Hey Big Cat….Get Off Me! Signed Bieber
“Hey Big Cat….Yoked Enough For You?”
“Hey Big Cat…Hot enough for you?”
“Hey Big Cat… Too Futuristic For You?”
So Big Cat absolutely obliterated the Biebs today. Just tore him a new asshole. In fact he was so convincing and so elegant that he almost had me doubting myself. He almost got me to change my mind and jump ship on The Biebs. And then I remembered something. Everything he said was a lie. Listen if somebody disagrees with me I’m fine with it, but you can’t just make shit up. I mean his whole shtick boiled down to 3 things. #1 Bieber needs to hit the gym. #2 He’s a pussy because he didn’t fuck anybody at the VS fashion show. #3 His clothing is too futuristic.
First of all Big Cat Biebs is jacked. Get a clue and start following his twitter page. He only uploads twit picks of himself pumping iron every two seconds. Bro practically lives in the gym. Second of all it’s a known fact that he fucked Barbara Palvin after the Victoria Secret fashion show. So I’m not sure how that qualifies as him doing nothing about every chick sweating him. Oh and that part about how he looks like a gay super villain from 2095? Umm yeah he does. That’s the best thing you can say about a performer. (Reference MC Hammer) He looks like he’s from the future. For all we know he is from the future. That’s how ahead of his time he is. Seriously I don’t even know what we’re talking about here? Lies on top of lies on top of lies. So do me a favor Big Cat and stick to finding out how tall people are and leave the real journalism to the pros.
Is he trying to hide the fact that he still wears diapers?
edge to big cat
If you think that is “jacked” you need to re-evaluate your life
I thought this website was going straight there for a minute…nope El Presidentgay strikes again.
Preach jew!
what straight guy follows bieber on twitter
I just hope to God this obsession with Bieber is really just a joke. I usually get the sarcasm from pres but this is getting borderline creepy. This kid is clearly a fag who any stoolie and or 5 year old girl could beat the shit out of. He can’t sing worth a shit, I’ll generally give credit where it is due, but this kid is essentially one small step up from those jackoffs on jersey shore. Lets cut this Bieber shit out man. It was somewhat funny at first, it’s just gay now.
Ya – he’s jacked like that five year old that Neil posted earlier. Straight up 112 lbs soaking wet of pure shred. Probably has the same diet as those VS models.
All I know is big cat wouldn’t censor the comments section and lock it like a little bitch when daddy called and complained about his little princess sucking cock.
Viva la big cat! Viva la revolution!
Gotta give it to pres on this one. Bieber looks good. He did look like a fag standing next to those models yesterday but I blame that futuristic shit he was wearing.
whats up with that surprised face when hes taking pics with chicks?
^It’s cuz her thumbs in his butt.
only dickheads take self pictures and thats a fact
and girls
Big Cat is a bit jealous he’s never spoken to girls Biebs brushes off
1. he weights 105 lbs and has no body fat on him
2. he dresses as if he were trying out for n sync
3. his hair sucks
4. pull your pants up
jury is out on this little dweeb. although, a solid ass kicking and trip to the real world could do wonders for him.
I don’t trust anyone with an innie bellybutton. Point BigCat
Two paragraphs defending the Biebs? You sweating it, bro?
pres 90% of your blogs literally make me sick
i’ve had enough of this beiber shit. it’s just too gay now
Biebs is a fuckin boss…fast trackin it to be the next JT. That said, BigCat murders Pres in almost all ways, might be time for the old man to hang em up and leave the funnies to the funny…wah wah blackout wah wah buy my terrible merch wah wah smokes on top of smokes wah wah
chill
is that blue steel in the third pic?
if thats the result of hitting the gym everyday then he’s doing it wrong
None blocked out pics of the photo booth blowjob …. Figured Neil would wanna see the dick
http://oi50.tinypic.com/v4pkk4.jpg
None blocked out pics of the photo booth blowjob …. Figured Neil would wanna see the dick
http://oi50.tinypic.com/v4pkk4.jpg
Big Cat is the best blogger on BS. Only a matter of time until bignose kicks him out out of jealousy
Predictable and unfunny comeback attempt.
I just spit out your grandmothers gefilte fish and I wasn’t even eating any.
I browse this site on my phone in traffic. One day I’m going to crash and die, and my obituary will say something along the lines of “Died while looking at photos of Justin Beiber with no shirt on”. Thanks Portnose for making my family and friends think I’m gay
EP’s blogs are like Rex Ryan press conferences. He just keeps saying the same shit every time and it’s not nearly as entertaining as it used to be.
SYKES RULES
hey syke rules go find bougherty and make a suicide pact with him
brougherty*
Jesus pres NSFW can’t just start posing lesbians on your site without warning.
oleg… if you have an outie bellybutton you were probably born in Africa
which one of those tats do you picture yourself nutting on pres?
