High Point In Stool History?
So this is Matt Brown the Norwood hockey player who was paralyzed during a game last year. Just thanking everybody who has supported him during his recovery and then throwing out the obligatory Viva La Stool shout out. I honestly think a tear rolled down my eye after hearing this. See this is the thing the feminsts, the anarchists and the PC police don’t get about the Stool. It’s not about me. It’s not about you. It’s not just about winning titles and wanting to fuck every chick with a hot ass. Instead it’s about trying to make people laugh and trying to help get people through their miserable day to day lives. It doesn’t matter whether we’re talking about Matt Brown, soldiers in Afganistan or just a typical cube dweller wasting away in cubeville. Just trying to ease the grind. That’s all we try to do. And if we help somebody like Matt Brown deal with the shit he’s had to go through even a tiny bit it’s mission accomplished. Now somebody do me a favor and have this chick from the parade go and smash her tits in this kid’s face. I think he deserves it…
I think you need to throw a fund raiser
prez you should promise that kid a ticket to the next sports final in boston (NBA/MLB/NHL) or to the super bowl… you know you want to.
amen prezzy. count me in as one of the cube dwelling idiots just wasting away. my pain isn’t even 1 millionth as bad as this kids, but you do make the days go by easier, faster, i always get a good laugh. i’ve been around here since early 09 which isn’t a very long time, but long enough to know i don’t know what id do without barstool during work.
Today your banner was on one of the duckboats, was featured on Boston.com and now was just talked about by Matt Brown. Congrats x1000
this doesn’t change teh fact that i think you are a giant cunt though haha
viva la stool indeed
Fire Manzo, hire Matt Brown.
Amazing kid.
Pres, kind of unrelated but this post just made me think of it, what are your thoughts on Tucker Max? Just started reading his shit, not just his books but like interviews that he’s done, a couple of speeches he made at colleges…. and he basically says something similar to what you just said all the time…. that if you think his books/his life is just about getting hammered and getting laid, your missing the point. It’s more about having a good time with your friends and defining your life on your terms, as opposed to following the crowd and living the life that other people try to impose on you (the standard I hate my job, 9-5 bullshit). Anyway, I see a lot of similarities between you and him (obviously you did your own thing and opted out of a career that you hated). Just wanna get your thoughts.
PS- I fully expect to catch a ton of shit from the commenters for this, but fuck em.
And that is why hockey players are the tougest and most humble athletes on the planet
It’s really kind of tough to ridicule/make fun of you …………after a post like this Pres,
Viva la Stool indeed
That is unreal!! Great fucking kid!!
Make a Matt Brown shirt and donate the money to his expenses for his recovery.
hot girls riding pigs Amen to that!
hey lark i dont know if you heard but its common courtesy to speak in fucking english you fucking pickle smoocher
but writing backwards is always cool too, if youre in fifth grade
I dont think id wear a shirt that prez designed but i would donate some money to this kid. viva la stool yes indeed
I echo the seniment here…. make a shirt for him and donate the proceeds. Noone wants a Farve or GTL shirt. Theyre dated Prez. Make a halfway decent shirt for this kid and you’ll not only raise crazy coin but bolster your rep… it’s still in the gutter after the vid of the girl with the breathing tube. Do the right thing Dave.
A+
Viva la stool, indeed & keep the faith, dudes.
A slow clap for this kid, obviously a warrior. My respect and admiration.
I agree with most of the comments above. Everywhere you look someone is always looking for $ for their cause. I think Matt Brown should be the stool’s cause! Make a t-shirt, have an outdoor fundraiser with any of these (softball, basketball, street hockey, wrestling matches, eating contest, smokeshow wet t-shirt/bikini contest). You could raise a couple K just by putting Pres. & Manzo in a dunk tank. It would get the stool a lot of media attention but most of all it would help out a cool kid like Matt Brown. Just remember what he’s going through could have happened to any one of us who played sports growing up.
^Oh yeah, VIVA LA STOOL! Bitches
nice camera work
I think a fundraiser is a fantastic idea.
I also happen to run the paintball place that did the stoolie deal of the day a couple months back, and we could absolutely host a a couple hundred people for a day for a fundraiser. Could do a whole day activity w bbq, beer, competition, beer, raffles and such. Could raise a hell of a lot of money for some good causes.
Get at me prez.
http://www.actiongamespaintball.com
(this is is no way an attempt at some shameless plug.)
OH…we could also find some way to “welcome” interns…
Or you could finally make a Viva La Stool bumper sticker…which would be the top selling product you whore out and donate the proceeds from that.
Wow. That was great. Even if you are a douche, Pres, that was some validating shit right there. I couldnt echo the tshirt/bumper sticker/fundraiser idea enough. Make it happen.
Definately high point for the stool you are spot on with this blog and puts things into perspective. 2nd is probabyl Rear Admiral getting a question in to Timmy after we won the cup. Good stuff.
As a cube dweller the 11 hours I work a day seemed like 8 because I would look at the stool between calls and it gave me a short mental break and kept me upbeat I literally didnt look at any other site other than the stool at work. Not to kiss ass or anything but you have the best blog on the planet.
My bosses blocked this site at work and sometimes I can access it but rarely.
does anyone know any tricks to get around viewing a blocked website at work?
IF there is any sort of trick let me know?
P.S. I agrre hire Matt Brown and fire Manzo. He is the worst blogger on the planet. You are only as good as your weakest link you are on your way you need to get this piece of shit off your site.
I’d pull the trigger on a shirt with the proceeds going to the kid. Never bought a shirt before, a little too much attention getting for me, besides the Laser Show Relax shirt which is money. Make something simple, “Viva La Stool” – Matt Brown then his hockey number on the back. Don’t know the kid, but respect the hell out of him.
Solid kid…. no, I just got something in my eye… stop looking at me!
Stoolie Challenge…………raise 10k……you fire Manzo
done and done
Good to see that, for once, the “flame wars” can stop and all can unite for this kid. A+. Put me on the list that would buy a Viva La Stool bumper sticker to help this kid and his family out.
bumper sticker idea is money
Good stuff.
GREAT shit right there!!!
Awesome. Fire Manzo, guy is a fag and brings the stool down a few notches.
well said prez, well said. a truly moving story in which this blog captivates perfectly. i wish matt brown the best in all his endeavours. and you would end it with creating the thought of that girl smashing her tits into his face. bravo hahaha.
PS That was truly one of the greatest days of my life. That cup looked goood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Pu91iUE10&NR=1&feature=fvwp
tis a beautiful day
“thanks to southie for the clip”
Absolutely fundaraiser and tee shirt! Prez you should visit him! He’d be so thrilled!
Matt Brown, you obviously check out the site, maybe you read the comments as well. You’re inspiring and reaching people that you dont even know. I saw that you moved a couple fingers, awesome. It may be slower then you want but you’re making progress bro,keep it up. Keep fighting like a motherfucker!
a post for the common man, made by the common man. hats off to you el prez. best post ever.