Holley Mangold Is The Only Olympian I Give A Flying Fuck About
Listen everybody knows I hate the Olympics. Bunch of high school heroes who probably couldn’t make the varsity football team competing in wacky sports that only 300 people in the universe compete at trying to act like they are world class athletes and I should give a fuck about them. Hate it. But having said that I’m a Holly Mangold fan. And not in a point and make fun of the fat bitch type of way either. I’m a legit fan. I’m not laughing at her. I’m laughing with her. She won me over on True Life and I’ve been a fan ever since. She’s just the real deal. Nothing fake about her. As comfortable in her own skin as a human can be. Never says anything to make herself look good or win endorsement deals. She knows she’s a huge fat bitch and she’s cool with it. I know she doesn’t look like what famous athletes who gets endorsement deals should look like, but I don’t care. I’m on team Mangold and she is literally the only person I’ll be rooting for at the Olympics. And if I was Wheaties I’d put her ugly mug on the cover of my cereal.
wake up with Holley Mangold on Monday?
The City Barbecue t-shirt pretty much sums it up. And for my money, the video of her diving into the pool on True Life is as good as it gets. Team Mangold, indeed.
she is a very handsome man
i mean wo-man
Her forearms are bigger than my legs.
I bet she shits whole steaks with potatoes on the side
Mangold is the biggest bro… i like her
different definition of what a ‘dickwrecker’ could be
How would you like it if people told you everyday how fat and ugly you were Porknoy…………uh never mind.
Loved the interview, cool chick,
Good Luck Holly
you do you, holley mangold. however, your brother can go suck a dick
Prez hits the nail on the head. Love the IDGAF attitude.
I’d hit it
Only rooting for Holley Mangold? If you aren’t rooting for every American athlete regardless of sport then you’ve let the terrorists win.
blogged by an uncircumcised, big beaked, humped backed asshole
I’d mouth rape this sweet bitch to death.
@buckwheat I’m pretty sure pres is circumcised. God I love Mangold though. She is such a king.
Does she have tits? or just an upper echelon of fat? Either way, she will dominate a dude and call him a pussy afterwards.
@ nfp: you’re goddamn right. @Prez: I’ll bet you my next paycheck that 90% of the track and field athletes in the Olympics were starters on their high school football teams. Especially the guys who throw the discus and the hammer.
“wacky” sports like soccer, basketball, distace running, sprints, volleyball, boxing, swimming… so wacky…
THAT’S A HUGE BITCH!!!!
Pres how can you spew all your bullshit during the heat series acting like you know shit about basketball and not at least be a little excited to watch the olympic team? That is literally the most fun basketball ever is to watch other than in the NBA finals or deep into the playoffs. clearly you don’t care so why do you continue to act like an authority if you’re not even a fan?
Go Holly go! U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!
good for holley and good for the usa. need a good hard-working, i’m great and you can go fuck yourself mentality type athlete. after hte olympics usa basketball better win the gold again, if the heat lose the conference or nba finals wade and lebron should have something to prove. however, recent events dictate they will probably opt out of playing because they are a couple a moolies who think they deserve a paycheck for representing our great country.
PS – i hope the jets sign her and suit her up right next to nick so sanchez doesn’t get battered around like a mezza fanook this season.
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