And right here is why Ivy League schools get no respect when it comes to the smut game. Whole world went into a tizzy last week because some frumpy broad decided to fuck herself in the law library a little bit.

I mean c’mon. Wasn’t even that good. She wasn’t hot and neither were her techniques. Now we got this broad. A high risk masturbater and a 10 out of 10. Pulling out all the stops. A state school 10 who fucks herself at 30,000 ft then sucks her finger is better than the 6 who knows what torts and treaties are every day of the week. Didn’t even have to go Ivy to learn that math.

NSFW vid after the jump