Hillary Duff Teaches All Girls How To Handle Getting Engaged




What do you do when your NHL boyfriend Mike Comrie pops the question and gives you a 1 million dollar engagment ring? You cry. You text a picture of the ring to your friends to rub it in and then you suck a dick and you suck a dick fast. Take notes ladies. This is how it’s done. If you want to earn you man you got to learn your man. Man I love Hillary Duff. Just such a sneaky little freakshow. It it even a question whether she gave up anal later that night too?
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 02/23/10, 2:19 pm |



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Yeah, the most expensive knobber in history.
“Diamonds…..because she’ll pretty much have to”
Awesome. Unfortunately for him, after the wedding, those will become rare (at least with her).
God I hope you mean “let him give her anal”. I don’t know, maybe he’s curious.
Holy shit, she really does carry the flag for female reaction.
1. Cry
2. Text friends
3. Obligatory pole smoking
by the smile he has I bet she’s sucking the bed sheets right into his butt cheeks, what a good girl, Mikey taught her well
It it even a question whether she up anal later that night too?
Nice sentence.
amazing papparazo work here, but duff has to be smarter than this. it’s not like she is a rookie in the hollywood game. huge slip up here. but i love it.
His Johnny Weir Smile is killing me.
… and I thought wasting all my friends time with my own “hero” movie made my day!
Her father must be so proud.
huge slip up or comrie happens to ask her on a porch with glass walls?
Or she may have never actually blown him like the picture implies…
Damnit, apparently club hockey just could pull me tail like Duff’s. If only to live the dream…
hahaha classic pic
is that dude talking on a cell phone during this?
not sure why i want this to be real so bad and her not caught in an odd position.
To bad he’s not getting dome from her.
I hope he enjoyed it, now that she’s got the rock, he gets no more blowjobs. Just ask El Pres.
God damn late 90’s UMich hockey alum still pulling tail. I have now been jealous of those bastards for over 10 years.
and hockey players still pull the most tail
lucky bastard
dumb fuck. he is in the red this year with that ring unless he is getting some serious endorsement deals
http://www.hockeybuzz.com/cap-central/team.php?team=EDM
Donkey – good chance he’s counting on a joint bank account to foot that bill.
Daddy must have helped him pay for it…apparently Comrie is the heir to some Canadian furniture magnate…
To all you single guys, remember, when the time comes, propose in private.
If you get rejected strangers won’t know, and if its a go you immediately get rewarded
I don’t know if its just me, but if gonna get knob job, I would like to be completely horizontal or completely vertical, non of this sitting at a right angle bull shit
It’s amazing how a diamond ring is like the jedi mind trick.
hope he enjoyed it, because it will probably be the last one he gets from her and once married she’ll cut her hair short and get fat…
yes..he should be proud..that bj better have been worth it
Sadly I think that’s got EXIT ONLY written all over it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2er-STls
- Engamenent ring, $5000,-
- Hotelroom $ 150,-
- Camera $450
- Blowjob after engagement, priceless
Gold-digger.
I guess after getting a one million dollar gift Hillary sucks for more.
“According to E! News, they are in the process of purchasing a $10 US million home in Beverly Hills.
Comrie previously bought Duff a $100,000 US Mercedes for her 20th birthday.”
And a million dollar ring? Since when do little NHL boys get paid that kind of money? Of course thats what it takes to get a publicly viewed Knob Slob.
Words I never thought I would hear myself say: Hillary Duff kicks ass.
She is doing it all wrong. She should be turned around. It’s easier to deep throat that way, and he can get a good look at her ass. She really needs to be tought a few lessons on proper sucking of the cock. She needs to take cock sucking 101.
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