Hottest Metrosexual QB in The Game….Period
A lot of QB’s superbowl is the superbowl. Not ours. It’s the MET Gala. This is the event that Tom Brady builds his year around. Just lying in the weeds waiting to break out his hottest looks. Just trying to make a statement. This year it was no different. I mean what is that haircut? Like an off center fohawk? I’m not going to lie. I think it works. I think? What do the Stoolies think? Rate Beckham’s haircut….
(653 votes, average: 4.24 out of 10)
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PS – As a sidenote how does Brady live with himself being married at these events? Must eat him up on the inside. Like yeah Gisele is hot but she’s old and boring. If he wasn’t weighed down by her he could be plowing the likes of Candice Swanepoel and shit. It would drive me wild.
hey gonzo, it’s fauxhawk.
gisele is hideous
Who’s the dude in the dress ?
I just got lost in his eyes. What are we talking about again?
Looks like a gay model, dammit Brady!
Millionaire – check
Champion – check
MVP – check
Handsome – check
Millionaire wife – check
Wife arguably considered to be one of most attractive on planet – check
When the devil collects on his deal with Brady it’s not gonna be pretty
yeah, Gisele is getting uglier and uglier by the month. In a couple years Brady is going to be married to Peyton Manning
what a weird bowtie
How has welker being in a commercial for Depends not come up yet?
Gisele is one of the more overrated chicks out there. Brady is about a million notches above her in the looks department(and I am a NY fan). On another note, pres you seem much more comfortable blogging about Fashion and the MET Gala than that forcibly awkward red sox post you put up there yesterday.
Does sculpting your hair plugs into a fauxhawk get you laid? When you’re worth $200mm and an MVP QB I guess it does.
If he wore a starfish dress shirt and pink Jackie-O sunglasses, would you
respect him more? Sure, we all hate the foo-foo hair-do, but whatev…..
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PS – Gisele is Brazilian. Surely she’s NOT “boring”. As for her being “old”, I assume
you mean to infer that anyone no longer of college age is just automatically “old”?
Ummm Candice Swanpoel has some thick arm hair right there. She’s still 99.9/100 first tiny little flaw I’ve seen on her
I think I’d rather fuck the old one than the hairy one..but you can’t shave old so I’m confused
yeah that swapnoel chick is obvioulsy top ten on the planet, but man is she skinny…give me just a little more meat on the bones…..
too much faggot, too much faggot
I don’t mind a little arm hair. It’s natch, it’s all good.
Brady’s definitely a faggot.
Wait, wearing a Tux is metro now? Pres, didn’t you wear one to your wedding and for the Chatroulette follies?
Oh and B. Moynihan>Gisele.
spinna you are a squid.
cum everywhere on Brady’s look.
nice droopy bowtie… dickhead
Gisele is starting to look like James Woods.
Waht a clown. Look at what he is forced to do now. Go out and look like an idiot.
Is there any wonder we can’t win superbowls with this guy trying to be on the cover of Jet all the time and gronk going fro the cover of playgirl?
This team is OUT OF CONTROL. Remember when football players played football?
I hope he styled his pubes the same way.
I’m willing to bet everyone calling Brady a faggot would switch lives with him 100 times out of 100! Just saying…
your damn right i’d switch lives with Brady, in one second. I’d start dressing like a regular dude and get a new chick within the 1st 45 seconds of my new life.
Wow. What a fucking homo. No one can even rip on Eli anymore with this kind of shit. If Brady spent half as much time studying film and taking snaps at practice as he does fucking his ugly wife and doing his hair he’d have 5 super bowl rings instead of 3.
This Gisele cunt is just ruining Brady. Brady is a fool for doing anything this ugly cunt tells him to do.
Nice…Cuckold Tommy skips Matt Light’s retirement to go to an Art Gala. . . she must have been wearing the old strap-on last night….good for him.
Sort of makes you wish he’d just grow long hair instead…
I don’t care what anybody says, that suit jacket is fucking dapper. What is that crushed velvet?
Not defending Tommy’s homo-ocity, but he studies plenty of film. He can’t “throw the fuckin ball” AND play defense….
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Typically I’m ok w/ Tom’s, ahem, flair, as he backs it up in every other aspect of life. But I see this pic, and suddenly, I can help thinking, Look at the size of that boy’s head. It’s like an orange on a toothpick. No kidding. His head’s like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts. Head! Pants! Now!
Oooh, that was offsides, wasn’t it? Tonight he’ll cry himself to sleep… on his huge pillow!