(I don’t know what Tom’s doing here and I don’t want to know.  Don’t think just throw)

 

Inside TrackSpeaking of Brady, a 12 neighbor rang in to ask us to remind Tom that his dog Lua is not allowed in the playground where Brady was cavorting with sons Jack and Benjamin the other day. Seems pooches have been known to pee on the playground equipment. Ew. The neighbor lady said she would have reminded Brady herself but “his handsomeness rendered me mute.” 

 

What a fucking little tattle tailing cunt.  Calling the Inside Track to complain about Tom Brady’s dog pissing in the playground. Hey asshole, if Lua wants to take a dump in your mouth you just ask how wide to open. You know why? Because he’s Tom Brady and you’re not.  Period.   Now guess what?  Now I’m going to take my dog and come to your park and fuck shit up.  You don’t know how good you had it.   Stella will piss and shit all over your precious little playground.  What’s that?  I’m out of poop bags?  Oops.  Now yis can’t leave.   We coming for that ass bitch!