Here Is The Time Inside Edition and Lisa Guerraro Tried To Make Me Look Like A Chump
Kind of funny they only took like 2 seconds of my interview with Lisa Guerraro. We talked for at least an hour and it was heated as fuck. If Inside Edition ever aired the full unedited full version it would be Emmy award winning stuff. Like I was legit fired up at multiple points during this thing.
Lisa Guerraro – Would you want your daughter to attend a blackout party?
Me – No. But I wouldn’t want my daughter to dress in her underwear and do the weather or pose in Playboy either.”
Get out of here with that righteous shit Guerraro. You ain’t no feminist. The feminists who hate me hate you too….
PS – I can’t embed the Chronicle interview but if you want to watch that one here is the link
hahahah they called BarstoolU popular
pres the starfish swag is not a good idea for this interview. should have gone well-dressed. being the well-dressed, classy looking guy who throws the baddest fucking party around is an awesome look.
Maybe pictures of nude babys and rape should be one of those easy to see things to avoid. Kind of like driving into 5 feet of water to see if your car can make it through…just trying to help.
I must give it to you Pres… thats pretty fucking funny. Plus the fact they wouldnt even show the full interview. Such Primidanas over there at6 NBC
Yeah you should stay in the starfish. You don’t want to look like Joe Francis.Also you are fat
Where can I get that tanktop
you had to figure they would chop this interview up to make you look like the bad guy. You win either way with added publicity. Should of said well lisa if you read the whole article instead of taking one sentence out of context you would understand i wasnt being serious and was making a joke.
hahahahaha SHe said “It’s all the rage”- KFC
Yawn
dude the look on your face as she reads you the quote is fucking hilarious. “I stand by that, I think it’s a funny joke.” Classic, this bitch needed to change her tampon.
anyone know where i can view the chronmichle thing on my phone?
“we don’t try to push the envelope.” fuck. off. dude.
EP – That is awesome. Way to stand by your comments. Im going to go find a size 6 in skin tight jeans and teach her a lesson against her will, since you said its okay.
Pageviews needs to parlay his blogging bravado into a reality TV show. Dude kills it on camera every time. Furthermore, I love that people see David Portnoy and El Pres as the same person.
she was like bashing on elpres, oh his dingy basement office that looks like a dirty college room haha, FUCKING PLAYED SON
PS if you were a real BOSS of BOSSES, you could have said you invited Jenna, thank you very much
This is frigen hilarious. Comes to work in a tanktop! Office looks like a dorm room!
Oh my goodness you cunt Lisa Guerrero. You are a former cheerleader that lucked out and got to be on TV. If not you’d be addicted to meth and working at the Olympic Garden in Vegas. Or selling oranges by the highway.
And for the last time – rape jokes are hilarious. Just don’t ask my dog.
haha “do you know how offensive that is”
ep- NO
Dingy office. That’s putting it nicely.
Someone needs to run a barstoolsports death pool.
I don’t condone rape…but if you are 50 lbs overweight and are wearing a purple starfish tank top you are asking for it.
Shes begging to be raped.. i can see it all over her face.
Barstoolu sucks dick. Funny fucking quote to read to you though.
I love how all these ass hats always bring up the rape joke. Also these douches always want to say the girls put themselves at risk and never once say “well as you can see there are rapes and fights and destruction at your shows. We know that as fact” ” oh wait that’s not at blackout shows? That’s what happens when menino throws free concerts? Shit our bad. Sorry mr portnoy”
For the Chronicle piece, the DirecTV guide had you listed as “David Portnoid.” Made me laugh.
Why do you have an office again?????
your piece of shit computer is really impressive too
Wow how heavily did they edit that interview?
Bro if ur gonna rock that fucking shemedium tanktop on tv the least you could do is trim up that sweater vest .. Gross
Damn Pres, I think you made the Big Cat wet in that interview with The Chronicle
Mom’s basement is looking sweeeeet.
in all honesty blackout partys put men at way more risk, the risk of rubbing you dick up agianst another guy dressed in neon. I have nightmares about that shit
Good stuff. To think back 5 years ago that you’d be all the rage around college towns is unreal. You may look and act like a creep but you’ve done well for yourself.
All this coming from a skank who was forced to whip out her milk melons when her MNF sideline reporter career shit the bed. She can suck it.
5/10/2012; Wake up w/ Lisa Guerraro.
