High Schooler With Downs Syndrome Scores a TD
SEATTLE (FOX 25/MyFoxBoston.com) – In a special moment during a Seattle high school football game, Ike Ditzenberger scored a touchdown for his team on a play he had been practicing for three years. With the score 35-0 and 10 seconds remaining in the game, the Snohomish Panthers ran the “Ike Special”. Ike, a football player who has Down syndrome, was given the football and he rushed for a 51 yard touchdown as time expired. Ike weaved around the opposing players who could have tackled Ike but instead let him take the ball into the end zone. The Lake Stevens Vikings won the game 35-6.
I always prefer to keep things around here wiseassy and sarcastic. But every once in a while a story comes along that is such a pure good, it melts the cold, black heart of even the most cynical Masshole. So much of the world of high school football is populated by stupid jocks, psycho parents and sociopathic, egotistical coaches with delusions that they’re Bill Parcells. And yet everyone involved with both these squads got together and committed a perfect act of human decency. It’s like Lindsay Weir asking Eli, the special kid, to dance at the Homecoming on the “Freaks and Geeks” pilot. And they deserve to be mentioned for it.
I have no idea what life is like for Ike Ditzenberger. But it’s fair to say that anyone who ever made his life miserable, taunted him, picked on him or broke his mother’s heart when he came home after getting a hard time at school, will never in their lives have a moment like he did here. Or ever know what it’s like to have a stadium full of people cheering you on for no other reason than they want to see you forget your problems and be happy for a while. Thanks, Vikings and Panthers. Now let’s get back to our regular vulgar nonsense, once I go get this dust out of my eyes.

fucking Maroney would be in the HOF if he ran that hard.
Looked like the Pats D out there
Seems as if most kids these days don’t really give other kids with legit special needs a hard time anymore. Maybe back in the day they did, but at least at my school everyone was very friendly to all of them.
Pretty funny considering what was just written on BSNY about this video… hahaha.
Stick to T & A, college music, Icing and a little sports coverage.
This kid is unlucky. Kinda like all the fat people you don’t post on this site.
Feaks and Geeks was fucking sweet show
This is like that story of the autistic basketball player that ended a game raining down mad 3′s
I like KFC’s commentary better.
I also like how people tell Portnoy what to “stick to” in these comments. Kills me. Who the f put you in charge?
I also like how the opposing players were fake diving at him to make it seem like they were trying to tackle him.
So this was in Seattle? Pete Carroll is already getting agents to illegally pay this kid, and then going to act like he has no idea what you’re talking about.
Great story. Good for this kid and his family.
Good stuff. I might even force my wife to drink heavily while pregnant just to guarantee I see my kid score a touchdown.
It would have been cool for him to get inside the 5 yard line and then someone just explodes him.
a little different than KFCs take on this story
Mcmurphy- HA!
Touchdowns!
would’ve been hilarious to see someone absolutely clean his clock. I mean he’s already retarded what’s the worst that could happen, maybe it would make him normal.
If I was the other coach I would have definitely whipped out a challenge flag because he was clearly out of bounds at the 11 second mark
Portnoy tried to pull the “Down syndrome” effect his first year of popwarner football so he can rack up some monster yards. I remember the football video he showed us all, most of the kids took it easy on him.
well I thought I was the only person that remembers the show “Freaks and Geeks”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-YtKGpqM0I&feature=related
Bobby Boucher didn’t need any of the other kids on the field to fake it…..just sayin’
……and the pussification of America continues
The “able bodied” members Snohomish Panthers must feel great knowing that they are on a team so horrible that not only are they getting their asses kicked so badly that they can insert retarded kids into the game at the end, but said retard also accounts for all of their points.
A+ on the ‘Freak and Geeks’ reference. ‘Undeclared’ was a pretty great show too. Apatow was so money with this TV shows.
Shouldn’t have passed on him in the draft….good story though, for real.
Mcmurphy said: { Sep 28, 2010 – 03:09:03 }
Good stuff. I might even force my wife to drink heavily while pregnant just to guarantee I see my kid score a touchdown
If The Stool had year end “Stoolie Awards” (for best comments and contributions), this could be one of the nominees. Absolute disgusting comedy right there Mcmurphy.
Cheesiest thing you can ever see happen in sports. But good for him I guess.
I teared up
Eli Manning’s success can now be explained.
Seriously, that’s an awesome story. Someone mentioned it but I thought of this incredible story immediately.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fw1CcxCUgg
One of the greatest stories ever
” » BruinsAreLife said: { Sep 28, 2010 – 03:09:47 }
would’ve been hilarious to see someone absolutely clean his clock. I mean he’s already retarded what’s the worst that could happen, maybe it would make him normal.”
You know what would be hilarious. You getting the shit kicked out of you.
lost the shut out. unacceptable
Jesus H, Jerry!
You literally brought tears to my eyes. So eloquently and beautifully written. Where’d you learn to write like that?
I agree: McMurphy might be in the all-time Top 5 raunchiest comments. Classic. Barbaric. Direct. Horrid. Only on the Stool….
fuck this mongaloid…tell this waterhead and his huge tongue to take a fucking hike…you never blow a shutout…and no matter how retarded this kid knows deep down this was a fucking sympathy score…make him earn it…if he can’t get into the endzone against legit D he doesn’t deserve to…period
slow clap*
I like it, now get them tittys out for the lingerie competiton.
KFC has no kids
JT has kids
must be where the angles come from
Great Freaks and Geeks reference, great story as well
“once i get this dust out of my eyes”
i had the same problem
» TheCheat said: { Sep 28, 2010 – 03:09:25 }
KFC has no kids
JT has kids
must be where the angles come from
KFC is hilarious.
JT is old and out of touch and looks like he has downs.
THATS where the angles come from.
http://www.weei.com/sites/default/files/pictures/picture-33.jpg
Case closed.
LOL @ McMurphy. sweet post.
» mcmurphy said: { Sep 28, 2010 – 03:09:03 }
Good stuff. I might even force my wife to drink heavily while pregnant just to guarantee I see my kid score a touchdown.
Well done, sir.
» Whatwhat said: { Sep 28, 2010 – 03:09:20 }
KFC is hilarious.
JT is old and out of touch and looks like he has downs.
Was hoping to get through ONE afternoon w/out ButtNutt chiming in. Here’s hoping he catches a case of the Downs in his sleep……
That ‘special kid’ on F&G would go on to wreak havoc in “3:10 to Yuma”.
Great vid. This kid needs to improve on that 15 second 40-time tho.
how hilarious would it have been had a player on the red team destroyed some unsuspecting white team member with a viscious block.
I have no sympathy for retards, I would have been with KFC tackling the shit out of this kid.
wutan why are you on barstool if you’re gonna get your panties in a bunch over people making fun of retards?…you gonna start saying that the wake ups and smokes are degrading to women too?
Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going. We got this one kid, Mongo… He’s got a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre, but he’s a good shit so we don’t bust his chops too much.
Doobah — I’m really starting to feel sorry for you, bro. Every time you post, I realize more and more how sad you truly are. You’re obviously a close buddy of Jerry’s. You guys probably went to high school together or you diddle his kids or something. Or maybe Jerry’s stand-up comedy act really hit home for you. You guys connected on that “our lives are pathetic, but we can still laugh about it” level. Whatever…
Either way, I’m sorry. I’m going to continue to berate Jerry’s out-of-touch commentary. Hopefully my mean-spirited comments don’t take away from your terrific life, which I’m sure consists of facebook creeping on your ex-wife, pretending the guys at your local bar are the truest of friends, and regretting how much of a pussy you’ve been your entire life.
Yours Truly.