Hillary Duff Teaches All Girls How To Handle Getting Engaged

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What do you do when your NHL boyfriend Mike Comrie pops the question and gives you a 1 million dollar engagment ring?   You cry.  You text a picture of the ring to your friends to rub it in and then you suck a dick and you suck a dick fast.     Take notes ladies.   This is how it’s done.   If you want to earn you man you got to learn your man.     Man I love Hillary Duff.  Just such a sneaky little freakshow.     It it even a question whether she gave up anal later that night too?

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» Ignatz said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:40 }

Yeah, the most expensive knobber in history.

» Frolf Pro said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:06 }

“Diamonds…..because she’ll pretty much have to”

» Teabags said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:55 }

Awesome. Unfortunately for him, after the wedding, those will become rare (at least with her).

» kain said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:22 }

God I hope you mean “let him give her anal”. I don’t know, maybe he’s curious.

» Buddy Revel said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:05 }

Holy shit, she really does carry the flag for female reaction.
1. Cry
2. Text friends
3. Obligatory pole smoking

» J Cubed said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:43 }

by the smile he has I bet she’s sucking the bed sheets right into his butt cheeks, what a good girl, Mikey taught her well

» bobby bag of donuts said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:56 }

It it even a question whether she up anal later that night too?

Nice sentence.

» Mark Price said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:49 }

amazing papparazo work here, but duff has to be smarter than this. it’s not like she is a rookie in the hollywood game. huge slip up here. but i love it.

» Bottomofthe9th said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:38 }

His Johnny Weir Smile is killing me.

» Pete Campbells Anger Bang said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:35 }

… and I thought wasting all my friends time with my own “hero” movie made my day!

» moooooog35 said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:43 }

Her father must be so proud.

» pedies lazer show said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:46 }

huge slip up or comrie happens to ask her on a porch with glass walls?

» CptKballs said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:45 }

Or she may have never actually blown him like the picture implies…

» Gordon Bombay said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:44 }

Damnit, apparently club hockey just could pull me tail like Duff’s. If only to live the dream…

» delli1788 said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:52 }

hahaha classic pic

» Maneuver said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:59 }

is that dude talking on a cell phone during this?

» Mark Price said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:46 }

not sure why i want this to be real so bad and her not caught in an odd position.

» Redsoxfan308 said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 02:02:56 }

To bad he’s not getting dome from her.

» Agent47 said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 03:02:41 }

I hope he enjoyed it, now that she’s got the rock, he gets no more blowjobs. Just ask El Pres.

» Bird dog em Frankie said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 03:02:40 }

God damn late 90’s UMich hockey alum still pulling tail. I have now been jealous of those bastards for over 10 years.

» BarDown2213 said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 03:02:20 }

and hockey players still pull the most tail

» jconnolly said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:17 }

lucky bastard

» donkey show said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:04 }

dumb fuck. he is in the red this year with that ring unless he is getting some serious endorsement deals

http://www.hockeybuzz.com/cap-central/team.php?team=EDM

» Always Be Closing said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:51 }

Donkey – good chance he’s counting on a joint bank account to foot that bill.

» kennyshell said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:25 }

Daddy must have helped him pay for it…apparently Comrie is the heir to some Canadian furniture magnate…

» bodhi said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:54 }

To all you single guys, remember, when the time comes, propose in private.
If you get rejected strangers won’t know, and if its a go you immediately get rewarded

» Herbert Nerdelton said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:26 }

I don’t know if its just me, but if gonna get knob job, I would like to be completely horizontal or completely vertical, non of this sitting at a right angle bull shit

» Hockey66 said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 04:02:31 }

It’s amazing how a diamond ring is like the jedi mind trick.

» BUNGHOLIO said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 05:02:09 }

hope he enjoyed it, because it will probably be the last one he gets from her and once married she’ll cut her hair short and get fat…

» berner13 said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 07:02:08 }

yes..he should be proud..that bj better have been worth it

» Ignatz said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 07:02:31 }

Sadly I think that’s got EXIT ONLY written all over it.

» Jules said: { Feb 23, 2010 - 09:02:59 }
» Donny Tyrone said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 05:02:20 }

- Engamenent ring, $5000,-
- Hotelroom $ 150,-
- Camera $450
- Blowjob after engagement, priceless

:-)

» Peregrino said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 05:02:48 }

Gold-digger.
I guess after getting a one million dollar gift Hillary sucks for more.

» DudeMan666 said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 06:02:23 }

“According to E! News, they are in the process of purchasing a $10 US million home in Beverly Hills.
Comrie previously bought Duff a $100,000 US Mercedes for her 20th birthday.”

And a million dollar ring? Since when do little NHL boys get paid that kind of money? Of course thats what it takes to get a publicly viewed Knob Slob.

» leujin said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 09:02:35 }

Words I never thought I would hear myself say: Hillary Duff kicks ass.

» shamyk said: { Feb 25, 2010 - 06:02:50 }

She is doing it all wrong. She should be turned around. It’s easier to deep throat that way, and he can get a good look at her ass. She really needs to be tought a few lessons on proper sucking of the cock. She needs to take cock sucking 101.

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