Listen everybody knows I hate the Olympics. Bunch of high school heroes who probably couldn’t make the varsity football team competing in wacky sports that only 300 people in the universe compete at trying to act like they are world class athletes and I should give a fuck about them. Hate it. But having said that I’m a Holly Mangold fan. And not in a point and make fun of the fat bitch type of way either. I’m a legit fan. I’m not laughing at her. I’m laughing with her. She won me over on True Life and I’ve been a fan ever since. She’s just the real deal. Nothing fake about her. As comfortable in her own skin as a human can be. Never says anything to make herself look good or win endorsement deals. She knows she’s a huge fat bitch and she’s cool with it. I know she doesn’t look like what famous athletes who gets endorsement deals should look like, but I don’t care. I’m on team Mangold and she is literally the only person I’ll be rooting for at the Olympics. And if I was Wheaties I’d put her ugly mug on the cover of my cereal.