Hey Springfield…We’re Coming For That Ass On February 8th
Congrats Springfield. It’s official. You won. You earned it. Now you’re gonna get it whether you’re ready for it or not. Friday February 8th. Mass Mutual Center. Tickets go on sale Dec 5th at noon. And just so there is no sticker shock tickets are 50 bucks. That’s how much they always are and we sell out everywhere and it will be the best 50 bucks you’ve ever spent in your life. You don’t know till ya know.
Oh and Worcester I’m not ruling you totally out yet. You just got dominated by Springfield that’s all. If you want to put on your Big Boy pants and try to go toe to toe with Springfield let me know.
Either way somebody do me a favor and cue the music…..


nobody cares
Nice. Hopefully no downtown strip clubs explode that weekend.
“Oh and Worcester I’m not ruling you totally out yet. You just got dominated by Springfield that’s all. If you want to put on your Big Boy pants and try to go toe to toe with Springfield let me know.”
AKA – You are doing both shows but you pretended there was a vote to get as many likes as possible and create hype. Well done Pageviews, well done.
I would take a thousand prison-style anal poundings before I ever spent $50 on one of these stupid events. Now hurry up with the GTA already
could be the worst idea in history of ideas, but I’m 1,000 percent going
Oh hey Prez, remember that time I said you were going to do both, and this vote was a sham? Good times.
If you go back to Worcester, can you get the non-itchy-burny kind of foam? Use the rashy kind at Springfield.
Tuscaloosa is next right? We can just do the thing in my backyard
Hasn’t Springfield suffered enough already?
just post the Sophie Turner GTA in the grey and white striped dress and get it over with already
these aren’t fun
Pageviews was always going to do both. He obviously had money down at both venues to reserve the date and jews aren’t one to spend money and see no return
fuck springfield its a fucking dump
There is no way this will end well.. for fucks sake it is Springfield we are talking about…
Worcester announcement on Monday….wait for it….
because Worcester stoolies DEMANDED it.