It’s a shame they quoted you out of context. Oh wait, no context, it is an interview.
Did you rape her? She looked like she was asking for it.
hahaha oh man this is great. Nice dingy office! How the hell are you going to get sued if you can’t even afford a maid!
50 for wearing that god awful tank top during an interview with a cunt that was attempting to set a very serious tone. Everyone needs to lighten up in this country. I really am sick of this type of shit.
Damn… They just made you look awful to anyone who watched that and doesn’t read the Stool…
Can someone throw a link up for the iphone?
These parties are dangerous for young women. Kay’s outside waiting with his van.
Hey Lisa, You’re a CUNTBAG. I hope this message finds you.
HAHA youre such a dick, nice pinnie though
Everyone needs to google Lisa Guerrero naked trust me it’s worth it
@kris10 , do you want to clean my house , $50 but in thongs, let me know
my mother would disown me
In the 90s, I remember going to raves in barns in New Hampshire, empty warehouses in Taunton. I have older friends who did it in the 70s and 80s.
Fuck, I once even went to a rave in a fucking cornfield in upstate NY. The guy running rave owned the farm (well his parents did)… his parents were on some tropical vacation or some shit. They make it sound like El Pres invented Raves. That cornfield rave was actually one of the craziest parties I ever been to. People fucking all over the place, just find a spot in the cornfield, and go nuts. They had the sound system and gas generators up on tractors blasting tunes.
Aren’t all of the blackout parties are in bars and clubs, the only difference is, they add blacklights. The music is the same shit, techno house shit. What’s the big fucking deal?
How is a blackout party different than any night in a crowded nightclub? (besides the blacklights).
Will I am not you are a cheap fuck 50 bucks for a house? Maybe if you live in a studio. Shit I would pay her 200 to do my house but she wouldn’t do it because she hates me
If you watch it without sound, it looks like they are hyping the shit out of the parties
@G-Dub — fucking brilliant… we need a wakeup with Lisa G yesterday
You guys want to be somewhere I have already been?
Straight fire
you have to give pres some respect… starfish swag, straight-faced during the rape joke call-out, every BO party sold out. #bossmoves
Where was all this public outcry during the MTV Spring Break years? And aren’t these people aware that this shit goes on in hundreds of exotic destinations every March/April? Get with the program.
mom jeans to the rescue…
prez, your such a boss i cant even stand it. Where can i see the full interview?!?!
@davemacinnh why does @kris10 hate you ? and $50 is a starting point, i was gonna get her down to $25 bro, thanks for fucking up my tactic, ps i can get a brazilian lady to do it for $35 real talk
Man that rape comment keeps comin back to haunt like that fatty you cranked in grade 8.
Give it a rest people
Well played David, they’re gonna fuck you on the edit of the interview anyway
No…………awesome
your voice is wicked gay and flamboyant in the beginning of that chronicle interview
@Williamnot comments of every fucking blog. Such a squid I cant even stand it. Go get a life man, seriously youre a joke.
“do you understand how offensive that is” “no, i obviously don’t” FUCKIN HARDO!! love it.
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you should have asked that bitch if she remebers posing in bikinis for maxim and shit. fuckin fraud bitch, thinks shes legit now. fuck that broad
barstool u? WHAT IS THAT!? why are they always after you for rape prez? i bet that bitch thinks shes gonna win the lawsuit based on the lines of rape. size 6, skimpy clothes=rape…i see the humor, cuz if you a size 10 you aint gettin raped…youre getting punched and made fun of!! fuck these people man, no one can take a joke. this website gets me through my bullshit day of work. end of story. blackout all the way, its better than a strip club!! Stro, where you at rape brotha? lets rent a house back at the stomping grounds and let the rituals begin, i got a nice van now too…….
Get off Portnoy, shit was awesome. Keepin it tight real like you do. Ive seen pretty much every clip of every Blackout-wherever that you throw up on your site and i think to myself, that aint my style, shits wack but good for Pres…….But THAT mix they just played on National TV was a game changer for the tour. Fuck these dudes spooging hate, play on.
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WilburHam, fuckin hilarious bro.
BlackDude, i need you to admit to me that Davey broke your heart bro. And that your not really black.
rangers rollin 99 , thanks for reading all my comments
@goddy77 , im black jesus, ask elpres, i have pic with him, go look on my facebook page, its under black dude or my fan page, black dude, i took a pic with him jackass
Davey broke my heart? he broke your heart? confused
inside edition might be the worst show on tv. its literally ‘news’ for retards
Where I can I watch the full insider edition interview?
