(Herald) — James Blunt says he’s quitting the music industry and has no plans to write any more music. “I haven’t got any plans to do more songwriting,” Blunt, who has sold 18 million albums, said. “I have been chilling out since I finished my world tour and I’ve spent a lot of time in Ibiza, where I have a villa.” The 38-year-old former soldier hit it big after his debut album Back To Bedlam sold six million copies.

Which I guess is a lot like me saying I choose to not have sex with the hottest girl in the bar every night. Totally love this move. I find, that if you set a goal, sometimes you might not reach it. Much better to just do nothing for a while, make an excuse or two, and ride off into the sunset. Goodbye, my lover