Barstool Summer Shows Now On Sale….
Ok a bunch of Summertime shows just went on sale. Unfortunately the Nantucket show got cancelled even though we bent over backwards to make sure everybody understood what it was before we booked it. Apparently that wasn’t good enough. +21 shows aren’t allowed on Nantucket. Whatev. I’ll still be on island. We still have our reservations. I still have a house for our idiot employees that I can’t get refunded on. So now what? Should we just throw an impromtu all ages blackout that nobody knows is coming? I guess that’s what the cops are looking for us to do? It’s almost like they are leaving us no choice.
Tickets on sale Friday at Noon and we’ll have all the links for you to bookmark before then.
June 7th – Myrtle Beach House of Blues (Tickets on Sale Friday 5/18 at Noon)
June 15th – Barstool Summer Cruise Boston (Tickets on Sale Now)
June 23rd –Myrtle Beach House of Blues (Tickets on Sale Friday 5/18 at Noon)
July 14th – Location To Be Announced Monday, May 21st
July 19th – Hampton Beach, NH at Wallys (Tickets on Sale Friday 5/18 at Noon)
god bless hot chicks and alcohol plus loud music! summertime rules!
Good, this gives your readers plenty of time to stock up on the Rohypnol!
Im oozeing in anticipation for the secret location
Are you serious with Nantucket? It seems like a transparent publicity stunt, because everyone already knows that shit won’t fly there, but you’ll inevitably bitch when the town shuts you down.
Portnoy, you are 39 years old and should not be excited about these low budget hootenannies. The only person that has been counting down the minutes til the summer tour begins is Renee who has been yearning for dick from strange men
brougherty – time to quit the bold trolling. comment section is for continued smut spreading, not for heightening already stressful work days
brougherty, youre such a faggot, shut the fuck up.
You guys are kiss asses. brougherty: that was HILARIOUS!!
BRING THIS TO THE SOUTH! half of the smokes are from bama/uf/miami/gerogia/SEC country. you think we wont attend cheap/dirty sex parties?
ROLL TIDE!!!!
Pageviews youve got to do something about the Philly site its terrible .. I’ll click on it sometimes just for the story headline and then wish I had that minute of my life back
Just make sure everyone knows about the strict dress code at wallys. Wallys is a place where the cultural elite go to see and be seen. It’s like the Lourve of hampton beach. Just pure class.
broughertyhas to be the new biggest joke on here
Are we really in for a whole summer of Blackout Bullshit????????
most of coastal kids won’t be there in june…hope you enjoy the locals w 4 teeth
@kris10, when are you going to show me those nice tits?
@broughtery and @upside down are the same person, fuck em
If you still think this site is “By the common man, for the common man”, you’re a fool. Cant wait when no one goes to these things because school is out and 21 yr old dweebs dont have $50 of mom and dads money to waste. The rest of you can quit hanging on this creeps dick, because all he sees is $$$$$$$$
the blackout tour will end with portnoy behind bars. if its not because of an 18 year old dying of an ecstasy overdose, it will be for a “crime of passion” when he finds out that renee is getting deepdicked by the guy at the audi dealership.
Find work stressful? Masturbate under your desk. Boom.
No Jersey?