Man jew gay internet 2 millionaires suck. Just waiting for Mr Ed to come horse rape their wife again. While he watches
Fire El Pres! Give barstool boston to Neil.
I love barstool, but I’m about done coming to this site because of this shit. For fucks sake enough already.
“Reference MC Hammer”? how’s things for the Hammer? those Jetson outfits didnt really carry him for the long haul
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Typical El Prez, blogging about two Dudes, who cares get a life! I really do wonder about your orientation sometimes!
am I the only person who thinks bieber looks exactly like ellen DeGeneres?
I think Beibs inseam is compensating for something.
pres stop posting this shit. this isn’t teen glamour.
can you stop posting shit about this fairy already?
So pres is officially gay…..anybody want to gang bang the first lady?
i am starting to suspect that the only reason prez hired neil is because he remind him of beiber. ps they are both skinny little fags.
but enough about this… let’s talk about that Boston smoke and her expansive front porch
I know it has already been posted, but lets make sure this link gets on all Prez’ blogs to show him were not taking this shit! https://i.groupme.com/da3a120020bd013033f1123138156572
elpedo strikes again…
Big Cat needs to be put it in his place. The guy thinks he’s special. He only looks good because he writes next to Neil. Being better than Neil doesn’t make you great. You can be a total fucking disaster and be better than Neil.
Pres, Lambert just called and said stop being a giant fag.
this isn’t funny anymore
Rev, Big Cat is the best writer on Barstool now and it’s not even close. I came to that conclusion after reading his Bieber blog today.
No fucking way. I made this account as a joke a long time ago but it’s speaking volumes now.
blog off
He better of been smashing that victoria secret pussy u crazy! Sadly i peeped his gloves from bigcats shit and guaransheed he didn’t
He better of been smashing that victoria secret pussy u crazy! Sadly i peeped his gloves from bigcats shit and guaransheed he didn’t
He better of been smashing that victoria secret pussy u crazy! Sadly i peeped his gloves from bigcats shit and guaransheed he didn’t
He better of been smashing that victoria secret pussy u crazy! Sadly i peeped his gloves from bigcats shit and guaransheed he didn’t
He better of been smashing that victoria secret pussy u crazy! Sadly i peeped his gloves from bigcats shit and guaransheed he didn’t
He better of been smashing that victoria secret pussy u crazy! Sadly i peeped his gloves from bigcats shit and guaransheed he didn’t
He better of been smashing that victoria secret pussy u crazy! Sadly i peeped his gloves from bigcats shit and guaransheed he didn’t
He better of been smashing that victoria secret pussy u crazy! Sadly i peeped his gloves from bigcats shit and guaransheed he didn’t
He better of been smashing that victoria secret pussy u crazy! Sadly i peeped his gloves from bigcats shit and guaransheed he didn’t
He better of been smashing that victoria secret pussy u crazy! Sadly i peeped his gloves from bigcats shit and guaransheed he didn’t
He better of been smashing that victoria secret pussy u crazy! Sadly i peeped his gloves from bigcats shit and guaransheed he didn’t
Damn my bad! Mod that shit son! WordPress glitchy as fuck
@drew420 it’s not a glitch, your just a fucking idiot who hits post comment 11 times.
Holy Shit that smoke, the rest of this is just noise.
Fuck this Canadian peckerhead. Kid dresses like marty mcfly’s son from back to the future 2.
Pres, I would say your dog/Bieber/Lambert/Gronk obsession stopped being funny a long time ago, but to be honest, it was never funny to begin with
Pres whats goin on? Gotta find that balance man.
Pres just wants to put his giant ass nose up against Biebers asshole
such a small dick, so small
Not gonna lie this bieber blog was fucking hilarious…. That said If i ever see bieber ever, Im going to beat the fuck out of him… like wearing his pants like that at the gym… lifting shirtless…this kid is a total ball bag…
wait a minute…. bieber has that same issue as andy milinakals and gary coleman
BIEBER = GARY COLEMAN
Pull your fucking pants up!!!!!!
I don’t know how anyone can justify liking someone douchey enough to tweet pictures of themselves lifting, let alone shirtless lifting.
dave your bieber shtick thing is like a bad snl reoccurring character that doesn’t know when to quit. unfunny, man, unfunny.
prez, you know how i know you’re gay? you bought one of those justin beiber sex dolls as a joke for one of your friends but then kept it and it has become your mistress that renee has yet to find out about. and you’re just a big fag in general
El Presidente, stick to what you do best, finger-popping your asshole to twit-pics of Biebs and leave the funny blogging to the work horses (Big Cat), dig?
Don’t fuck with the Cat, you phone-covering, cargo short wearing, big nosed, wack ass cracker.