How Is Andrew “Squid” Garfield Fucking Emma Stone?
I don’t know what it is about this kid. I don’t whether it’s the fact that he played Eduardo in the Social Network. I don’t know whether it’s the fact his hair is bigger than his entire head. I don’t know whether it’s the fact he’s always trying way to hard to look slick. But whatever it is I just feel like he’s a geek. Seems like somebody who should get stuffed in the bat bag not fucking one of the coolest chicks on the planet. Just has no right dating Emma Stone and that’s all I’m gonna say about that. Like beat me one on one in anything and then get back to me.
Dude is a much much better Spiderman than you are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvJdXfErPbs
Why “in anything”? Stick to your guns, Pres. You can take him in spinning a Dreidel for sure, no sweat.
The real question is why is anyone remotely famous dating
This ugly albino chick Emma stone. I have been with hotter chicks than her
Emma Stone ain’t no smokeshow herself. Bitch has eyeballs for days.
http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/
emma stone loks beat AF in that pic. id still hit for days tho
He certainly appears cuntish.
Hey brilliantdouchebag, go fuck your own face
I dont know that it is about this jew. I dont know whether it’s the fact that he was on Jim Romes show for a week and said “Last gun in the bullet”. I dont know if its the fact that his nose is so big he cant see his dick. I don’t know if its that hes always trying way too hard to push the word “hardo” into popular culture. But whatever it is I feel like hes a smut peddler. Seems like someone who has been trapped in the closet for years, and lookin to get Gronk’d. In all seriousness, you guys are out of your minds if you dont think Emma Stone is a babe.
Cool it with the Blue Steel, Eduardo. You are going to hurt somebody flashing that thing around carelessly.
Didn’t you have a GTA with Emma in which you tore her pasty, no ass, no tits body apart?
Id fuck spiderman if I could,
emma stone is regular looking even in her movies and at her appearances, imagine what she looks like without the magic of hollywood. one of the most overrated chicks out there today
totally agree EZ..this chick is BEYOND overrated. painfully average face/body, and she needs to get some goddamn color..she makes casper look like Kunta Kinte for chrissakes
She looks like she had fetal alcohol syndrome.
“Like beat me one on one in anything and then get back to me.”
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He already beat you in a hair-growth contest and straightest-neck contest.
i hate emma stone’s mouth and her weird lispy and raspy voice. besides that, i’d let her.
“Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is it’s located on my cock.”
emma stone has down syndrome.
Pretty much the same thing the first lady’s family says when they see your Quasimodo looking physique comes walking in the door.
Carlsweetchuck ftw.. Busted out laughing
Am I the only one who thinks Emma Stone looks legally fucking retarded??
I came to check these comments and planned on saying how over rated she was (like how I feel KU is over rated) only to find people agree with me? Weird. The attention this girl gets as a top looking celeb are pretty ridiculous. What does she have? Is it the pale skin? The average at best body? The former ginger in her?
she is not hot, let him have her. good god what is everyones obsession with this chick? is she the next kate upton!?
Emma Stone is hot, no doubt. I think it’s the personality that completes it.
Tlhe real question here is spidermans taste in women. Kirsten dunst peaked at interview with a vampire. That skinny bitch can open tuna cans with her mouth. This raspy voiced emma ho looks like a simpsons character. Pick up your game mr parker
Hahaaaa well dunn sweetchuck!! Yeah, she’s not hot…..she was cast in those dumb movies specifically because she’s not not….she was supposed to be the cool, spunky, kinda cute because of it chick. Most likely she sucked the balls off of Jonah Hill before he had a fupa reduction. I’ve found my weiner in 10-30 girls that are way hotter, and I’m a huge dork.
Both are average. Average people can’t date anyone hotter or uglier than themselves.