Blackdude, I dont do the facebook thing bro. I see you on Twitter tho with face painted up white. You gotta throw that pic on twitter and prove that shit to me bro. Havent seen Pres in 20 sum years bro, just supportin his cause by fuckin around with ya’ll in the comments. Im gettin at you right now on twitter for that proof homie.
“Crude, sexist, vulgar, and sophomoric.”
I’d say that sums it up pretty well. Nice little blurb to promote the site really.
@goddy77, i though you said you were his boy, i thought you guys hung on and shit, so i have seen elpres more times than you, great
Yeah i blanked out my face, cant have you fucking yahoo’s knowing my real twitter and real facebook page haha, elpres will tell you, he said i was actually normal when he met me, its cuz im the fucking man bro, u following me on twitter? I need to actually use that thing, gonna go ham on it tonight
Lisa Guerrero likes tacos y burritos!
Prez just rockin the starfish swag, shutting bitches up on national TV. Viva la Stool!
@4lisaguerrero on Twitter. Make it rain. She looks like she’s asking for it in her profile pic.
Fuck yeah pres
Love how this holier than thou twat acts offended at a rape joke when we all know she had to suck more dick than John Travolta to get to where she is
Lisa Guerrero naked google it people who ever mentioned maxim hasn’t even seen the half of it.
Will I am not shit sorry for fuckin up your roll. She hates me because I called her out on being chunky in her twitter picture
Jesus Christ i just said “bro” like 5 times. The fuckin Stool is gettin to me. Fuckers.
hahahaha fucking epic. Love the comeback PRes
is she related to Vickie Guerrero?
Fucking classic. “No I obviously don’t.”
where’s Dro with his tire iron?
davemac… never said I hated ya. You’re just plain dumb.
On what planet is this considered news? What ever happened to objective journalism? You should sue these people for slander
I’m not dumb kris I’m just insensitive
And that is why we were meant for each other.
T-Shirt Idea
FEMINISM on the front and on the back “No, I obviously don’t get it”.
Give me your money.
For what its worth, I want to fuck Amanda44′s brains out.
Just watched all of the Chronicle interview. Big Cat must have been wearing depends, because she probably came a gallon in her panties. Very moist.
the uncunting of LG.
I think this all boils down to Lisa Guerrero is pissed that she doesn’t have a sweet Barstool nickname like “Big Cat” to get her moist at night.
@davemacinnh @kris10 @stro, should we all meet up for drinks and run a train on kris10?
what is her twitter handle, i want to follow her
@blackdude kris10 is going to run train on herself? I guess you could call masturbating that. I must be a certified Conductor now.
Ain’t that the truth @Numero Two because I’m currently blowing the steam whistle.
Will you just typed it but she never writes on that one it’s obviously a second account
@number two, glad your commenting now bro , but was saying myself, david and stro should run a train on her, im sure she is down, chicks who read and comment on the stool probably want to fuck the real stars of barstool
hmmm just found a porno spread on this biatch….http://beautiful-women-athlete.blogspot.com/2008/11/lisa-guerrero-playboy-gallery.html
so i drank like 4 cups of coffee at work, just went and pissed, shit smelled just like the coffee, ps i dont drink coffee like that, shit disturbed me alot
Will she would never let me fuck her. Even though she would love it she would never let me do it
if davemac ever meets up for a train ride, id turn that train around and run his ass over
This is getting really weird by the way.
sucks, ill let yow know how it is after i fuck her, is she kris10 on twitter?
A+
LMAO, DaveMac on twitter, u just made my cry laughing bro
@kris10, are we still fucking? we can let stro film it, deal?
So much hatred kris all I said was you weren’t skin and bones and you have a little meat in you. Nothin wrong with a little meat.
Cry laughing how so dude?
davemacinnh, haha have to give it to you, you can back pedal like a motherfucker bro, ill find you on twitter i guess
Picture of the t shirt storage room would have been gold.
Oh yeah, nude posters of her on the wall for the interview would have set the right tone.
That just made my fucking day. At Blackout ESU rape was condoned.
Holy fuck the end of that interview got me. ”You think rape is funny?”
