Doc going ham Gronk style in the crowd
PS - was that the worst call ever by schulman? Wake up bro
Duke in your eyeball
@wbence we'll 100% sell out Chicago. It's 3 months away and more than half sold. Just not lightening fast by blackout standards
RT @mrk091: @stoolpresidente http://t.co/vc0RGHv6 contest of Purple Starfish Swag....this is my Superbowl. No high ankle sprain can hold...
I don’t know if they have like Make A Wish foundation type stuff for 32 year old smut peddlers who suffer from “the tired” but if they do I’d totally ask to be an extra on this Adam Lambert Music Video. Shit is hot fire!
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he looks like he might be gay.
Good god this is not hetro
This is seriously the gayest thing you have ever written.
Welp you probably have to paint your nails black, wear skin tight black jeans, put on a decent amount of makeup, have the ability to suck your own dick and the dicks of other fags, and have an affinity for god awful music.
you have a good chance
this guy realizes he’s not in Twilight right? I’m sure he wishes he was so he could suck on those fag vampire’s necks
“the tired” = “the HIV”
Now we know you are just doing this to piss us off for all the times we’ve called you gay. Either that or you’re just really gay.
You’re 32?
Ok…everyone is just realizing now that Pres is exaggerating this Adam Lambert love affair to piss all of you off?
You have some seriously challenged readers, Pres.
but wouldn’t a 32 yr old mush ,dressed in racing silks, kind of be too over the top for that video.
what the fuck is wrong with you, serious what is wrong with you?
Pres, i love the site and i love your funny writing style, but you really need to cool it with the adam lambert shit. Joking or not i think i speak for everyone when i say noone is laughing, and people are getting worried