It’s tough in life to genuinely and truly not give a fuck but I’m pretty sure that pissing and crushing a can of duster on the bus like you’re fucking Towelie from South Park is as close as you can get. Dude is just doing his thing and nothing is gonna get in his way. Not his pants around his ankles, not the bitch behind the camera nagging him, not the bus steps. OK, well maybe the bus steps might present a bit of a problem. But there’s no doubt in my mind he got right back up, took another big rip of keyboard cleaner and went right back to raging. I can tell a true party animal when I see one.

ALL I DO IS HUFF AND PARTY! ALL I DO IS HUFF AND PARTY!