Worthless ass white people. This is the reason why the leaders of this country have to import high skilled immigrant labor. Pieces of shit thinking you are the “noble white race.”
http://i2.listal.com/image/311434/936full-lisa-guerrero.jpg
Martian who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you talking about
stro wont be able to just film…this thread of comments is getting wierd and uglier by the moment lol
Davemac, the fuckin “hack newscast, nakedness” tweet. i burst out laughing when i saw that lol
Got alot more respect for Pres after this exchange: “Do you know how offensive that is?…No, I obviously don’t.” Haha well done..And PS, that cunt is a cunt
Anyone else have a boner?
viva la fucking stool
He just raped that bitch right in front of her mind fucked the shit out of her and couldnt give two shits. Respect to Portoney “I think its a funny joke and i stand by that” Lady “You condone rape do you know how disrespectful that is” hahaha shut the fuck up cunt
A+++++,++, one more +, blog.
starfish swag for days
BLACKOUT TOUR = FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY NOW
Davey Pageviews, I dig your style. Keep it up. Who cares if they take only 2 seconds of your interview, even bad press is good press in your biz.
what is the song from 0:38-0:44 seconds please get back I need that song
Any publicity is good publicity.
LOL, funny stuff. You gots hair plugs, Pres??
how’s the line of people looking to buy this blog / event / t-shirt empire doing?
schnoze gets on stern, gets reamed. gets on inside edition, looks like a scumbag rape is funny
Lisa Guerraro – Would you want your daughter to attend a blackout party?
Me – No. But I wouldn’t want my daughter to dress in her underwear and do the weather or pose in Playboy either.”
I wish we could see a clip of this exchange.
Guerraro is definetly rapable herself. http://beautiful-women-athlete.blogspot.com/2008/11/lisa-guerrero-playboy-gallery.html
Why don’t you film every interview and throw it up on the site unedited?
“Dingy office”…Bro like i said before, hire a fuckin maid or something. Step your game up.
hahaha no look when you walk by the camera pres
next time tell her blackout does not mean black out til you get raped. Tell her it means all blacks have to get out ..it’s racist. feel better now bitch?
Just be happy they didn’t bring up the baby dick pictures.
Nice dress you hook nosed faggot.
Your creepy demeanor just increased antisemitism by a good 10-15%. Way to go Portnoy.
I want really bad to see this whole interview.
Anybody still think Jenna makes more money than Pres by making Youtube videos? Get the fuck outta here…
Just the still shot of you sitting in the fancy interview room with the Starfish swag on is hilarious. That said, this interview really pissed me off. It was obviously good publicity for you, but at the same time it was such a typical hatchet media job where “news” is turned in to whatever they think the general population wants to hear most. There are few things in this world that piss me off more than bullshit like that. I hope whoever edited that piece gets hit by a bus.
Seriously I went thru the trouble of making a username just to say:
YOUR FUCKIN AWESOME!!! THAT CUNT CAME IN WITH THE INTENTIONS OF SHITTING ON YOU AND YOU JUST ATE THAT SHIT!!!
Kinda dissapointing how clueless people can be, clearly its a fuckin rave were all tryin to roll and fuck….
Holy out of context batman!
Pres, I don’t think you’d find that joke funny if your mother, wife, or daughter was ever raped.
Get a clue, you fucking nitwit.
looks like Toads Place every Saturday
First of all, just gotta say that I started crying laughing the second I saw that you wore your Starfish Swag T-shirt to the interview, PRES FOR THE WIN!
And I’m also sick of these news people trying to give you shit for these parties. They are acting as if your parties are the kind with this type of atmosphere, meanwhile parties like Dayglow and crazy ragers get the pass. I think the only reason why they are making such a big deal outta your parties over others is because you talk about rape, which are jokes that I find hilarious but it really rubs bitches like Guerrara the wrong way. Unfortunately, I think the only way to get these uptight people off your ass is by backing away from those jokes.
Well played Pres. Mad respect to you. You are a gangsta and you know it!
Fuck that filthy twat of a reporter, college kids get blackout drunk whatever they are doing. It’s life! I have seen college students pregame and drink during a taping of The Price Is Right. Lets ban that shitty show instead. One thing Prez, get your head in the game, you should have had Devlin or Fietelberg’s derelict ass there taping the whole thing or refuse the interview.. That reporter just needs a good deep dickin’ like all uptight slags..
Lisa is asking to get jizzed on
anyone have the link for the interview??
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