someone crying about something…..how bout an MFK prez? you know, that thing you said a while ago would be a daily thing?….no? ok……
Even I think Dungy’s a self righteous ass. Leave his fucking dead son who committed suicide out of it though. No reason for it.
@jdarts85 — you are a fucking idiot. Oh, did we hurt Dungy’s feelings? Fuck that. The Brady baby fiasco was a whole other level of whatever the fuck it was. Dungy is publcly anti-gay. He stands up and makes speeches about it to fat cows in the midwest who think Jesus is their invisible buddy. Tony Dungy has lot of judgemental ignorant hate in him. He’s a fucking asshole, and a lousy father. What makes him a good father? Because he is a rich fucker who was an NFL coach once?
Tony Dungy = asshole.
tornopen, I just said I don’t even like Dungy. He is self-righteous as hell. I just don’t see how bringing up his son has anything to do with establishing that fact. Also, I’m from Cincinnati, so the New England-Indy rivalry doesn’t make me lean one way or another. I’m a Bengals fan, so my life pretty much sucks.
i fucking hate tony dungy, he looks like a fucking big eared moron
@jdarts85 – It has plenty to do. It shows his character, or lack of it. He also shows how blindly ignorant he is. You say you are from Ohio, you think those Jesus freaks got it right? We are really supposed to follow our invisible buddy Jesus around and follow the rules some bloated pastor comes up with? The rumors of his son being gay and and rejected by his father were all over the internet. If Tony Dungy showed his son the love and attention he gave to that piece of shit Mike Vick… who knows what would have happened.
Tony Dungy is a narrow minded brain washed Jesus freak. He won’t go to heaven, because heaven doesn’t exist. You just die. That’s it. the End. Stop with the fairy tales.
^ glad to see your reading of internet rumors makes you qualified to judge what kind of father this guy is.
Always interesting to see what tweaks Barstool readers. Never in a million years would I think criticizing Dungy’s parenting would get blood boiling.
jdarts – theres too much irony to just let that logo go. and i dont think Dungy is an avid stool reader so its not like we are hurting his feelings directly. the guy probably just turns the other cheek anyway…..
jdarts blew Dungy’s gay dead son
@Wicked Mr Pickett —- Of course I don’t know if he was gay, but let’s assume James Dungy was a gay teenager. Now imagine you are a gay teenagers and your father is Tony Dungy who spreads anti-gay hate and intolerance. Is that a great father? Fuck him.
Tornopen is obviously really flaming gay. Shutup already man. You are so annoying. Weren’t you the same pussy complaining about Bradys little kids wang? Fag
Tornopen, you make no fucking sense. You criticize Dungy for being intolerant of gays in one breath, and then you blast him for being Christian in the next. I guess tolerance is a one way street for guys like you, though.
@Mike Felger — I blast his Christianity because it spreads intolerance and hate. I am not making this up, he is well known for his anti-gay stance. You can go and believe whatever you want, it’s a free country.You make no sense, these ultra conservative Christians are mean and nasty if you don’t fit withing their confines of acceptable.
Let’s make one of two assumptions here:
#1: James Dungy was not gay — then everything I said was wrong, and I am just unknown asshole who likes to rant on barstool.
OR
#2: James Dungy was gay — did having a high profile father who would preach anti-gay family values help him? Fuck no.
I am basing my argument on #2. If James Dungy was gay, Tony Dungy was a lousy father.
If he wasn’t gay, then, like I said, I am just some ranting asshole on barstool making shit up.
@GayGayReddick — El Pres made a fool of himself on baby gate. Fuck that noise. that’s old news.
Tornopen must be his assholes name. And yes it is still hypocritical to blast Christians for their perceived intolerance with intolerant behavior from yourself.
I guess they don’t fit into your preconceived notion of what socially acceptable is therefore it’s ok to hate them. Oh wait…
turnopen with impeccable logic. im basing my argument on whatever supports it. if im wrong fuck me. look i dont really care but i just dont think pres should have mentioned it and then pulled it back in the same post. and turnopen you prob just should have said if dungys kid is gay and dungy is antigay hes an asshole at the beginning instead of clarifying later
Call me whatever you want. Tony Dungy is a scumbag. He preaches hate and intolerance. I was born and raised Christian, went to Christian private schools. So I have been through all the bullshit teachings ten times over.
I spent most of my life listening to the endless stream of bullshit from these people. It’s a fucking fairy tale. A complete abstract delusion. Fuck, this, it’s 5pm I am getting the fuck out of my cube.
@tornopen, touched by a priest in Catholic school? Don’t let them lie, yes it was your fault.
tornopen was diddled by a priest. what a loser. Relax bro its Christianity, we aren’t talking about muslims here. The Bible preaches more good than bad (forgiveness, kind to your neighbor all that bullshit) its just the retards that take some little passage and translate it into what they want to make it say that is bad. same with the muslims but instead of blowing themselves up they are saying hurtful words to flamers
not to get into some religious debate but im pretty sure Christians sent armies of dudes across the world forcing others to convert to their religion or be slaughtered back in the day. not exactly typifying forgiveness and kindness to your neighbor but whatever. you’re a loon if you believe in fairy tales anyway….
Haha @Turnopen every one of your comments just gets dumber and dumber. You started off real well by saying how Dungy never won anything in Indy except a Super Bowl, and apparently you just started watching football because Gruden won a Super Bowl in ’02 with his team. You know the defense with Derrick Brooks, Ronde Barber, and Warren Sapp to name a few, but of course you don’t. Then to make it worse your bragging about how your went to christian schools and have some moral high ground to preach to the stoolie nation like we actually care what you think.
Your calling Tony Dungy a self-righteous asshole but you seem like a self-righteous cock sucker yourself. And don’t lie you don’t work in a cubicle, you have been sitting at your local public library the last hour writing up comments.
Tornopen got AIDS from Dungys gay, dead son.
Thanks for the advice, Dungy. Too bad there’s no way you’re getting all 3 guys in your draft you dumb motherfucker.
@by… Did you miss the parts in the bible where they describe where you can get slaves from and how much you are allowed to beat them? The part where if an unmarried virgin is raped the rapist has to pay her father 50 sheckels and then marry her? The parts where god orders his people to destroy entire cities and countries, except when he tells his soldiers to keep the virgin females for themselves. The part where two bears appear and kill 42 children who made fun of a bald prophet. And of course the part where your loving god kills every living thing on the planet (except for Noah’s crew) in the great flood.
Not that any of this bs happened, but if you are going to claim the so called good parts of the bible you have to take ownership of all of it. Of course it’s funny how little most christians actually know about their own holy book. Luckily for you atheists are here to help fill in the gaps in your knowledge.
“…even though you’ve never played before…”
Not fer nuthin, but Dungy did play. I believe he was a DB.
(defensive back, not douche bag. although he is one now…)
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