What do you do when your NHL boyfriend Mike Comrie pops the question and gives you a 1 million dollar engagment ring?   You cry.  You text a picture of the ring to your friends to rub it in and then you suck a dick and you suck a dick fast.     Take notes ladies.   This is how it’s done.   If you want to earn you man you got to learn your man.     Man I love Hillary Duff.  Just such a sneaky little freakshow.     It it even a question whether she gave up anal later that night too?