So unbeknown to me the Celtics Dancers held tryouts this weekend or something like that.   And my guess is that I’m not the only one who didn’t know about it because out of the 200 pictures that Fox took I didn’t see one chick that made my dick move. (Not including the bitches already on the team)  What’s that all about?   Do the Celtics dancers think they’re too good to improve or something?   If you ask me they only have like 3 hot chicks on the team to begin with.  So they should be advertising everywhere and beating down the doors of local sluts to come and shake their ass.    Just a very disappointing effort.   Everybody knows you start to build championships in the offseason, but it doesn’t look the Celtics Dancers got that memo.   This time we both lose Johnny.