Hey Kid, You Just Got Wet Willied!
There were a lot of emasculating moves in childhood. Swirlies (if they even existed? Or were they just an urban legend? I never saw one. Honestly. No, I swear to god. I’M SERIOUS!), wedgies, dead legs, ear flicks, titty twisters… the list may be endless. But a wet willie on live TV while your school president/pastor discusses the new Pope from inside a church may be the worst. Can’t react at all. Just gotta sit there and wear that soggy ear canal like a bitch.

Well said
I thought the kid was gonna give the priest a wet willy, even though that’d probably earn him a one-way ticket to hell. Props to the receiver for not yelling “what the fuck!”
PS: News anchor chick can get it.
well done feits
It would have been better if the priest stuck his cock in his ear.
I’ll give you a fucking swirlie today
@waver, don’t know why, but I chuckled at that
YEAH PREP
you gotta dig a wet willie in there, that kid was playing just the tip
“Just gotta sit there and wear that soggy ear canal like a bitch”
First time I have laughed out loud on this site in a very very long time. Surprised it came from you feits, nice work.
Prep face don’t lie
Dead legs were the worst.
fire Jmac
This will be a pussification story tmro when the kid gets expelled. Hilarious
Make you humble, good one you fuckin queer. Thought u were grounded?
you dont come back from that shit
Goddy you are the biggest loser on this fucking site, you and KingBlackDude. Self proclaimed comment section heros who suck el pres dick all day. Blog Sniffer. Fucking hillbilly.
Ear rape.
I have no idea how that kid kept it together. Wet willies are something that i automatically turn around and punch whoever did it. Ugh, total pet peeve of mine. Fuck that kid.
Remember when you were a kid and it was cool to randomly punch one of your buddy’s in the upper arm as hard as you could? What the fuck was that about?
Just sit there and wear a saggy ear canal like a bitch was an unbelievable line that u feits will never top. I gutta give it to you for that one u goofy ginger prick
Just sit there and wear a saggy ear canal like a bitch was an unbelievable line that u feits will never top. I gutta give it to you for that one u goofy ginger prick
And then the priest got his willie wet
willy im fucked
Comment section hero? Haha. You’re funny bro. You called me out for no reason on a few occasions so im just like fuck you then, faggot. Tis all.
Goddy how’s your Internet friends doing you fucking loser?
JUG for weeks.
Thats the #1 all time wet willy.
Thats the #1 all time wet willy.
Thats the #1 all time wet willy.
Nyblowsnjswallows was that a cm reference u queer?