How About the Bitch Who Called The Inside Track To Tattle On Tom Brady For His Dog Pissing In A Playground Dogs Aren’t Allowed In?
(I don’t know what Tom’s doing here and I don’t want to know. Don’t think just throw)
Inside Track – Speaking of Brady, a 12 neighbor rang in to ask us to remind Tom that his dog Lua is not allowed in the playground where Brady was cavorting with sons Jack and Benjamin the other day. Seems pooches have been known to pee on the playground equipment. Ew. The neighbor lady said she would have reminded Brady herself but “his handsomeness rendered me mute.”
What a fucking little tattle tailing cunt. Calling the Inside Track to complain about Tom Brady’s dog pissing in the playground. Hey asshole, if Lua wants to take a dump in your mouth you just ask how wide to open. You know why? Because he’s Tom Brady and you’re not. Period. Now guess what? Now I’m going to take my dog and come to your park and fuck shit up. You don’t know how good you had it. Stella will piss and shit all over your precious little playground. What’s that? I’m out of poop bags? Oops. Now yis can’t leave. We coming for that ass bitch!



dog needs some blue contacts
Renee rather get fucked by Lua than elpres, fact
Remember that blog you wrote about how un-mogul like it is not to have your own “go to” drink? Look at your fucking dog bro! No wonder Jenna Marbles is dominating your ass.
Thats a microscope. Hes trying to look for his penis.
people that dress up their dogs should be shot
She probably was pissed that Tom didn’t take a dump on her chest.
tom probably fucked this bitch and never called her again
Your dog sucks shit
Is that you with the blue sweater on holding your dog? You need to post the rest of that picture ASAP.
That really is your dog isn’t it? Figures
that contraption in the first pic looks like renee’s fuck machine with a camera on it. and i’m sure you’ve given it a go too prez…fuck machine don’t lie
Tom must have forgotten he was white when he got that pit bull
That dog looks like a rat
A+ blog, bout fucking time.
What the fuck? I thought we were calling him Tommy Football now.
Watch Tom Brady pump the crowd at Gillette before the blowout Monday night..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkkzXxyWo2Q
i’m pleased to see the commenters have finally embraced calling renne out for being a whore. this may be what pushes portnoy over the edge. that being said, renee fists herself with stella’s head.
If you look at the video links on the right hand side of this page, it looks like the chick in the Thanksgiving video is sitting on a dick.
any man who has a dog that is rodent-sized and flaunts it deserves nothing less than an eagle to swoop down and devour it
Bro I would take that eagle and snap it half Bo Jackson strike out style
For a guy who posts about how awesome dogs are all the time, it’s nice to see you’ve kept an open mind and welcomed a Mexican cat into your home. Dogs are awesome though, you really should consider one.
Sweet dog costume, bro.
That being said: Dogs FTW!
I never ever clean up dog poo. way below me
Nice cock camera bro…
stella perfect german beauty
“he could do anything he wanted to me” Neil
Even the dog has a howitzer in that family, suprised tom just doesnt piss on the football field.
WTF? Get it off me!
your dog is hideous, looks like a rat, a dog that 2 gay fags would have together after being together 9 months
fuck my dog im consuming a bottle of laxitives and a bottle of ipicac and ima fuck a bitches playground up have fun playing in my shit and vomit u dumb fucking smelly cunt bitch mother fucking cock sucker twat